What's your most embarrassing moment?
Let's face it, we all do something embarrassing. I think my most embarrassing moment had to have been wearing two different shoes to work...different color, and height! Or...was it when I tripped over my own feet and fell in front of a crowd of people? Or maybe it was when I was a teenager babysitting and we were playing hide and seek and I thought the kids were hiding in the upstairs unused bathroom...I barged in, only to find the dad on the toliet reading the newspaper! Haha! :bigsmile:
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When I was a teenager I got busted whacking it. True story.0
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Got busted whacking.0
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My embarrassing moments always involve me crying. I hate crying in front of anyone! Grrrr
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When I was a teenager I got busted whacking it. True story.
busted whacking....must have tore it up lol
As for me I *kitten* myself0 -
It was by my dad. Totally sucked.When I was a teenager I got busted whacking it. True story.
busted whacking....must have tore it up lol
As for me I *kitten* myself0 -
crying while whacking0
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here's mine: at the gym --- one time I forgot to wear waterproof mascara...so after my cycle class I looked like something out of Twisted Sister - it was CRAZY running down my face. No mirrors, so of course when I got in the locker room I about died.
And here's the second...I never have acne - but one day I had one on my forehead...I'm running on the treadmill and keep wiping the sweat off my forehead...I'm running for about an hour and afterwards I realize that the pimple had popped and I had blood running down my face. Seriously....didn't notice once again until I went into the locker room. And about died.
Then once I forgot to wear my shorts that don't lock in moisture, so it looked like I wet my pants ( I sweat A LOT) and omg...
how I show my face in the gym is beyond me. literally. oh, and then there's the time I fell on my *kitten* during a cardio muscle class...or tripped off the treadmill.......
jesus. i can't go back. thanks for the bad trip down memory lane! I'm going to hide now!!!!!0 -
May 2007. I was at my heaviest of around 294(ish) pounds.
My sister was getting married and I was the Maid of Honor. It was going to be a *very* casual wedding and my sister told us not to worry about having matching bridesmaids dresses - just have them all be black.
Night before the wedding, she called me and said she changed her mind and she wanted us all to match.
I'm the Maid of Honor, so it was my job to take care of this.
I went down to Target and bought three identical black dresses.
I was rather enormous (Size 24) but I squeezed into a Size 18 dress.
It was very lowcut and had spaghetti straps. I tried it on with a bra but it was not a dress you could wear a bra with.
Next morning, I drove the 2+ hours down to the town the wedding was going to be on, went into the bathroom to change, and...
My boobs don't fit in the dress.
Uh oh.
The lady performing the wedding ceremony had a brooch that I used to hold the dress closed enough to (mostly) contain the girls for the wedding.
Disaster averted.
Then the wedding ended and the lady needed her brooch back.
Crap. Okay, I had to be careful, but the girls were sort of covered(ish).
Then it was time for the tossing of the bouquet.
My sister threw it. I lunged for it.
I fell out.
Completely.
Both boobs, completely out of my dress.
In front of my sisters, their husbands, my dad and stepdad, two of my grandfathers, various family and friends, and a VIDEO CAMERA.0 -
May 2007. I was at my heaviest of around 294(ish) pounds.
My sister was getting married and I was the Maid of Honor. It was going to be a *very* casual wedding and my sister told us not to worry about having matching bridesmaids dresses - just have them all be black.
Night before the wedding, she calls me and says she changed her mind and she wants us all to match.
I'm the Maid of Honor, so it's my job to take care of this.
I go down to Target and buy three identical black dresses.
I'm rather enormous (Size 24) but I squeezed into a Size 18 dress. It was very lowcut and had spaghetti straps. I tried it on with a bra but it was not a dress you could wear a bra with.
Next morning, I drive the 2+ hours down to the town the wedding was going to be on, go into the bathroom to change, and...
My boobs don't fit in the dress.
Uh oh.
The lady performing the wedding ceremony had a brooch that I used to hold the dress closed enough to (mostly) contain the girls for the wedding.
Disaster averted.
Then the wedding ends and the lady needs her brooch back.
Crap. Okay, I have to be careful, but the girls are sort of covered(ish).
Then it's time for the tossing of the bouquet.
My sister throws it. I lunge for it.
I fall out.
Completely.
Both boobs, completely out of my dress.
In front of my sisters, their husbands, my dad and stepdad, two of my grandfathers, various family and friends, and a VIDEO CAMERA.
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now THAT is a great story!!! one I hope you can laugh at by now!!! thanks for sharing!0
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Oh, when something like that happens, you have two choices -now THAT is a great story!!! one I hope you can laugh at by now!!! thanks for sharing!
1) Never leave the house again, or
2) Laugh about it and tuck your boobs back in.
I chose the latter.0 -
May 2007. I was at my heaviest of around 294(ish) pounds.
