i need friends but........................

but i brush my teeth while i take a bath , i usually make fun of everyone thats not on my friends list , i picture the people on my friends list naked alot , people i dont know i just assume there stupid , i cant spell have awful grammer , some days i just dont feel like wearing underwear , i wish there was a way that you can be fat and healthly because i love to eat and being heavy never really bothered me , but in order to live a long healthy life i gotta get my weight under control , this makes me really grumpy at times , iam not really handsum,really dont have alot of money , i make nom nom nosies when i eat stuff i like , if your a woman ill most likely hit on you , if your a guy ill most likely try and steal friends off your list , sometimes late at night ill lay onmy back and cry till my ears fill with tears and it sounds like the ocean then ill relax and fall asleep if ypu can accept all that i would like to be your friend
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  • TinaS88
    TinaS88 Posts: 817 Member
    OMG, I think we will be best friends!! LMAO!!
  • angieleighbyrd
    angieleighbyrd Posts: 989 Member
    I pee in the shower.
  • AmyFett
    AmyFett Posts: 1,607 Member
    I actually do brush my teeth in the shower like every day lol!
  • Bobby_Clerici
    Bobby_Clerici Posts: 1,828 Member
    Sounds PERFECT!
    I have some issues as well.....
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  • louisey112
    louisey112 Posts: 573 Member
    I speak as one of his current friends - he is freaking hilarious and you won't regret it (of course, I have a sick sense of humor, so that's just me). Friend on, people, friend on!
  • muadeeb
    muadeeb Posts: 91
    Sounds PERFECT!
    I have some issues as well.....
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    ROFLMAO...omg i love that pic and statement
  • ichellebereel
    ichellebereel Posts: 55 Member
    I pee in the shower.

    LMBO.....you almost made me choke off of the peanuts I was eating. I needed that laugh!
  • lilmisfit
    lilmisfit Posts: 860 Member
    You sound fun!
  • oldsalty1
    oldsalty1 Posts: 70
    LMFAO......omg you sound like the crazy side of me...I let out periodically...
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    I pee in the shower.

    Just one of the many lovable things about you that make you unique:bigsmile:
  • i pee in the shower too:laugh:
  • oldsalty1
    oldsalty1 Posts: 70
    Yep...I pee in the shower too...doesn't everyone...
  • Dayna5K
    Dayna5K Posts: 136 Member
    You had me at "fat and healthy".
  • MsDivineM
    MsDivineM Posts: 48
    Haha, you keep things alive! I love having you as one of my friends!
  • tlc12078
    tlc12078 Posts: 334 Member
    this guy is awesome!!
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    wanna be my new best friend....lol
  • RobynMWilson
    RobynMWilson Posts: 1,540 Member
    I hope you keep snot rags by your bedside for your crying jags...this is why I don't cry...makes my nose run and I get snotty...
  • gwenmf
    gwenmf Posts: 888 Member
    I'm hoping some of that humor and wit will rub off on me!! Add me!!! Add me!!:smile::smile:
  • Dont we all do all of those things?! ;) Feel free to add me
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    I thought everyone peed in the shower. I do every time....
    But when I first showered with my BF, he was appalled and disgusted when I said "wait, back away, I have to pee"
    :laugh:
  • ichellebereel
    ichellebereel Posts: 55 Member
    I love your humor..You can add me!
  • Vercell
    Vercell Posts: 437 Member
    Thats how I brush my teeth in the shower is there any other way, we should be friends.
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    i pee in the shower too:laugh:

    me three, and outdoors whenever I can. I like to pee anywhere but in the toilet
  • don666car
    don666car Posts: 167 Member
    my long lost twin where you been lol tell us what you really think lol
  • mem50
    mem50 Posts: 1,384 Member
    I stopped crying ever so long ago cause it makes my eyes all red and glassy and gives me splotchy skin. I make the nom-nom sounds when eating something really good. Embarrasses the crap outta my niece. Heehee. I brush my teeth in the shower too. Saves time and water. My mom's favorite saying was "God must have loved calories since he made so many of them" I also have a odd sense of humor.

    I'm open for a new friend.......and if you bother me to much....well there is a delete key here somewhere, isn't there? LOL
  • Doing_The_Unstruck
    Doing_The_Unstruck Posts: 241 Member
    Nice intro, but you left out info on bowel movements. I must know size, weight, texture, and odors before sending out requests.
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
    I can accept all that..........and appreciate it as well lol. Friend me if you need another sarcastic and rarely serious guy on your list. I'll even let you steal my friends but you have to promise to hit on them regularly:)
  • gwenmf
    gwenmf Posts: 888 Member
    I can accept all that..........and appreciate it as well lol. Friend me if you need another sarcastic and rarely serious guy on your list. I'll even let you steal my friends but you have to promise to hit on them regularly:)

    lol
  • thebaconbeast
    thebaconbeast Posts: 560 Member
    I am bacon.
  • KCGFNP
    KCGFNP Posts: 8
    I totally needed that laugh!!