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    derail the thread!

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      Bat Guano is used for fertilizer. Good stuff.
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      Can I quote you on this?
      This should be repeated.
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      This should be repeated.
      I'm on it.
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      I'm on it.

      He is, he's on it... like a fat kid on a smartie. :laugh:
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      I love M&M!
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      I love M&M!
      In Canada, they call him "Smartie" apparently.
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      Dr Oz says you can loose weight by eating bat guano has anyone else tried this? I did it for 3 months and lost nearly a whole pound but after weighting myself this morning, afternoon, and evening, I have plateaued . and need advice on how to reset my metabolism. Should I try the dumb8ss cleanse, this is a way of ridding your body of all kidney function (thereby eliminating invisible toxins that hide in your kidneys) by drinking a juice made up of crushed butterfly wings and the nose hairs of leprechauns, I have heard it contains negative calories is this true?

      Anyone?

      Anyone at all?

      If you eat the guano and the nose hairs of the leprechauns at the same time, you solve the problem before it happens! It keeps you from plateauing! I ran out of leprechaun nose hairs this morning and haven't lost a pound all day! This is so horrible! I must get some more as soon as possible!! Did you know that dragon wings work better than butterfly wings? They'll give you the sharts real quick like!
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      I S A I D m&m ! ! ! :explode:
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      I S A I D m&m ! ! ! :explode:
      I'm sorry, but did you say m&m's? Just making sure I understood correctly.
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      I'm sorry, but did you say m&m's? Just making sure I understood correctly.

      I cannot believe she said that!!
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      I cannot believe she said that!!
      I know, right? I was really into this thread until the m&m's got brought into it. There are some lines you just don't cross.
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      In Canada, they call him "Smartie" apparently.

      We have M&M's and Smarties. Two different names, same thing. either way, super delicious when eaten by ME.
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      I said m&m! That ' 's ' is unnecessary! :explode:

      Smarties-Nestle(Switzerland)
      M&M- Mars(USA) <
      WINNER
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      Is it true what they say about vaginas?
      Pffft...no that movie Teeth was total fiction...or was it?
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      LMOA... Love the toe post....:laugh:
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      I said m&m! That ' 's ' is unnecessary! :explode:

      Smarties-Nestle(Switzerland)
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      yup. She said m&m'ssssss.
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      yup. She said m&m'ssssss.

      Hey, I didn't originally bring up the Smartie crap. Besides, Starbursts are the way to go
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      I'm lucky because all the weight I gain goes to my boobs

      That must be where mine have gone to :grumble:
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      Dr Oz says you can loose weight by eating bat guano has anyone else tried this? I did it for 3 months and lost nearly a whole pound but after weighting myself this morning, afternoon, and evening, I have plateaued . and need advice on how to reset my metabolism. Should I try the dumb8ss cleanse, this is a way of ridding your body of all kidney function (thereby eliminating invisible toxins that hide in your kidneys) by drinking a juice made up of crushed butterfly wings and the nose hairs of leprechauns, I have heard it contains negative calories is this true?

      Anyone?

      Anyone at all?

      You have to get rid of your kidneys to get rid of the toxins
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      Hey, I didn't originally bring up the Smartie crap. Besides, Starbursts are the way to go


      There is so much offensive crap here I've decided to torch this whole quoted bit. Canadian chocolate smarties only in this thread. I'm OP, I'm Canadian, my rules. So there.
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      There is so much offensive crap here I've decided to torch this whole quoted bit. Canadian chocolate smarties only in this thread. I'm OP, I'm Canadian, my rules. So there.
      I'm close enough to cananada. I just drove my Ford's to the Kroger's and got me some m&m's.
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      Is Cananada anywhere near Canada? *pulls out atlas*
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      Is Cananada anywhere near Canada? *pulls out atlas*
      It's right below bananada.
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      Pffft...no that movie Teeth was total fiction...or was it?

      No...it was my life story...I can't believe they exploited me like that!!
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      It's right below bananada.

      I'm out of bananadas... Need to go shopping.
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      Cookie monster was a phoney. He only broke all the cookies everywhere...not one was eaten!!! sheesh I can't believe I ever liked him.
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      yeah Smarties in the US are Rockets in Canada
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      Cookie monster was a phoney. He only broke all the cookies everywhere...not one was eaten!!! sheesh I can't believe I ever liked him.

      mind = blown
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      I like the word Puddin
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      I like the word Puddin

      Stop! The word puddin makes all women gain 1lb each time you say it!
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