Dumb *kitten* You Wish Didn't Happen

Hmmmm

I can't tell y'all the really bad stuff... but...

Three days before I moved out of the US, I was packing my toddler into the car when the phone rang. I answered it, told them i couldn't talk, then stuck my phone on top of the car. I buckled the toddler in, closed the door, and drove off.

Phone. Gone.

I had insurance, so they sent me a new phone.

"new" being 10 years old. Woudln't even turn on.

They sent phone #2.

With no battery.

I was so angry after phone call # 2938473 that I made my fiance deal with it.

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Last Saturday I did the Warrior Dash with a bunch of social deviants. I hope I never have to see those weirdos again!

Oh....wait....:blushing:

HA! You should have been at the after party :devil:

Shhhhh! What ever happens in "where ever the hell we are" stays there!

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Ditto. I'm sure there's a few I could tell, but there's not really any coming to mind at the moment.

*kitten* half my life story could be included here...all dumb moves that seemed really smart at the time??

Best was summer between Grade 9 and 10 when I took my first ride in the back of a cop car. They brought me home smelling like an entire case of beer. Evidently that tree I was hiding behind when the cops busted the party wasn't a good hiding spot. My dad was furious because the cops woke him up when pounding on the door...and laughed at me while i stumbled my way up the stairs to my room. I don't even remember my punishment--but he tells that story at every family function and any chance he can get that will embarass me. 15 years later and he's still punishing me.

Shhhhh! What ever happens in "where ever the hell we are" stays there!

yes yes.....I only suggested how bad we may have been

ha! she will never know....you did hide those pics right?

If by hide you mean lose, then yes.

Dayum. Nothing that can top that, I'm sure.

I wish I hadn't drank so much the night I fell and busted my knee. I slipped on the sidewalk. I remember sky then floor and then vague memories of stealing a computer chair from someones yard (I assume it was out for trash or with a free sign, who would leave a computer chair outside otherwise...) and then waking up half naked in a friends bed with a scarf tied around my leg. I thought he'd put it there for a joke, but as I took it off, I took one look at the blood and bruising and I could have vomited.

It's never been right since. :<

In high school, I dated a boy whose family was, shall we say "connected". The weekend after I broke my ankle jumping from his trampoline into his pool we were at a party in his backyard when someone yelled "Cops! Cops cops!". Everyone ditched over the back fence into the woods behind his house. I did too and was so proud of making it over the fence with crutches and cast and everything, even landed on non-casted leg on the other side. Only to have a search light shining right smack in my face.

Turns out it was an FBI bust on his dad/uncles, but local authorities got involved due to underage drinking. The ensuing phone call to my Dad from the cop shop was torturous. I still haven't lived it down with my dad hahahaha.

So basically, I was waiting for a friend come in from out of town and he got lost...his cab driver was a moron. Anyways, I was on the phone with him trying to give them directions...so I went to stand out front of my house...thought I saw them go by and ran accross the street. We live in suburbia so it's not like there was traffic.

Now, I was wearing long black pants, and a black turtle neck, not like I was wearing garters and a bra! ......I run back accross to my house and 5 cop cars surround me, including some undercovers......... take my phone, while I was on the phone with him. When all is said and done, they leave only to return 10 minutes later with my friend in the back seat...rofl...the cabbie threw him out because he couldn't find the house and they picked him up, rofl. They asked if he knew why and he said...I can only guess.

After a couple Tequila it was pretty funny!

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Same!