My sister was getting married and I was the Maid of Honor. It was going to be a *very* casual wedding and my sister told us not to worry about having matching bridesmaids dresses - just have them all be black.
Night before the wedding, she called me and said she changed her mind and she wanted us all to match.
I'm the Maid of Honor, so it was my job to take care of this.
I went down to Target and bought three identical black dresses.
I was rather enormous (Size 24) but I squeezed into a Size 18 dress.
It was very lowcut and had spaghetti straps. I tried it on with a bra but it was not a dress you could wear a bra with.
Next morning, I drove the 2+ hours down to the town the wedding was going to be on, went into the bathroom to change, and...
My boobs don't fit in the dress.
Uh oh.
The lady performing the wedding ceremony had a brooch that I used to hold the dress closed enough to (mostly) contain the girls for the wedding.
Disaster averted.
Then the wedding ended and the lady needed her brooch back.
Crap. Okay, I had to be careful, but the girls were sort of covered(ish).
Then it was time for the tossing of the bouquet.
My sister threw it. I lunged for it.
I fell out.
Completely.
Both boobs, completely out of my dress.
In front of my sisters, their husbands, my dad and stepdad, two of my grandfathers, various family and friends, and a VIDEO CAMERA.
Um...damn...that could not have been fun at all!0 -
May 2007. I was at my heaviest of around 294(ish) pounds.
My sister was getting married and I was the Maid of Honor. It was going to be a *very* casual wedding and my sister told us not to worry about having matching bridesmaids dresses - just have them all be black.
Night before the wedding, she called me and said she changed her mind and she wanted us all to match.
I'm the Maid of Honor, so it was my job to take care of this.
I went down to Target and bought three identical black dresses.
I was rather enormous (Size 24) but I squeezed into a Size 18 dress.
It was very lowcut and had spaghetti straps. I tried it on with a bra but it was not a dress you could wear a bra with.
Next morning, I drove the 2+ hours down to the town the wedding was going to be on, went into the bathroom to change, and...
My boobs don't fit in the dress.
Uh oh.
The lady performing the wedding ceremony had a brooch that I used to hold the dress closed enough to (mostly) contain the girls for the wedding.
Disaster averted.
Then the wedding ended and the lady needed her brooch back.
Crap. Okay, I had to be careful, but the girls were sort of covered(ish).
Then it was time for the tossing of the bouquet.
My sister threw it. I lunged for it.
I fell out.
Completely.
Both boobs, completely out of my dress.
In front of my sisters, their husbands, my dad and stepdad, two of my grandfathers, various family and friends, and a VIDEO CAMERA.
I'm sorry for laughing but I couldn't help it! That was the FUNNIEST story! Thanks for sharing!0 -
Oh, feel free to laugh. I do.May 2007. I was at my heaviest of around 294(ish) pounds.
My sister was getting married and I was the Maid of Honor. It was going to be a *very* casual wedding and my sister told us not to worry about having matching bridesmaids dresses - just have them all be black.
Night before the wedding, she called me and said she changed her mind and she wanted us all to match.
I'm the Maid of Honor, so it was my job to take care of this.
I went down to Target and bought three identical black dresses.
I was rather enormous (Size 24) but I squeezed into a Size 18 dress.
It was very lowcut and had spaghetti straps. I tried it on with a bra but it was not a dress you could wear a bra with.
Next morning, I drove the 2+ hours down to the town the wedding was going to be on, went into the bathroom to change, and...
My boobs don't fit in the dress.
Uh oh.
The lady performing the wedding ceremony had a brooch that I used to hold the dress closed enough to (mostly) contain the girls for the wedding.
Disaster averted.
Then the wedding ended and the lady needed her brooch back.
Crap. Okay, I had to be careful, but the girls were sort of covered(ish).
Then it was time for the tossing of the bouquet.
My sister threw it. I lunged for it.
I fell out.
Completely.
Both boobs, completely out of my dress.
In front of my sisters, their husbands, my dad and stepdad, two of my grandfathers, various family and friends, and a VIDEO CAMERA.
I'm sorry for laughing but I couldn't help it! That was the FUNNIEST story! Thanks for sharing!0 -
Went out for a friends 21st Bday last month (her, her fiance, my hubby and I) we all got our drinks and went to sit at a table but as i was climbing onto the stool it began to slide to the side and then collapsed... I broke a bar stool... I wanted to cry i was so embarrassed, my husband was purple form laughing and the friend's fiance and 3 random men all offered me their hand. I dont know whats more embarrassing, breaking the stool or that everyone BUT my husband was concerned for me... -.-0
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When I was in high school, I got caught parking with my boyfriend by a couple of cops who had to have been enjoying a laugh at our expense. It was humiliating. At least I had something on. My boyfriend wasn't so lucky. LOL!0
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Treadmill sh*tshow. Fell, bounced and shot off the end into the wall YEARS ago when I was young and dumb and trying to impress and older man.0
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If you're going to win the prize, you should let more losers chime in first!Then it was time for the tossing of the bouquet.
