Probably the best ad posted on Craigslist. Ever in life.

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  • statickey
    statickey Posts: 309 Member
    The missed connections area on CL is also a disaster area.
  • VenomousDuck
    VenomousDuck Posts: 206
    dear god, i know exactly where that is....

    I lost IQ points reading it
  • TheOriginalGinging
    TheOriginalGinging Posts: 171
    The missed connections area on CL is also a disaster area.

    Yes! My new form of entertainment!
  • Naytahlee
    Naytahlee Posts: 53 Member
    That made me giggle...especially "You can hit the Easton Mall with a ROCK. But we dont. We keep it civilized." Thanks for the laugh!

    That was my fav part too! :laugh:

    Mine too. I'm still giggling. Thanks for sharing.
  • BeccaLevine
    BeccaLevine Posts: 315 Member
    That gave me a headache just reading it.
    :indifferent:

    Same here. I had to read it REALLY slow.
  • ANB22
    ANB22 Posts: 64
    That is fabulous!!! fabulous fabulous fabulous! (in my best nutty professor voice)
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    It's not as good as the one where the guy was looking for a "missed connection" with the gal who sharted on the first date. "I think we've all taken a gamble on a fart and lost..."

    BUT, it's hilarious!
  • Maude_Lewbowski
    Maude_Lewbowski Posts: 395 Member
    Priceless! Thank you for sharing!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    excellent find \m/
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    That gave me a headache just reading it.
    :indifferent:

    Same here. I had to read it REALLY slow.

    That's how people talk around here... It was funny, but I didn't have trouble reading it. Maybe the dude's secretly from California?
  • thirtyandthriving
    thirtyandthriving Posts: 613 Member
    Hillarious! Totally worth the IQ lowering possibility. :)
  • littlebuddy84
    littlebuddy84 Posts: 995 Member
    Lol hilarious!
  • NCTravellingGirl
    NCTravellingGirl Posts: 717 Member
    Ah, the awesome memories of living off campus at Ohio State. $400 rents are a distant memory ($300 in my days 15 years ago, haha). Have to laugh, and I'm sure SOMEONE will love it!
  • avrobin03
    avrobin03 Posts: 135 Member
    laughing my *kitten* off. love it!

    Loved it!!!!!!!
  • krjones33
    krjones33 Posts: 8 Member
    Blaahhhhhhhhh...LMAO
  • Heaven71
    Heaven71 Posts: 706 Member
    This made me crack up.



    $400 HOLY CRAP! IS THAT A ROOM FOR RENT ON MY CRAIGSLIST??!?!?!?


    "You bet your nomadic *kitten* it is. Do you want to be homeless? Then you better come check out this room. It has WALLS and a CEILING. BLOCKS THE ****IN WIND AND RAIN FOOL!

    ZOMG THE LOCATION IS THE ****! You can WALK to Columbus Avenue from here. So you can get your drink on and do some mackin playa. 10 minutes from OSU and Columbus State cause we all about higher education up in here. You can hit the Easton Mall with a ROCK. But we dont. We keep it civilized.

    We got carpet up in this hoe too. They wanted to come put in hard cement floors. But I was like **** THAT. I dont want my feet to be cold when I get out of bed at night. Carpet. So soft. Transcends the walking barefoot experiance.

    Man the room... You can put your bed and furniture UP IN HERE!!!. So you can sleep, chill, even EAT!. You got a private bedroom! We ain't bunk bedding out this mother****er.

    AWWW ****! YOUR OWN PRIVATE BATHROOM!!! WTF!?!?!? YUH! You can shower and **** w/o anyone being up in your business!!! I'm not bull****tin either...I'm talkin HOT WATER IN THE SHOWER!

    We got ELECTRICITY. POWER ALL YOUR APPLIANCES. Play my Xbox360 because I never do. No need for candles or firewood, because I got LIGHTS and HEAT.

    -this pad has doors so people don't come up in yo space son.
    -this place has windows so you can see outside and ****. WHATSUP NEIGHBORS!
    -ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED! NO DEPOSIT REQUIRED!
    -parking garage plus huge back yard WHAT!

    Freakin hilarious!
  • kellyo15
    kellyo15 Posts: 51
    haha this made my day. Reading it out loud to someone else = even better.
  • statickey
    statickey Posts: 309 Member
    "up in this hoe"....

    that alone had me !!!..:laugh:

    That part made me crack up too! You guys should see the dude that posted this... he included his picture in the ad lol!
  • Catiec76
    Catiec76 Posts: 55 Member
    What does this have to do with losing weight??
  • tequila09
    tequila09 Posts: 764 Member
    HAHAHHA that is awesome!!! that person seems like a fun roomie ahahhaha
  • stepharega
    stepharega Posts: 211 Member
    Hahaha! So much fun
  • jessihoover
    jessihoover Posts: 63
    UGH..figures it would be in my city!! LOL! Go Bucks! :flowerforyou:
  • confettibetti
    confettibetti Posts: 405 Member
    Oh my gosh that is hilariously rediculous...
  • ShellBell4281
    ShellBell4281 Posts: 127 Member
    greatness!
  • ❤lindsay❤dawn❤
    ❤lindsay❤dawn❤ Posts: 443
    "You can hit the Easton Mall with a ROCK. But we dont. We keep it civilized."

    ^^ This almost made Me choke on My Water...

    : D
  • KourtneyP83
    KourtneyP83 Posts: 319
    freakin hilarious!
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    That's awesome. Lmao
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    LMAO! I hope to GOD that's a real ad!
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    UGH..figures it would be in my city!! LOL! Go Bucks! :flowerforyou:
    Ugh??.? Are you kidding? I will pay you to go check this place out and take a pic with the ads author!
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
    I would live with this person solely based on the ad. No questions asked.

    Homicidal maniac? Not a problem.

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