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    chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      Ever have one of those days when you feel like you are a chihuahua barking at a mastiff?

      Ever hear the song with the lyrics "some days your the windshield, some days your the bug?"
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      Dawn- Are you a Chef, coz you keep feeding me soup? You couldn't fight your way ouy of a wet paper bag...you couldn't beat eggs and you couldn't whip cream...are you ready to meet thunder and lightning?

      Sheila- I am a chemist, but am currently working in a boring regulatory position:grumble: Wish I was back on the bench

      Pirate, I bet that is a really cool job, NO? However, like any job there are the good days, and bad days.
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      You know Shelia, cant say that I have? But can I tell you, I think I like it?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Pirate, dont you know I was refering to myself as the mastiff, wanna guess which one you are? :laugh:

      Would that be the great Kodiak Bear that Ate the Mastiff?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Sheila - did you know that working in regulatory isn't my thing? I'd rather be creating new product lines like I used to
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
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      Would that be the great Kodiak Bear that Ate the Mastiff?

      haha, did you know I like your style?
    • Posts: 1,700
      I manage an electrical supply co...I sell to the guy's who fix your shorts ladies...8)...anyone need a jolt?
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      You know Shelia, cant say that I have? But can I tell you, I think I like it?

      Can I make a correction? Its Sometimes you're windshield...The song is the "The Bug" by Mary Chapin Carpenter (yeah, she's not one of my faves either, but I do like this song)
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      haha, did you know I like your style?

      Can I second that?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      did you know my style is impetuous, my defence is impregnable? Now, how bout that hug? I even did extra push-ups to pump my self up:laugh:
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      I manage an electrical supply co...I sell to the guy's who fix your shorts ladies...8)...anyone need a jolt?

      Do you know that sounds like something that suits you? I can always use a jolt!!!
    • Posts: 2,615 Member
      How is everyone doing today?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      How is everyone doing today?

      Good Jenni How are you?

      Did you know Dawn and I are smack talking?
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      can I have tickets to the "smack down" ?

      Can I watch Pirate submit because he would never hit a girl?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      Anyone ever listen to Jim Rome's radio show? Did you know some of his smack downs are the best?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      did you know my style is impetuous, my defence is impregnable? Now, how bout that hug? I even did extra push-ups to pump my self up:laugh:
      Did you know I'll take that bear hug now?
    • Posts: 2,615 Member
      I'm alright pirate, why are you two talking smack?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      Can you believe that big thug thinks he can whoop my @ss? pssst
    • Posts: 2,615 Member
      Is he nuts? Haha.
    • Posts: 1,700
      Dawn- Are you a Chef, coz you keep feeding me soup? You couldn't fight your way ouy of a wet paper bag...you couldn't beat eggs and you couldn't whip cream...are you ready to meet thunder and lightning?

      Sheila- I am a chemist, but am currently working in a boring regulatory position:grumble: Wish I was back on the bench

      Pirate...can you turn base metals into noble metals?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      <~~~right? HAHA can he see what I am working with?
      Is he nuts? Haha.
    • Posts: 2,615 Member
      Grr.. you guys have fun.. will you guy be here later or will you kill each other? And by each other I mean Dawn killing pirate....
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      Dont you worry, I will take it easy on him. See you later, okay?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
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      Pirate...can you turn base metals into noble metals?

      Don't you think if I could I'd be rich?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Dawn you feeling okay? Don't you know I am the dancing destroyer, the count of monte fisto, the master of disaster and the king of sting?
    • Posts: 2,796 Member
      Can I have a blizzard from DQ? :tongue:
    • Posts: 1,700
      don't you know she is Dawn of the Dead...nodody, but nobody makes it out of the ring alive...you didn't know that?
    • Posts: 1,700
      Can I have a blizzard from DQ? :tongue:

      Can I just satisfy your need for sugar with some of my own?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Dont you worry, I will take it easy on him. See you later, okay?

      Did you know your mouth keeps writing checks that your @ss cant cash?
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      Did you know your mouth keeps writing checks that your @ss cant cash?

      Didnt you hear me say I work for a bank? :laugh:
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