What men and women REALLY want...

elcieloesazul
elcieloesazul Posts: 448 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
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Who knew it was that simple all along? Forget somebody to love, a secure job, and a big tax write-off, everybody just wants a short stack!
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  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
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    nommyNommmmmMmMmMmMMmmmMmmy
  • elcieloesazul
    elcieloesazul Posts: 448 Member

    nommyNommmmmMmMmMmMMmmmMmmy

    Nice call. No one wants to eat pancakes alone (whether it be with a significant other or just with bacon).
  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
    I'd actually prefer to skip the pancakes and go straight to the bacon. I don't know why, but I've never liked pancakes or syrup. I could probably eat a million waffles though.
  • thebaconbeast
    thebaconbeast Posts: 560 Member
    As a man I can tell you there are at least four things we want: bacon, beer , booty and boobs.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    As a man I can tell you there are at least four things we want: bacon, beer , booty and boobs.

    No sandwiches?
  • mrmanmeat
    mrmanmeat Posts: 1,968 Member
    As a man I can tell you there are at least four things we want: bacon, beer , booty and boobs.

    I'd rather have steak. Or sushi.
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    I'd actually prefer to skip the pancakes and go straight to the bacon. I don't know why, but I've never liked pancakes or syrup. I could probably eat a million waffles though.
    I like pancakes, but if I had to choose, I'm going for the meat.
  • elcieloesazul
    elcieloesazul Posts: 448 Member
    I'd actually prefer to skip the pancakes and go straight to the bacon. I don't know why, but I've never liked pancakes or syrup. I could probably eat a million waffles though.
    I like pancakes, but if I had to choose, I'm going for the meat.

    Yes, please.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I want beer, booty, boobs, and boobs.



    Yes, I said boobs twice.
  • elcieloesazul
    elcieloesazul Posts: 448 Member
    I want beer, booty, boobs, and boobs.



    Yes, I said boobs twice.

    That's why there is two of them. Don't get greedy.
  • shoobz
    shoobz Posts: 119
    Very slightly off topic, but I've been doing low(er) carb for the last week. Normally, seeing that plate of pancakes would make me desperate for some carbs, but the addiction must be coming under control cos I don't want them at all!


    That bacon, on the other hand... Mmmmmm.....
  • Gatominx
    Gatominx Posts: 61 Member
    Layer that bacon in between the pancakes...sold!
  • thebaconbeast
    thebaconbeast Posts: 560 Member
    As a man I can tell you there are at least four things we want: bacon, beer , booty and boobs.

    No sandwiches?

    Bacon sandwiches with a glass of beer with booty and boobs action at the same time.
  • itsmedicinalbacon
    itsmedicinalbacon Posts: 180
    I liked the pinterest note that said something like "women dont really want the perfect man. they want to eat whatever they want without getting fat".
  • elcieloesazul
    elcieloesazul Posts: 448 Member
    I liked the pinterest note that said something like "women dont really want the perfect man. they want to eat whatever they want without getting fat".

    I have to say if it came down to those two...
  • 12by311
    12by311 Posts: 1,716 Member
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    Who knew it was that simple all along? Forget somebody to love, a secure job, and a big tax write-off, everybody just wants a short stack!

    Yes.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    I like to crumble the bacon up and sprinkle it on my syrup. Drool

    But syrup would be sticky to snuggle with. I can see a few others benefits though
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    I don't like pancakes. Does that mean I'm not a man or a woman?
  • FiercelyBeautiful
    FiercelyBeautiful Posts: 590 Member
    As a man I can tell you there are at least four things we want: bacon, beer , booty and boobs.

    I'd rather have steak. Or sushi.

    good call, me too!
  • BROscience_PHD
    BROscience_PHD Posts: 215 Member
    As a man I can tell you there are at least four things we want: bacon, beer , booty and boobs.

    No sandwiches?
    def a sandWich
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    I prefer waffles with honey.
  • elizaberries
    elizaberries Posts: 22
    sushi. i can't eat pancakes that aren't homemade since i found out that they have whole cream in them.
  • midschool22
    midschool22 Posts: 1,267 Member
    I want beer, booty, boobs, and boobs.



    Yes, I said boobs twice.

    They are a set ya know.
  • laxwyo
    laxwyo Posts: 192 Member
    Men only lose weight for one reason......
  • CallieM15
    CallieM15 Posts: 910 Member
    As a man I can tell you there are at least four things we want: bacon, beer , booty and boobs.


    You forgot the other "b".... blow j......
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    As a man I can tell you there are at least four things we want: bacon, beer , booty and boobs.

    I clearly have all these things.
  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
    Well i dont speak for all ladies but all i want is some beer, some lovin' and for everyone to be quite... even for only 5 mins. HEAVEN
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    Well i dont speak for all ladies but all i want is some beer, some lovin' and for everyone to be quite... even for only 5 mins. HEAVEN

    I love you woman,
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
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    nommyNommmmmMmMmMmMMmmmMmmy

    Actually I hate both
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
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    nommyNommmmmMmMmMmMMmmmMmmy

    Actually I hate both

    you are missing out ..

    what about chicken & waffles can I get an AMEN?
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