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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • Posts: 5,257
    what l is 67 inches?
  • Posts: 1,700
    YOU BIG...LONG?
  • Posts: 2,796 Member
    Does that mean you are an inch taller than me Mikey?
  • Posts: 1,700
    could I be 5' 10"...?
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    So far nobody I would consider short...I 'm 6'1 and once dated a girl who was 5'0. Must looked funny don't cha think?
  • Posts: 711 Member
    If I'm 5'8" now, and I lose 50-60lbs, do you think I'll grow to 5'10"?
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know I am 5'6?
  • Posts: 711 Member
    Do any of you office-type folks realize how EXPENSIVE printer paper is???
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Isnt it crazy?
  • Posts: 711 Member
    Do you have to buy it for your office?
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    DVS, Elvis! - How are you?
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why would I buy the printer paper? Do you know though that I sit next to the person who orders our supplies?
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Fantastic, Pirate, how the heck are you today?
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    Did you read that I am flying high today? Do you know Sandy is mad at me?
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can we go on a magic carpet ride?

    Why the heck is Sandy mad at you?
  • Posts: 711 Member
    Can I say I'm fine, thank you...thank you very much?

    How could anyone be mad at a Pirate?
  • Posts: 711 Member
    Why would I buy the printer paper? Do you know though that I sit next to the person who orders our supplies?

    Did you know that I have to buy it and everytime my assisstant prints something and throws it away I die a little inside?
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    Did you know that I have to buy it and everytime my assisstant prints something and throws it away I die a little inside?

    Haha, can you believe I can understand that? Do you get that sneer on your face like in your profile pic?
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can we go on a magic carpet ride?

    Why the heck is Sandy mad at you?

    Sure where are we going?

    Can I tell you I had an NSV this morning But won't tell her what it is?
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you lose your D1ckey Doo award this morning?

    How about we fly right into next wednesday, and enjoy Hump Day with a side of fireworks?
  • Posts: 7,843 Member

    Did you know that I have to buy it and everytime my assisstant prints something and throws it away I die a little inside?

    Do you know I am glad I don't deal with that stuff?
  • Posts: 711 Member

    Haha, can you believe I can understand that? Do you get that sneer on your face like in your profile pic?

    I do and can I tell you how lucky I am that I'm in a separate office and she can't see me?
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    But, is she hot?
  • Posts: 711 Member

    Sure where are we going?

    Can I tell you I had an NSV this morning But won't tell her what it is?

    How do you make "LOL :laugh:" into a question?
  • Posts: 711 Member
    But, is she hot?

    Do you honestly think I'd answer that question?
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    Did you lose your D1ckey Doo award this morning?

    How about we fly right into next wednesday, and enjoy Hump Day with a side of fireworks?

    Haha...That is what she said...I never had a d1ckey doo...it came close, but no....

    Aren't we supposed to drink a fifth on the fourth? Wouldn't that be drinking and driving?
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Didnt you know you dont have to drive a magic carpet, you only have to enjoy the ride?
  • Posts: 10,468 Member

    Do you honestly think I'd answer that question?
    Dont you think it was worth a shot?
  • Posts: 711 Member
    Dont you think it was worth a shot?

    Don't you know, as a 17-year vet at marriage, I've pretty much seen all the traps tricksy ladies try to push you in?
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Have you ever heard, a man is only as faithful as his options?
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