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    Eliminating crabs

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    • Posts: 382 Member
      Don't forget to spike your crabs!

      You need high and low crab days.
    • Posts: 2,249 Member
      OMG...This feed is hilarious...
    • Posts: 1,093 Member
      The crabs are not the problem, it's all the stuff that we eat with them!
    • Posts: 18 Member
      OMFG!!! I can't stop laughing... I just called all my co-workers over to read this post and they're rolling on the floor!! Thanks OP for the humor!!
    • Posts: 491 Member
      Get treatment for the crabs and ditch your partner......but definitely keep the carbs!
    • Posts: 4,142 Member
      OMFG!!! I can't stop laughing... I just called all my co-workers over to read this post and they're rolling on the floor!! Thanks OP for the humor!!

      you work for a crab company?
    • Posts: 1,405 Member
      I lived in a house in Oakland when I was younger. The neighbor was a very old woman who had a 50-or-so year old living in the little garden shed in the back yard. His name was Willy and he would come and drink tall cans of malt liquor with us and the prostitutes he would bring back to his shed and tell us stories. One day, without provocation, he started a story with "Now lemme tell yall about the FIRST time I got crabs"...

      I loved Neighbor Willy, he was awesome.
    • Posts: 261 Member
      I like snow crab... I also like to watch Deadliest Catch - where they bring in lots of crabs. I am also secretly addicted to Jersey Shore and they have a different variety of crabs there. Once a month, I get pretty crabby as well - my husband calls me the dead blow crab. I can kill with one strike.
    • Posts: 1,103 Member
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    • Posts: 50
      Sure fire remedy is : shave your pubes first, then watch and wait.....when they run across the pubes you stab the little *kitten* with an ice pick...takes time and patience..you may need a helper for the stalk..
    • Posts: 565 Member
      I am seriously hoping you have the tendency to spell carbs crabs.....
      I'm not. Thread has EPIC written all over it.
    • Posts: 2,177 Member
      is going no crab something you can do for the rest of your life? This site is for making lifestyle changes, not for doing some fad no crab diet that will only lead to binges.
    • Posts: 8,138 Member
      I lived in a house in Oakland when I was younger. The neighbor was a very old woman who had a 50-or-so year old living in the little garden shed in the back yard. His name was Willy and he would come and drink tall cans of malt liquor with us and the prostitutes he would bring back to his shed and tell us stories. One day, without provocation, he started a story with "Now lemme tell yall about the FIRST time I got crabs"...

      I loved Neighbor Willy, he was awesome.

      Now I love him,. too.
    • Posts: 976
      So what I can take away from all your advice is Willy is a good guy really and crabs are OK if kept under control as part of a lifestyle change.

      You guys are the best x
    • Posts: 610 Member
      Bmp cuz this is just too funny!
    • Posts: 3,459 Member
      Love it! X
    • Posts: 61 Member
      I want to laugh and puke at the same time.

      :laugh: :sick:
    • Posts: 245 Member
      I can't stop laughing...this thread is hilarious. Thanks for making my day OP!
    • Posts: 2,208 Member
      So what I can take away from all your advice is Willy is a good guy really and crabs are OK if kept under control as part of a lifestyle change.

      I'm picturing this person running on a treadmill being chased by giant king crabs. I guess if that's your motivation to work out harder then go for it. Make it a lifestyle.
    • Posts: 64 Member
      Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom

      Just sayin

      I heard there is a shampoo for that
    • Posts: 175 Member
      Once I got lost in Nowhere, PA so, I stopped at a truck stop to get directions and pee. The lady at the register gave me the key to this creepy bathrrom and when I opened the door there was a nice little sign over the potty that read:

      "Don't bother to squat, just take a seat, 'cause the crabs in here can jump 6 feet"
    • Posts: 919 Member
      Sure fire remedy is : shave your pubes first, then watch and wait.....when they run across the pubes you stab the little *kitten* with an ice pick...takes time and patience..you may need a helper for the stalk..

      LMAO!!!! Good luck with that!!!
    • Posts: 2,832 Member
      If you just shave off what you don't need, they usually go away.
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