how to sound uneducated in posts

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  • moe0303
    moe0303 Posts: 934 Member
    FYI, sometimes "him and me" is perfectly correct.
  • theartichoke
    theartichoke Posts: 816 Member
    I have Linkin Park Tickets!!! \m/

    How dare you use such foul language on these forums! I'm disgusted!
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
    MY CAPS KEY IS NOT BROKEN I AM JUST TYPING THIS WAY SO YOU CAN HERE ME. LOLOLOLOLOL.

    AHAHAHAHAHAH.

    I like cheese.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    The grammar Nazi's are marching on Paris!!!!!!
  • HURLEYX3RO
    HURLEYX3RO Posts: 269
    Thats not fair!!!
    Your bringing this to a whole new level of mean-ness!
    lol
  • korsicash
    korsicash Posts: 770 Member
    MY CAPS KEY IS NOT BROKEN I AM JUST TYPING THIS WAY SO YOU CAN HERE ME. LOLOLOLOLOL.

    AHAHAHAHAHAH.

    I like cheese.


    LOL I sea what u did their.....
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
    Avoid Alliteration. Always.
    Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.)
    Don't use commas, that, are not, necessary.
    Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
    Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to their antecedents.
    ...

    How to Write Good
    http://www.plainlanguage.gov/examples/humor/writegood.cfm
  • ThatGirlEmi
    ThatGirlEmi Posts: 22
    And u gotta say 'lyk' all da tym... or ya dont sound kool lyk
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    1. use 'your' instead of 'you're' over and over

    2. use 'bring' when you mean 'take'

    3. say things like "me and him" instead of "he and I"

    4. put 3, 4, 5, or 6 question marks or exclamation points at the end of a sentence.

    5. leave out all apostrophes Im (I'm), wont (won't), cant (can't), etc.

    6. say lol all the time like it is a real word.




    LET THE FLAMES BEGIN :laugh:

    Not capitalizing the beginning of each sentence.

    This was my first thought before I even clicked the thread.
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