What is the funniest/dumbest pick-up line...

I have seen some guys use the lamest lines and the girl would go with them and other guys be genuine and get turned down. I think it all has to do with the girl.

But I did have a friend say "Can I wake you for breakfast?" And the girl walked right out with him lol

I had this guy once ask me to borrow a quarter, so as I was digging for one in my car, he procedes to tell me "that his mom told him to call her if he ever finds true love, and baby I have found true love!"


What are the best or dumbest lines that either you have used yourself or that have been used on you?

saw 2 guys try the Maverick/Goose "You lost that loving feeling" karaoke run from Top Gun one time. The girl that they were working on left the bar about 15 seconds into the song.

heard this one from a drunk girl trying to hit on some guy at the bar i used to frequent.

"wow that shirt is really becoming on you, of course if i were on you, i'd be cumming too"

"Hey baby that outfit looks good, it would look even better crumpled up on my floor in the morning."

I have ACTUALLY had the old "Nice shoes, wanna f***?" used on me.

............it worked.

Me too! I didn't go home with him, but I bought the guy a drink for having balls!

I have ACTUALLY had the old "Nice shoes, wanna f***?" used on me.

............it worked.

NO WAY! I was actually gonna post that becasue a friend of mine used it all the time. I thought he was pretty original though lame, I guess this is a well known awful pick up line.

I had a guy drive up next to me doing 80 on the highway, and he started gesturing wildly. I drove a beat up car at the time so I thought he was warning me about something on my car so I pulled over to check it out. Then the guy pulled over too, got out and proceced to ask me if I wanted to meet him for a drink right now. Scared the crap outta me.

Guys are trying way too hard

"Want to have hot monkey sex" has a 100% success rate for me

Guys are trying way too hard

"Want to have hot monkey sex" has a 100% success rate for me

This is exactly why MFP needs a "like" button!

Baby you must be from Ireland cause every time I look at you my penis is Dublin.

At a diner, pick up a packet of Sugar and say "excuse me Ms, you dropped your name tag."

You smell as pretty as the inside of my mama's purse.

This isn't exactly a pickup line.. but it's close..

I was walking from my car to Target at night and I heard someone calling from behind me. I drive a nice car, I'm a young woman, and I was by myself in a dark parking lot, so I felt pretty vulnerable and I didn't look back. He put his hand on my shoulder as I got inside the store and asked me if I dropped the dollar bill that he was holding up to me. I said no, but he kept insisting that I did (I know I didn't drop it!!!!). He sort of forced me to take it, so I did.... and he had written his name and number on it.

Steven... No, I did not call him.

You smell as pretty as the inside of my mama's purse.

Eeeeuuuw, that's creepy!!

I had a friend years ago who swears that "S'pose a f$$$ is out of the question?" worked for him.
He married her, so something must have worked!

Looking back now, it's kinda cheesy.. I never said a word, but simply asked if they minded as I picked up the cherry stem and put in my mouth. Pulling it out with a perfect knot and placing it on the napkin and walking back to the bar or my table. That was a long time ago before all the nasties started spreading... LOL

What f*cks like a lion and winks?



*wink*