My sister threw it. I lunged for it.
I fell out.
Completely.
Both boobs, completely out of my dress.
In front of my sisters, their husbands, my dad and stepdad, two of my grandfathers, various family and friends, and a VIDEO CAMERA.
That
Was
AWESOME!!!
I can never remember my good ones. The one that always comes to mind, though, is slipping on ice and grabbing this girl's boob as I was falling. Can't imagine why I remember that one :smokin:0 -
My most embarrassing moment was when I tripped on an escalator and cut my knee up really badly.0
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Am I only supposed to pick one?
I have so many embarrassing moments its not even funny.:laugh:0 -
Treadmill sh*tshow. Fell, bounced and shot off the end into the wall YEARS ago when I was young and dumb and trying to impress and older man.
LOL! Did it work?0 -
At least you didn't trip up the escalator.My most embarrassing moment was when I tripped on an escalator and cut my knee up really badly.
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I tried playing basketball with my best friend, her boyfriend and his cousin...who I thought was HAWT. Too bad I slid in dog $h!t and got it all over my jeans.
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Let's face it, we all do something embarrassing. I think my most embarrassing moment had to have been wearing two different shoes to work...different color, and height! Or...was it when I tripped over my own feet and fell in front of a crowd of people? Or maybe it was when I was a teenager babysitting and we were playing hide and seek and I thought the kids were hiding in the upstairs unused bathroom...I barged in, only to find the dad on the toliet reading the newspaper! Haha! :bigsmile:
haha your story made me remember my uncle´s story, kinda the same happened to him, but with socks, and his coworkers noticed when he sat down.. he just laughed and said ´i have another pair like this at home lol.
As for me, I once tripped and fell down in front of everybody in high school.. lots of guys laughed at me :sad:0 -
One night I was having a little one on one time with my vibrator, I guess I didn't lock the door, and my daughter came in half asleep. In a panic, I threw it into my purse on my nightstand. I forgot about until I had to go to the courthouse to pay my son's speeding ticket....put my purse through the x-ray machine thingy, and still didn't think about the vibrator until I saw the guard's face. She opened up my purse, saw what the questionable object was, shut the purse and gave me a wink. Thankfully it was a female guard.
LOL! That's funny! So I guess that means that your quality alone time was over for the evening since you didn't go back to retrieve it.0 -
I was with hubby one night running foxhounds and it had been raining A LOT. We were trying to catch all our dogs up and I caught two at once. Trying to bring them back to the truck, holding on to only their collars, I had to go thru about a hundred yards of mud. Needless to say the dogs were pulling me behind them and then BAM! We hit a slick spot and down I went, down the dogs went. I did some crazy split with my legs and cussing the whole time at hubby and the dogs. Hubby, father-in-law and my youngest daughter were all laughing so hard, saying they would have held up a 9.8 for execution:grumble: It really was embarrassing at the time but funny as hell in the retelling!:laugh:
But guess what...in all the excitement and what not, I never lost hold on my dogs!! Yay for me!:bigsmile:0 -
I *kitten* my pants working on an f/a-18 in the navy.....i had 30 minutes to finish a hydraulic system before a launch....i didnt have that much time before my butt had something to say....
ew....
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Boyfriend's house. in his room. (High school, so he lived with parents)
I was half upside down on the bed. he was on his knees, holding one ankle high into air.
his mom walked in with the laundry
she stopped
we stopped
she continued to walk in and put laundry away. we remained in position. she walked out.
i was horrified. i had to walk past the living room to get out. took me and hour to gather my courage. almost at the door she stopped up.
"As long as you are under my roof ... blab blha blha."
My boyfriend answered, "so the backyard is okay?"0 -
I was working overnights back in the day and after work, I went to my boyfriend's house and he was knocked out. I took off my uniform and climbed into bed, snuggled up to his side and got settled in to drool all over the place.
JUST as I was about to fall asleep, I may or may not have let out a little toot-a-roni. After dying from embarrassment while trying not to move and then realizing he was still aware of anything on the planet. I snuggle up again. JUST as I'm about to fall asleep...it happens again! This time while dying, I try not to wake him as I am giggling like an idiot.
It happened one more time and then I finally fell asleep0 -
Mine is long. But I'll shorten it.
Working as a coffee girl in a cafe. 16 and flrty with this cute older french dude.
Had my back to the line of customers and he came behind me and touched me on my hips very lightly to say hi/catch my attention, just as I picked up the (full) coffee pot.
I get flustered, drop the pot and it explodes. EXPLODES. Shards of glass in the freaking salads.
It's my 2nd week on the job. I think I'm gonna get fired.
I'm in the kitchen crying, my boss came up to me and I think I'm gonna get asked to pack up and leave.
He says, "honey, if he touched me, I'd have dropped the damned pot too"
So embarassing but kinda not. But really yeah.0
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