i need friends with demented twisted strange sense of humor

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  • jacquejl
    jacquejl Posts: 193 Member
    I am not *the* sick, twisted and demented one of my family....my WHOLE family is that way. The more the merrier.....add me!!
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    I'm in. Deep in...

    that's what she said :tongue: (couldn't resist)

    Shouldn't that be "That's what HE said..."??? :tongue:
  • HeatherLeahxx
    HeatherLeahxx Posts: 156 Member
    I'm the only one that usually thinks I'm funny. Most people just think I'm b!tchy . . . does that count?

    I resemble that!

    or maybe we are just hilarious sarcastic *****es:heart:
  • carlynn13
    carlynn13 Posts: 281
    Are you saying, sir, that your CURRENT friends are not twisted enough for you?!?! :huh: :brokenheart:

    my thoughts exactly :wink:
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    *Raises hand.* Feel free to add me! I'm a weirdo! :)
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    i would love to be friends with people in here that friends and family sometimes just shake there heads and stare at you funny
    the more twisted the better .thannnnkyouu

    Why is your name not Captain Jack Wiener Dog?
  • emmymae22
    emmymae22 Posts: 206
    My entire family and many of my friends think I'm "obsessed". You don't lose 70 pounds without some dedication. Let's be friends. :)
  • shrednyc85
    shrednyc85 Posts: 30 Member
    With the thoughts that go through my head and the pace of my life, I have no doubts I should have been institutionalized long ago in a padded cell with an IV drip of xanax.

    Anyone similar feel free to add me :)
  • chellebelle315
    chellebelle315 Posts: 298
    my-sense-of-humor.jpg

    It's a little strange how much I love Venn diagrams.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    but what if you hurt somebody's itsy witsy feewings?
    that only happens on a day that ends in Y.
    that's not all that happens on days that end in Y...

    *spank*
  • DeepAsAPlate
    DeepAsAPlate Posts: 121 Member
    I thrive on killing polite conversation with awkward silliness. That's a thing, right?
  • jacquejl
    jacquejl Posts: 193 Member
    I'm a volunteer EMT /firefighter/instructor /teacher I have a VERY TWISTED sense of humor add me as a friend !

    I worked at the local fire department for a few years and I must say that firemen have the best, twisted sense of humor!! Gotta love all the firemen :laugh:
  • diemodemdie
    diemodemdie Posts: 37
    Hm. Sarcasm is a second language to me...
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Oh I wanna play too..
    Who else has a bag of tricks?
    My bags are deflated....and my tricks...they are tricky.
  • Boingo1
    Boingo1 Posts: 205 Member
    I am definitely a fan of twisted demented and fit!!!
    I'm an RN, my sense of humor is really warped at times. I laugh at things that people cry at.
    Anyone on this thread is welcome to add me!
  • WhittRak
    WhittRak Posts: 567 Member
    Yes please add me!!
  • marylynn85
    marylynn85 Posts: 496 Member
    You can all add me. Im pretty strange.
  • shalae1
    shalae1 Posts: 12
    Feel free to add me! I think we could get "on" just fine, hehehe :wink: :smokin:
  • hadesflame
    hadesflame Posts: 93 Member
    If I have to explain myself, we'd be here all day..... let's just say that sometimes the fine line between reality and fantasy gets a little fuzzy..... so I pick it up and use it as a jump rope..... :bigsmile:
  • jorben1990
    jorben1990 Posts: 18 Member
    Any of you guys add me! I never knew how big this app really was, its like a healthy facebook haha! I am Jorge, anyone welcome, locals would be awesome!
  • jorben1990
    jorben1990 Posts: 18 Member
    Texans!!!! woo!
  • louisey112
    louisey112 Posts: 573 Member
    I found a picture of Jeffrey Dahmer that said, "I ate people's faces before it was cool" and found it hysterical ... I also laugh when people fall down - they try to stop themselves but that only makes it more hilarious ... and when asked the question "what''s hard and pink when it goes in, but soft and wet when it comes out" I never answer "bubblegum!" so I guess you could say I fit into this category :) Feel free to add me!
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    but what if you hurt somebody's itsy witsy feewings?
    that only happens on a day that ends in Y.
    that's not all that happens on days that end in Y...

    *spank*

    Yes please! ;-)
  • clioandboy
    clioandboy Posts: 963 Member
    I'm in. Deep in...

    that's what she said :tongue: (couldn't resist)

    Shouldn't that be "That's what HE said..."??? :tongue:


    You need to get out more, or in. Hello all, like finds like in the end
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    I'm in. Deep in...

    that's what she said :tongue: (couldn't resist)

    Shouldn't that be "That's what HE said..."??? :tongue:


    You need to get out more, or in. Hello all, like finds like in the end

    Ummmm.......huh? :huh:
  • MrsWilsoncroft
    MrsWilsoncroft Posts: 968 Member
    Add me :)

    I like this kind of humour x
  • Dayna154
    Dayna154 Posts: 910 Member
    that's me for sure...
  • mama78loosinWeight
    mama78loosinWeight Posts: 130 Member
    I'll have you know I have never been accused of being "normal" a day in my life, and I love flow of conversation of this stream. The more twisted the humour the better. Add me.
  • mygrl4meee
    mygrl4meee Posts: 943 Member
    That is me but not sure if I come across that way online. I would be more likely to laugh if I seen you fall or hit your head.
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
    I'm in. Deep in...

    that's what she said :tongue: (couldn't resist)

    Shouldn't that be "That's what HE said..."??? :tongue:


    You need to get out more, or in. Hello all, like finds like in the end

    "in the end" heh heh....

    what?

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