Post Secret

chels1605
chels1605 Posts: 206 Member
edited 8:57PM in Chit-Chat
OK... so you're identity won't be secret... but tell us 1 secret of yours.... something you don't admit to anyone!




Mine: I sometimes put butter and strawberry jam on a digestive biscuit to get an immense sugar fix!

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  • christine24t
    christine24t Posts: 6,063 Member
    what is a digestive biscuit!? haha
  • weighlossforbaby
    weighlossforbaby Posts: 847 Member
    That's a secret? hahaha :happy:
  • Drenched_N_Motivation
    Drenched_N_Motivation Posts: 1,004 Member
    I once got oral sex from a transsexual.
  • tweakz20
    tweakz20 Posts: 152 Member
    I don't really do all the things I say I do to your mothers.
  • Nteeter
    Nteeter Posts: 190 Member
    its a UK thing, my grandmother and mother are from england. We had them all the time. Its like a sweet wheat cookie/cracker type thing sometimes chocolate covered...we always dipped it in tea :)

    Crud guess I gotta share a secret.

    Um Ive been slowly eating easter chocolate since well Easter. Is that good enough :)
  • Bobby_Clerici
    Bobby_Clerici Posts: 1,828 Member
    Yes, in spite of my denials to the police, I did set that fire...:laugh:
  • mcpherson4
    mcpherson4 Posts: 287 Member
    I shot the sheriff. But I DID NOT shoot the deputy.
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    OK... so you're identity won't be secret... but tell us 1 secret of yours.... something you don't admit to anyone!




    Mine: I sometimes put butter and strawberry jam on a digestive biscuit to get an immense sugar fix!

    ^ oooo. now i'm fantasizing about mc vitie's hob nobs :laugh:
  • lcchrt
    lcchrt Posts: 234 Member
    I hate being the friend that doubles as a "counselor".
  • bikinibeliever
    bikinibeliever Posts: 832 Member
    In my early 20's I made someone, who lost a drinking game, go pick all the veggies out of the grumpy old man's garden down the street. I was young! :laugh:
  • bikinibeliever
    bikinibeliever Posts: 832 Member
    Oh I forgot this one.

    I can't eat food that other people prepare. So if I go to a picnic or potluck I only eat what I take.
  • tweakz20
    tweakz20 Posts: 152 Member
    I had sex with my ex while her mother was sleeping in a different bed 2 feet away.
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    I once got oral sex from a transsexual.

    for some reason I believe this
  • Expialidojess
    Expialidojess Posts: 441 Member
    I don't really do all the things I say I do to your mothers.

    I don't know why, but this is the funniest thing I've read all day!
  • nikki91950
    nikki91950 Posts: 647
    I want to pretend to be trapped in a fire and call out for help so my fire-fighting paramedic land lord can save me, and I can thank him graciously ;)
  • 007bondage
    007bondage Posts: 631 Member
    I helped my flatmates make a home porn movie :ohwell:
  • chels1605
    chels1605 Posts: 206 Member
    I fantasise that police will pull me over :P
  • Melanie_RS
    Melanie_RS Posts: 417 Member
    I used to tell my friends the brownies were those No Pudge Brownies but they were really Betty Crocker. :( Even bought the box for garbage props.

    "Lord if I can't be skinny, please make all my friends fat!"
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
    I shot the sheriff. But I DID NOT shoot the deputy.

    I did. I shot the deputy. I remember it like it was yesterday. Layla and I were having a fight and I just pulled the trigger and he was there.

    It`s a harrowing story.
  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
    I helped my flatmates make a home porn movie :ohwell:

    I think we need to see video evidence....
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    I farted in the supply closet at work today. And I decided its the new designated fart chamber while at work. When I worked for a short time in a long term care facility, (Whole other work environment) It didn't matter where you farted. You could fart anywhere you wanted. :happy: Ooops I just farted. :wink:
  • 007bondage
    007bondage Posts: 631 Member
    I helped my flatmates make a home porn movie :ohwell:

    I think we need to see video evidence....

    I only played a "small role" :blushing:
  • Flutter_By
    Flutter_By Posts: 8 Member
    I daydream that I'm a rock star and singing on stage. When I'm alone, I grab something to use as a microphone and act it out. :glasses:
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    I fought the law, but the law won.
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