Whats the best way to be creepy?

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  • dollipop
    dollipop Posts: 379 Member
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    Show pictures of bacon, abs and the "V" to make them come to you , then bang fire away...
    You had me at bacon...
  • ambitious01
    ambitious01 Posts: 209 Member
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    And the winner is ^^^^
  • cardiokitten
    cardiokitten Posts: 401 Member
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  • Angelie28
    Angelie28 Posts: 197 Member
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    You could always ask a woman to become the mother of your children on a first date :)
  • BetterThanExpected
    BetterThanExpected Posts: 104 Member
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    Oh, you know, give too much unwanted attention to whoever you're trying to creep out. Sexual innuendos, won't leave them alone, basically crossing over into stalker territory is the best way to be creepy. I don't suggest it though. Because it's creepy. :laugh:
  • jdploki70
    jdploki70 Posts: 343
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    Wear sunglasses to stare at boobs with ease.
    that's not creepy, that's just good sound advice...

    when you talk to her, say her name, slowly, repeatedly. Like, every third word. that always creeps me out.
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    Some old guy approached my cousin in a grocery store and told her that he could sell her 2 year old daughter for a million dollars in Sudan because, "they love those blondes".

    THAT is creepy.
  • umachanxo
    umachanxo Posts: 926 Member
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    Find a large group of psychotic fangirls and stand outside of a room like this. 10779-1c1xvbovu1.jpg
  • Bakerchk
    Bakerchk Posts: 424 Member
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    Yup, it usually starts off by someone saying something like "I'm not trying to be creepy but..." For example, "your daughter has a great rack".

    THIS! Every time I have had someone say "I'm not trying to be creepy but...." It's always followed by something VERY creepy.
  • MustBeTheRows
    MustBeTheRows Posts: 377 Member
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    Send her a picture of goatse.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    Offering free mustache rides. It never works, trust me.
  • spikefoot
    spikefoot Posts: 419
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    grow a mustache

    hang out with people who are 1/3 of your age

    wear jogging pants

    eat large pieces of meat in public..haha no clue where that one just came from...

    call every one you see honey or sweetie and be overly touchy

    For this site, I'd say create a fake hot female profile and act like a legitimate weight loss hero who dropped 200 lbs but in fact you are a 200 lbs guy with the above qualities
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    You could always ask a woman to become the mother of your children on a first date :)
    Say that didn't happen
  • vfnmoody
    vfnmoody Posts: 271 Member
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    just keep looking even when they spot you.
    Nothing says Creepy Guy like eye contact
  • crobl
    crobl Posts: 380
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    You could always ask a woman to become the mother of your children on a first date :)
    Say that didn't happen


    it has....
  • Glucocorticoid
    Glucocorticoid Posts: 867 Member
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    Is it really so hard to be creepy? Allow me to demonstrate.
    ironanimal... its 11:30 at night.. i'm about to go to sleep... pretty sure what you posted will succeed in giving me nightmares! lol

    Hey! You're Irish! I love Irish people. My cousin is half Irish. You're so cool! Don't Irish people drink a lot?
    Anyway, we should go out drinking together sometime. I know you're a bit young and it's going to be long distance because I'm in the states, but I really think we can make this work. I have it all planned out actually. Just accept my friend request and we'll talk about it.
    P.S. Wow! I was just randomly browsing on Kayak.com and I noticed flight tickets to Ireland are only $600. What a bargain right?!
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 521 Member
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    I'm typing one-handed right now.

    Will you marry me?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    I'm typing one-handed right now.

    Will you marry me?

    I would, but you'd have a hard time getting a ring on my left hand right now.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    I'm typing one-handed right now.

    Will you marry me?
    Ahhh creeping is sexy
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    Thats good!

    #1 best way to creep me out!!! Hahaha

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