Whats the best way to be creepy?

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  • jgilbey
    jgilbey Posts: 79
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  • crimsoncat
    crimsoncat Posts: 457 Member
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    Make sure this is the only vehicle you own:

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  • Fockertots
    Fockertots Posts: 221
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    This picture made my stomach turn. :/
  • jayayach
    jayayach Posts: 178 Member
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  • JenivaDoll
    JenivaDoll Posts: 37 Member
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    When she sees you looking at her through the window, instead of running, just keep looking. And never, EVER break eye contact.
    LOL!!!
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 521 Member
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    Make sure this is the only vehicle you own:

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    And spray paint "FREE CANDY" on the side.
  • katy84o
    katy84o Posts: 744 Member
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    "Now pull your waistband up like you expecting a flood
    Stick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud
    Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers
    Put this in your speakers, you a certified creeper"

    Just listened to this, and had to reply to this topic :)
  • grimm1974
    grimm1974 Posts: 337 Member
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    You can take random pictures of women from a message board. Then create a post asking which one of them is the most attractive claiming it is for a school project.

    Oh wait, that was yesterday.
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 346 Member
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    ex:

    "I want to stick my d@*k between your feet"

    ^^^^ACTUAL PM I got.

    :frown: :noway:
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    When she sees you looking at her through the window, instead of running, just keep looking. And never, EVER break eye contact.

    Or you could be strike up a platonic, jovial friendship with a woman for 8 months on a fitness site and then just randomly write on her wall that you want to wear her. That works, trust me. :wink:
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
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    Make sure this is the only vehicle you own:

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    LMAO That is exactly what my housemate's van looks like.. We keep joking that we're going to paint a sign on it that says Free Candy...

    my favorite one of all time was..

    Meet guy in a public place. Get to chatting. It's all fine you think, and he asks if you want to see photos of his family. *shrugs* okay dude, sure...

    He shows mom, neice, nephew...

    And like it is the most prized possession he ever owned, he pulls out a photo of a young woman lounging seductively in a leopard print bikini...

    "That's my sister"
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
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    Make sure this is the only vehicle you own:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0z8CsZKNaS472b3jz3EG8qvO7vVJCjOCfhlK5Ghj6kgZIVFID

    And spray paint "FREE CANDY" on the side.

    LOLOL I totally wrote my comment before reading this... lmao
  • SkinnyTopher
    SkinnyTopher Posts: 35
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    Lean in too close with random strangers on an elevator. Sniff them audibly. Then make an O face.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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    ex:

    "I want to stick my d@*k between your feet"

    ^^^^ACTUAL PM I got.

    :frown: :noway:

    Is this why I never heard back from you?
  • ashlinmarie
    ashlinmarie Posts: 1,263 Member
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    Make sure this is the only vehicle you own:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0z8CsZKNaS472b3jz3EG8qvO7vVJCjOCfhlK5Ghj6kgZIVFID

    And spray paint "FREE CANDY" on the side.

    This makes you a pedophile, not creepy.


    Just add "ladies" to the end of any sentence. Even the most innocent of statements can sound creepy.

    "Looks like rain.....ladies"

    Finish it with a wink and you're golden. ;)
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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    When she sees you looking at her through the window, instead of running, just keep looking. And never, EVER break eye contact.

    Or you could be strike up a platonic, jovial friendship with a woman for 8 months on a fitness site and then just randomly write on her wall that you want to wear her. That works, trust me. :wink:

    1.. 2.., ok, just trying to remember how long we have been friends. I don't want to go too fast.
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
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    How YOU doin'?
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 346 Member
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    ex:

    "I want to stick my d@*k between your feet"

    ^^^^ACTUAL PM I got.

    :frown: :noway:

    Is this why I never heard back from you?

    bwahahaha! ummm probably!
  • SweetNaughtyLips
    SweetNaughtyLips Posts: 374 Member
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    I hate getting random PM's from guys asking if I want to see their d***! The answer is NO and will always be NO. I don't know you and have now deleted your friend request!

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  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,071 Member
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    When she sees you looking at her through the window, instead of running, just keep looking. And never, EVER break eye contact.

    Or you could be strike up a platonic, jovial friendship with a woman for 8 months on a fitness site and then just randomly write on her wall that you want to wear her. That works, trust me. :wink:
    Boy you're right. That would be pretty creepy.

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