Tequila Christmas Cookies ;-)
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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies (sub your favorite Tequila)
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle of Tequila
Sample the Tequila to check quality.
Take out a large bowl, check the Tequila again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Tequila is still ok, try another
cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
a sheet. Check the Tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Tequila and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !
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1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle of Tequila
Sample the Tequila to check quality.
Take out a large bowl, check the Tequila again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Tequila is still ok, try another
cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
a sheet. Check the Tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Tequila and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !
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:drinker: That was funny!0
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hahahahaha! I think i need to make these cookies!0
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tis the season0
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haha!0
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This is the best. recipe. ever.0
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LMAOOOOO!0
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OMG.................that was friggin funny!!0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Love it!!!!!!!!!!0 -
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That was fricking hilarious!! I NEED to make these...........:laugh:0
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It's five o'clock somewhere......................
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I Tequila0
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this is my second year of not making cookies for everyone, I might try these though!:laugh: I'm sure everyone on my cookie list will enjoy them if I invite them over to help.0
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