I like my (men/women) like I like...

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  • gastankerdriver
    gastankerdriver Posts: 162
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    I like my women like I like my whiskey shots--fast, hard and without a chaser!!
  • superstankazz
    superstankazz Posts: 193
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    I like my men like I like my coffee.. hot, black, and able to induce flatulence and massive bowel movements.:tongue:
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 899 Member
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    I like my men like I like my cream, whipped.
  • Lampy00512
    Lampy00512 Posts: 117
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    I like my women how I like chihuahuas- innocent on the outside, sweet and feisty on the inside :smile:
  • Megdonald1
    Megdonald1 Posts: 149 Member
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    I like my men like I like my weed. No wait change that..... I like my men to HAVE weed.

    HA HA KIDDING!!!
  • DAMNCHARLIE
    DAMNCHARLIE Posts: 569
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    I like my men like I like an ATM, always ready to spit out cash:smokin:
  • Jon_Rod
    Jon_Rod Posts: 158
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    I like my women like I like my whey shakes; thick, sloppy and full of protein.


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
  • MelissR75
    MelissR75 Posts: 760 Member
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    I like my men like I love my tequila; smooth, strong & asking for more (;
  • sazzyp1973
    sazzyp1973 Posts: 517 Member
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    I like my men like I like my coffee, strong and dark
  • tammietifanie
    tammietifanie Posts: 1,496 Member
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    I like my women like I like my work, easy and doesn't come home with me after I'm done with it.


    :laugh: :laugh:
  • myak623
    myak623 Posts: 616 Member
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    I like my women like I like my coffee tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    I like my women like I like my cars ; sporty with their tops down =P
  • superstankazz
    superstankazz Posts: 193
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    I like my men like I like an ATM, always ready to spit out cash:smokin:
    OH YES, Sista! I hear that, alright!!!!!! My kind of man too!
  • tammietifanie
    tammietifanie Posts: 1,496 Member
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    I like my Men like my fishing pole flexible and responsive to touch.
  • tammietifanie
    tammietifanie Posts: 1,496 Member
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    I like my men like I like my tv......

    I can just switch him off when I'm ready to go to sleep.
  • littlepinkhearts
    littlepinkhearts Posts: 1,055 Member
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    I like my men like I like my whiskey...lottsa bite, smooth goin down, always there when I need them and knows how to make me forget about everything.
  • DaughterOfTheMostHighKing
    DaughterOfTheMostHighKing Posts: 1,436 Member
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    I'd like my man like a cup of cappuccino, rich in flavors, sweet, and warm, and when I drink him, my entire body is enwrapped with warmth. Mmmmmmmmmmm.......
  • LeggyKettleBabe
    LeggyKettleBabe Posts: 300 Member
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    Like my liquor

    STRONG AND HARD :p
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
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    I like my men like I like my shoes, in pairs of two :laugh:

    Oh. Boy.

    lol...and I'm not stalking you...you just keep posting on threads I end up clicking on!!
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
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    I like my men like I like my shoes, in pairs of two :laugh:

    Oh. Boy.

    lol...and I'm not stalking you...you just keep posting on threads I end up clicking on!!

    suuure you're not. :wink: hehe

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