Why guys should look where they are walking...
Just thought this was funny:
So the other day I had this guy at my house for pest control, I was in the basement apartment showing him areas I think would be smart to spray (honestly he should have known its his job) anyways hes talking my ear off about losing weight... awesome but I really wanted to go upstairs and eat my dinner... he was all smiles and after awhile I started to feel awkward... here I am in my work out clothes *yoga pants and a tank* and hes oogling me hard core...
Now im heading to go upstairs and i tell him go ahead of me..*im not dumb guys stare at a womens butt whenever they have the chance... hes all "no go ahead of me" im not gonna argue im starving and can smell the grilled chicken ... im half way up the stairs and i hear the loudest noise!... THE GUY FELL WALKING UP THE STAIRS ... I turn and ask if hes ok he said he tripped over something on the stairs i looked there was nothing on them lol....
I cant 100% say he wasn't staring.. but im like 99% sure..
note to fellaz keep you eyes on the stairs.. or you bound to end up at the bottom of them haha
So the other day I had this guy at my house for pest control, I was in the basement apartment showing him areas I think would be smart to spray (honestly he should have known its his job) anyways hes talking my ear off about losing weight... awesome but I really wanted to go upstairs and eat my dinner... he was all smiles and after awhile I started to feel awkward... here I am in my work out clothes *yoga pants and a tank* and hes oogling me hard core...
Now im heading to go upstairs and i tell him go ahead of me..*im not dumb guys stare at a womens butt whenever they have the chance... hes all "no go ahead of me" im not gonna argue im starving and can smell the grilled chicken ... im half way up the stairs and i hear the loudest noise!... THE GUY FELL WALKING UP THE STAIRS ... I turn and ask if hes ok he said he tripped over something on the stairs i looked there was nothing on them lol....
I cant 100% say he wasn't staring.. but im like 99% sure..
note to fellaz keep you eyes on the stairs.. or you bound to end up at the bottom of them haha
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LMAO0
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But...but...*kitten*!0
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Double standard...if the guy would have been half way good looking or attractive to you, you would have worked those stairs to your advantage.
Yes, looking can be hazardous to a man's health. Thankfully, I haven't run into nor tripped over anything. Although I did pour too much coffee in my cup once...0 -
Just thought this was funny:
So the other day I had this guy at my house for pest control, I was in the basement apartment showing him areas I think would be smart to spray (honestly he should have known its his job) anyways hes talking my ear off about losing weight... awesome but I really wanted to go upstairs and eat my dinner... he was all smiles and after awhile I started to feel awkward... here I am in my work out clothes *yoga pants and a tank* and hes oogling me hard core...
Now im heading to go upstairs and i tell him go ahead of me..*im not dumb guys stare at a womens butt whenever they have the chance... hes all "no go ahead of me" im not gonna argue im starving and can smell the grilled chicken ... im half way up the stairs and i hear the loudest noise!... THE GUY FELL WALKING UP THE STAIRS ... I turn and ask if hes ok he said he tripped over something on the stairs i looked there was nothing on them lol....
I cant 100% say he wasn't staring.. but im like 99% sure..
note to fellaz keep you eyes on the stairs.. or you bound to end up at the bottom of them haha
you lost me after yoga pants and a tank.lol.0 -
Double standard...if the guy would have been half way good looking or attractive to you, you would have worked those stairs to your advantage.
Yes, looking can be hazardous to a man's health. Thankfully, I haven't run into nor tripped over anything. Although I did pour too much coffee in my cup once...
LOL hope you didnt burn yourself!0 -
he did trip on something on the stairs........ his eyeballs! He must have been staring super hard
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Double standard...if the guy would have been half way good looking or attractive to you, you would have worked those stairs to your advantage.
Yes, looking can be hazardous to a man's health. Thankfully, I haven't run into nor tripped over anything. Although I did pour too much coffee in my cup once...
LOL hope you didnt burn yourself!
Well, I thought it was love at first sight because I felt this warm sensation in my crotch region...it was just the scalding hot coffee...that's all.0 -
I once did a face plant on the board walk at the beach, because I was smiling at a group of boys and my jeans snagged on a nail. They clapped.0
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I once did a face plant on the board walk at the beach, because I was smiling at a group of boys and my jeans snagged on a nail. They clapped.
Ive been there.. but it was a door lol0 -
I'm guilty of this. I absolutley love to watch a woman's hips and derriere walking up stairs. I've also stumbled and made a *kitten* of myself too. Sometimes bloodflow gets redirected in those situations. :happy:0
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But...but...*kitten*!
This.0 -
Ummm what was the point... I missed it. Too busy thinking about you walking up the stairs in front of me... 0
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