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edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
.....of the woman who was just in the bathroom here at work?

She came in and went into a stall while I was standing at the counter brushing out my Medusa hair from my lunch time walk. She started her bladder emptying, and I went into a stall....she's still peeing. I empty my bladder....she's still peeing. I am about to walk out of my stall and she finally finishes. My gosh, she must be part camel or something!

AND WHY CAN'T I HAVE A BLADDER THAT SIZE??

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  • Posts: 183 Member
    LOL!

    I am jealous too. Only because I must have a bladder the size of a pea...

    It's very inconvenient.
  • This post totally did not go the way I thought it was going to. From the topic title I thought sure you were jealous of some really really skinny person.....not the case at all!! You are actually jealous of someones really large bladder LOL!! Sometimes its the simple things that get us.
  • Posts: 2,830 Member
    Sometimes my pees really surprise me. I'll be sitting there thinking, "holy balls, when will this end?"
  • Posts: 869 Member
    I would agree with being jealous. Here at work I pretty much have to take a hike to the other side of the facility (and it is a winery so it isn't a little place) to use the rest room, and when I have to go numerous times a day (thanks to that whole 8 glasses of water a day crap), it gets to be annoying. Lol
  • Posts: 1,957 Member
    Maybe she's training for some serious water sports action?
  • Posts: 70 Member
    .....of the woman who was just in the bathroom here at work?

    She came in and went into a stall while I was standing at the counter brushing out my Medusa hair from my lunch time walk. She started her bladder emptying, and I went into a stall....she's still peeing. I empty my bladder....she's still peeing. I am about to walk out of my stall and she finally finishes. My gosh, she must be part camel or something!

    AND WHY CAN'T I HAVE A BLADDER THAT SIZE??

    Ok, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

    Ah, yes. The inadequacy complex. lol Don't sweat it. She's part camel. :happy:
  • Posts: 293 Member
    I'm jealous just reading that.
  • Posts: 4,280 Member
    Don't be jealous. She just holds her pee far too long and will soon have incontinence. You're better off!
  • Posts: 116 Member
    U are too funny...but she may be related to me...lol
  • Posts: 381 Member
    LOL! That reminds me of when Tom Hanks was peeing in the locker room in "A League of Their Own". It never ended!!!
  • Posts: 56 Member
    dont envy her ... in later life she will be wearing lady tenna or have a catheter.. while you will have a functioning bladder

    holding on too long is not good
  • Posts: 4,142 Member
    I love those pee's like Tom Hanks in A league of their own!!!! Keeps going and going...then tinkle tinkle, shake, oh wait...here comes another minute! I'll laugh when this happens.
  • Posts: 367 Member
    I love those pee's like Tom Hanks in A league of their own!!!! Keeps going and going...then tinkle tinkle, shake, oh wait...here comes another minute! I'll laugh when this happens.

    I was gonna say.... she peed like Jimmy Duggan!!! Haha!!!

    I'm jealous too... I have to get up in the middle of the night to pee these days (sometimes twice) because my bladder is so small!!!
  • Posts: 434 Member
    I've been known as the camel within a group of friends I grew up with for some time now.

    Longest recorded pee was 3 minutes and change. No lie.
  • Posts: 381 Member
    LOL I pee forever sometimes too. It's hilarious. It's usually when I've had a lot of caffeine. I'm not sure why that is.
  • Posts: 44 Member
    Maybe she's a nurse. We train our bladders to hold A LOT of pee because we only have time to pee once during a 12 hour shift! LOL I do kegels though so no incontinence for me. :)
  • Posts: 2,615 Member
    Sometimes my pees really surprise me. I'll be sitting there thinking, "holy balls, when will this end?"

    This is how I am.
  • Posts: 541

    This is how I am.

    Me too. I don't hold it in for hours at all and I am never bursting to go. I pee like that often. Thought it was normal!
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