Favorite Movie Line(s)

":sad: There's no crying in baseball!"

- League of Their Own

Show me the money!!!!!!!

"For mine is a generation that circles the globe in search of something we haven't tried before. So never refuse an invitation, never resist the unfamiliar, never fail to be polite, and never outstay your welcome. Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience, and if it hurts, you know what? It was probably worth it."

The Beach

"You're about as usefull as a poopie flavored lollipop" - Dodgeball (hilarity!)

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic and so am I.” - What about Bob

"And you must be the Monopoly guy! Hey, thanks for the free parking" - Ace Ventura, when nature calls

To have a brain is not a sin, but to have a brain and not use it, that is a sin.

Little beat big when little smart. First with the head, then with the heart. You can remember that?

Any question you ever have, the answer you will find in nature.

Sgt. Botha: I was branded an idiot by everyone I knew.
Gideon Duma: They knew you well.


The Power of One - I this film/book/soundtrack

Is it......

"An enchanted moment"

or.....

"Your a daisy if you."

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you

KEEP THE CHANGE YA FILTHY ANIMAL!!!

(Home Alone Film)

"Why can't you respect me like any stranger on the street"


"Because I am not one of your FANS!


Can anyone tell me what movie those quotes are from?

Mommie Dearest

.. and how can I forget

Vivian: People put you down enough, you start to believe it.
Edward Lewis: I think you are a very bright, very special woman.
Vivian: The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?

Welcome to Hollywood! What's your dream? Everybody comes here; this is Hollywood, land of dreams. Some dreams come true, some don't; but keep on dreamin' - this is Hollywood. Always time to dream, so keep on dreamin'

Vivian: That would make you a... lawyer.
Edward Lewis: What makes you think I'm a lawyer?
Vivian: You have that sharp, useless look about you.


Edward Lewis: You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money.

Harold, everyone has the right to make an *kitten* out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much.

"Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch." - Pretty Woman

"Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full."

" [interrupts with game-show buzzer sound] eeehhhhh! I'm sorry, your time's run out! What do we have for the losers, judge? Well, for our defendants, it's a life time at exotic Fort Leavenworth! And, for defense counsel Kaffee, that's right, it's a court martial! Yes, Johnny! After falsely accusing a highly decorated Marine officer of conspiracy and perjury, Lieutenant Kaffee will have a long and prosperous career teaching... typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Globbo School for Women! Thank you for playing "Should we or should we not follow the advice of the galactically stupid!" - A Few Good Men


"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to." - A Few Good Men

Goudy: I believe you testified that you backed away from old man Wharton?
Rooster Cogburn: Yes, sir.
Goudy: Which direction were you going?
Rooster Cogburn: Backward. I always go backward when I'm backin' away. - True Grit

Do not try to bend the spoon — that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth:

there is no spoon.

"Go ahead, Punk, make my day!" Clint Eastwood - Dirty Harry

Sorry - Sudden Impact! :blushing:

So many, but a couple:

Anchorman - Ron Burgundy - "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." (and true today)


Grandma's Boy - Jeff - "I can't believe you came on my mom!"