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I like my (men/women) like I like...

seanwebster
seanwebster Posts: 83 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
I like my women like I like my coffee. Colombian, and trapped in a bag.
I like my women like I like my whiskey. Eighteen years old and mixed up with Coke.

And, go.
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  • mikes99mail
    mikes99mail Posts: 318 Member
    ... like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    I like my women like I like my whey shakes; thick, sloppy and full of protein.
  • jmilian825
    jmilian825 Posts: 193 Member
    I like my Men like I like motorcycles sexy, stylish, mean looking, & dangerous!
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    I like my men like I like my shoes, in pairs of two :laugh:
  • foster59803
    foster59803 Posts: 439 Member
    ... like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

    haha! WTF! Awesome!

    Here you go:
    I like my men like I like my whiskey: 18 yrs old and mixed with coke.:laugh:
  • MNchick
    MNchick Posts: 371 Member
    I like my men like I like my drinks...tall, strong, able to warm me from the inside out and put a big smile on my face
  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
    I like my men like I like my alarm... Snoozing or just silent
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 502 Member
    I like my men like I like my coffee--strong, dark, and rich. :happy:

    (Not really, but it sounds good.)
  • creech6317
    creech6317 Posts: 869 Member
    I like my men like I like my shoes, in pairs of two :laugh:

    That's what I'm talking about :drinker: :love:
  • foster59803
    foster59803 Posts: 439 Member
    I like my men like I like my mountains: Big and good exercise
  • jplord
    jplord Posts: 510 Member
    The traditional reply is (I believe): Black, hot, strong, early, and often!

    My own take: I like my women like I like my road trips, disorganized, unpredictable, entertaining, and every day is a marvel to behold.
  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
    I like my women like I like my work, easy and doesn't come home with me after I'm done with it.
  • seanwebster
    seanwebster Posts: 83 Member
    I like my women like I like my work, easy and doesn't come home with me after I'm done with it.

    *slow clap*
  • d0gma
    d0gma Posts: 3,966 Member
    I like my women like I like my work, easy and doesn't come home with me after I'm done with it.

    *slow clap*

    *joins the slow clap*
  • muffin_shufflin
    muffin_shufflin Posts: 239 Member
    I like my men like I like my workouts; hard.
  • arnoswife
    arnoswife Posts: 228 Member
    :ohwell: I like my men like I like my weekends, both don't come fast enough!:laugh:

    but in my case I guess my husband does soemtimes......
  • saragato
    saragato Posts: 1,154
    I like my men like I like my chocolate, dark and full of bacon.

    And if my boyfriend heard me say that he'd disown me.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    I like my women like I like my dog..... always happy to see me, willing to lick off the peanut butter, and never complains.
  • Hickyvikki69
    Hickyvikki69 Posts: 371 Member
    i like my men like i like my cars, fast and gutsy...
    i like my women like i like my hair, cute at times messy at others!
  • spazofthedead
    spazofthedead Posts: 175 Member
    I like my men like I like my coffee - covered in bees!

    and..

    I like my men like I like my coffee - in a plastic cup.


    (edit: if no one gets these I might just cry)
  • gastankerdriver
    gastankerdriver Posts: 162
    I like my women like I like my whiskey shots--fast, hard and without a chaser!!
  • superstankazz
    superstankazz Posts: 193
    I like my men like I like my coffee.. hot, black, and able to induce flatulence and massive bowel movements.:tongue:
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    I like my men like I like my cream, whipped.
  • Lampy00512
    Lampy00512 Posts: 117
    I like my women how I like chihuahuas- innocent on the outside, sweet and feisty on the inside :smile:
  • Megdonald1
    Megdonald1 Posts: 149 Member
    I like my men like I like my weed. No wait change that..... I like my men to HAVE weed.

    HA HA KIDDING!!!
  • DAMNCHARLIE
    DAMNCHARLIE Posts: 569
    I like my men like I like an ATM, always ready to spit out cash:smokin:
  • Jon_Rod
    Jon_Rod Posts: 158
    I like my women like I like my whey shakes; thick, sloppy and full of protein.


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
  • MelissR75
    MelissR75 Posts: 735 Member
    I like my men like I love my tequila; smooth, strong & asking for more (;
  • sazzyp1973
    sazzyp1973 Posts: 517 Member
    I like my men like I like my coffee, strong and dark
  • tammietifanie
    tammietifanie Posts: 1,496 Member
    I like my women like I like my work, easy and doesn't come home with me after I'm done with it.


    :laugh: :laugh:
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