What's going to happen to me??

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  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    You're pregnant.

    What was in that protein powder?

    Perhaps the "protein" in said protein powder came from sperm and she decided to rub some in her uterus to make sure it's strong enough for the next time she orders some. That's my theory, at least.
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
    You're pregnant.

    What was in that protein powder?

    Perhaps the "protein" in said protein powder came from sperm and she decided to rub some in her uterus to make sure it's strong enough for the next time she orders some. That's my theory, at least.

    This explains EVERYTHING! :laugh:
  • munkey418
    munkey418 Posts: 139
    You're pregnant.

    What was in that protein powder?

    Perhaps the "protein" in said protein powder came from sperm and she decided to rub some in her uterus to make sure it's strong enough for the next time she orders some. That's my theory, at least.

    This explains EVERYTHING! :laugh:


    Best LOL of the night!!!
  • phee03r
    phee03r Posts: 14 Member
    If your uterus has not fallen out by now, it's probably well on its way. But wait...you can reverse it! Just eat back only half of the calories you burned while hauling that package into the house. Remember...only half. Best of luck.
    Actually you were supposed to eat a meal with protein the same amount of calories you burned carrying the package in the house. Protein for weight lifting carbs for cardio...duh.
  • guamSUPERgirl90
    guamSUPERgirl90 Posts: 255
    After reading all this, its making me hesitant to purchase my shakes... darn.

    :D
  • GeminiFairy89
    GeminiFairy89 Posts: 45 Member
    lmfao No.
  • nevertoolate2
    nevertoolate2 Posts: 309 Member
    If your uterus does fall out, please make an urgent appointment with a surgeon. For a small fee he/she can turn it into a penis that will look much more appropriate with the muscle on muscle look you will soon have
  • Microfiber_wechange
    Microfiber_wechange Posts: 640
    With my 5 kids, the world's overpopulated anyway :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • LondonEliza
    LondonEliza Posts: 456 Member
    So the point of this thread is to tell me that I should just lift barbells made out of carbs and nothing else?!?!

    Would two pans of bread that weight the same as my exercise cals for the day make me lose weight or should I just lift 1200 cal bread?

    You guys are so knowledgeable and are MY lifesavers!!!
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    So, I ordered a bunch of protein powder online, and it was delivered the other day. After I carried the package into the house, I noticed on the packing slip that it weighed 16.5 lbs! I've been told women shouldn't lift anything over 5 pounds. Is my uterus going to fall out now??

    iam sooooooo tired of having to pick up other people uterus,s at the gym sheees women keep your workout areas cleannnnnnnnnnnnnn
  • Sockimobi
    Sockimobi Posts: 541
    Bwahaha this thread made my lunch break worth taking today.

    Funny funny MFPers!
  • madamepsychosis
    madamepsychosis Posts: 472 Member
    Yes, your uterus is going to fall out. Don't you know girls should stick to girls exercises? Put that protein powder down before the next heavy thing you're lugging around is a penis.
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
    You're pregnant.

    What was in that protein powder?

    Perhaps the "protein" in said protein powder came from sperm and she decided to rub some in her uterus to make sure it's strong enough for the next time she orders some. That's my theory, at least.
    I LOVE this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    when your uterus falls out, at least that will be a weight loss...good job :laugh:
  • gemiwing
    gemiwing Posts: 1,525 Member
    *whew* I haven't laughed this hard on MFP in years.

    ahh- thanks!
  • dane11235813
    dane11235813 Posts: 682 Member
    So, I ordered a bunch of protein powder online, and it was delivered the other day. After I carried the package into the house, I noticed on the packing slip that it weighed 16.5 lbs! I've been told women shouldn't lift anything over 5 pounds. Is my uterus going to fall out now??

    That only happens when you squat with a barbell.
    Well, since I picked it up from the ground, that's more like a deadlift, right? So I'm okay then?

    Maybe, did you check to see if a stranger used your scale? That might have an impact.

    LOL...that was good!!!
  • kinghavok
    kinghavok Posts: 104
    Next time dont tell anyone you ordered shakes and there wont be no more comotion!

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