i need friends but........................
george29223
Posts: 556 Member
but i brush my teeth while i take a bath , i usually make fun of everyone thats not on my friends list , i picture the people on my friends list naked alot , people i dont know i just assume there stupid , i cant spell have awful grammer , some days i just dont feel like wearing underwear , i wish there was a way that you can be fat and healthly because i love to eat and being heavy never really bothered me , but in order to live a long healthy life i gotta get my weight under control , this makes me really grumpy at times , iam not really handsum,really dont have alot of money , i make nom nom nosies when i eat stuff i like , if your a woman ill most likely hit on you , if your a guy ill most likely try and steal friends off your list , sometimes late at night ill lay onmy back and cry till my ears fill with tears and it sounds like the ocean then ill relax and fall asleep if ypu can accept all that i would like to be your friend
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OMG, I think we will be best friends!! LMAO!!0
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I pee in the shower.0
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I actually do brush my teeth in the shower like every day lol!0
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Sounds PERFECT!
I have some issues as well.....
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I speak as one of his current friends - he is freaking hilarious and you won't regret it (of course, I have a sick sense of humor, so that's just me). Friend on, people, friend on!0
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Sounds PERFECT!
I have some issues as well.....
ROFLMAO...omg i love that pic and statement0 -
I pee in the shower.
LMBO.....you almost made me choke off of the peanuts I was eating. I needed that laugh!0 -
You sound fun!0
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LMFAO......omg you sound like the crazy side of me...I let out periodically...0
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I pee in the shower.
Just one of the many lovable things about you that make you unique:bigsmile:0 -
i pee in the shower too:laugh:0
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Yep...I pee in the shower too...doesn't everyone...0
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You had me at "fat and healthy".0
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Haha, you keep things alive! I love having you as one of my friends!0
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this guy is awesome!!0
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wanna be my new best friend....lol0
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I hope you keep snot rags by your bedside for your crying jags...this is why I don't cry...makes my nose run and I get snotty...0
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I'm hoping some of that humor and wit will rub off on me!! Add me!!! Add me!!0
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Dont we all do all of those things?! Feel free to add me0
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I thought everyone peed in the shower. I do every time....
But when I first showered with my BF, he was appalled and disgusted when I said "wait, back away, I have to pee"
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I love your humor..You can add me!0
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Thats how I brush my teeth in the shower is there any other way, we should be friends.0
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i pee in the shower too:laugh:
me three, and outdoors whenever I can. I like to pee anywhere but in the toilet0 -
my long lost twin where you been lol tell us what you really think lol0
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I stopped crying ever so long ago cause it makes my eyes all red and glassy and gives me splotchy skin. I make the nom-nom sounds when eating something really good. Embarrasses the crap outta my niece. Heehee. I brush my teeth in the shower too. Saves time and water. My mom's favorite saying was "God must have loved calories since he made so many of them" I also have a odd sense of humor.
I'm open for a new friend.......and if you bother me to much....well there is a delete key here somewhere, isn't there? LOL0 -
Nice intro, but you left out info on bowel movements. I must know size, weight, texture, and odors before sending out requests.0
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I can accept all that..........and appreciate it as well lol. Friend me if you need another sarcastic and rarely serious guy on your list. I'll even let you steal my friends but you have to promise to hit on them regularly:)0
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I can accept all that..........and appreciate it as well lol. Friend me if you need another sarcastic and rarely serious guy on your list. I'll even let you steal my friends but you have to promise to hit on them regularly:)
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I am bacon.0
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I totally needed that laugh!!0
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