Whats the best way to be creepy?
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Show pictures of bacon, abs and the "V" to make them come to you , then bang fire away...0
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And the winner is ^^^^0 -
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You could always ask a woman to become the mother of your children on a first date0
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Oh, you know, give too much unwanted attention to whoever you're trying to creep out. Sexual innuendos, won't leave them alone, basically crossing over into stalker territory is the best way to be creepy. I don't suggest it though. Because it's creepy. :laugh:0
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Wear sunglasses to stare at boobs with ease.
when you talk to her, say her name, slowly, repeatedly. Like, every third word. that always creeps me out.0 -
Some old guy approached my cousin in a grocery store and told her that he could sell her 2 year old daughter for a million dollars in Sudan because, "they love those blondes".
THAT is creepy.0 -
Find a large group of psychotic fangirls and stand outside of a room like this.0
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Yup, it usually starts off by someone saying something like "I'm not trying to be creepy but..." For example, "your daughter has a great rack".
THIS! Every time I have had someone say "I'm not trying to be creepy but...." It's always followed by something VERY creepy.0 -
Send her a picture of goatse.0
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Offering free mustache rides. It never works, trust me.0
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grow a mustache
hang out with people who are 1/3 of your age
wear jogging pants
eat large pieces of meat in public..haha no clue where that one just came from...
call every one you see honey or sweetie and be overly touchy
For this site, I'd say create a fake hot female profile and act like a legitimate weight loss hero who dropped 200 lbs but in fact you are a 200 lbs guy with the above qualities0 -
You could always ask a woman to become the mother of your children on a first date0
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just keep looking even when they spot you.
Nothing says Creepy Guy like eye contact0 -
You could always ask a woman to become the mother of your children on a first date
it has....0 -
Is it really so hard to be creepy? Allow me to demonstrate.ironanimal... its 11:30 at night.. i'm about to go to sleep... pretty sure what you posted will succeed in giving me nightmares! lol
Hey! You're Irish! I love Irish people. My cousin is half Irish. You're so cool! Don't Irish people drink a lot?
Anyway, we should go out drinking together sometime. I know you're a bit young and it's going to be long distance because I'm in the states, but I really think we can make this work. I have it all planned out actually. Just accept my friend request and we'll talk about it.
P.S. Wow! I was just randomly browsing on Kayak.com and I noticed flight tickets to Ireland are only $600. What a bargain right?!0 -
I'm typing one-handed right now.
Will you marry me?0 -
I'm typing one-handed right now.
Will you marry me?
I would, but you'd have a hard time getting a ring on my left hand right now.0 -
I'm typing one-handed right now.
Will you marry me?0 -
Thats good!
#1 best way to creep me out!!! Hahaha0
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