i need friends but........................

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  • lil_bit_crazy
    lil_bit_crazy Posts: 161 Member
    but i brush my teeth while i take a bath , i usually make fun of everyone thats not on my friends list , i picture the people on my friends list naked alot , people i dont know i just assume there stupid , i cant spell have awful grammer , some days i just dont feel like wearing underwear , i wish there was a way that you can be fat and healthly because i love to eat and being heavy never really bothered me , but in order to live a long healthy life i gotta get my weight under control , this makes me really grumpy at times , iam not really handsum,really dont have alot of money , i make nom nom nosies when i eat stuff i like , if your a woman ill most likely hit on you , if your a guy ill most likely try and steal friends off your list , sometimes late at night ill lay onmy back and cry till my ears fill with tears and it sounds like the ocean then ill relax and fall asleep if ypu can accept all that i would like to be your friend

    Well I floss first, then brush my teeth in the shower. I make fun of my friends, list not needed. I'll do it to their face. I have no desire to picture my friends naked. Some drunken night I've already seen more than I've ever cared to. Yeah stupidity is spreading. Its mostly in my family. I can't spell, and laugh at others who can't spell.
    I'm fat. Working on it. Which way, up or down the scale is your perspective. I'm married, don't bother hitting on me. I'll be your friend, but not interested in anything more. And I am very blunt and sarcastic. Its just me. Not rude. Just how I roll.

    Best friend says I'm f-ing crazy sarcastic hilarious. I say I'm short on meds.
    Take ur pick :)
  • kailyn_mac
    kailyn_mac Posts: 4
    Lets be best friends lol! I always brush my teeth in the shower//bath. And I wish I could get thin (healthily) while sitting on my *kitten*, staring at my computer all day!
  • sheiwat
    sheiwat Posts: 47
    Well Damn...lol
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    You sound like the perfect guy :heart:
  • thinteacher
    thinteacher Posts: 25
    OMG...you are hilar!
  • PrayerofAmity
    PrayerofAmity Posts: 176 Member
    Lmao! I pee in the shower and I scratch my ears with my car keys. I fart and walk away so everyone will blame it on someone else. I am a people pleaser and need to learn how to say "no" more often, but then cry because everyone uses me. I love eating and love cooking but thank God for that skill because now I'm using it to make the healthy stuff taste great. I never cared about my size either but it has just started to effect my health so its time to fix things. If you can accept all this, I can definitely accept all of yours and would love to be your friend. :flowerforyou:
  • SusuAtta
    SusuAtta Posts: 56
    Humor?? I say hell yes!!
  • f1ctional
    f1ctional Posts: 235
    i pee in the shower too:laugh:

    me three, and outdoors whenever I can. I like to pee anywhere but in the toilet

    It all pipes!!
  • rahrah6459
    rahrah6459 Posts: 23 Member
    Your post reminded me of the Pina Colada song. Now it's running through my head. Thanks!

    If you like Pina Coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    Ifyou're not into yoga
    If you have half a brain
    If you'd like making love atmidnight
    In the dunes on the Cape
    Then I'm the love that you've lookedfor
    Write to me and escape."
  • AngelAtkins61
    AngelAtkins61 Posts: 52 Member
    LOL anyone who reads this , as I saw stated before, you will NOT regret adding him. LOL I have known him omg.. 14 years now? No matter what kind of day you are having.. just pop in and read something he has posted! It is SURE to cheer you up. A better friend you would be hard pressed to find!
    I am proud to call him my friend :) even if he doesn't wear undies and pictures us all naked LOL
  • AngelAtkins61
    AngelAtkins61 Posts: 52 Member
    LMAO some of the responses here LOL !
  • stpetegirl
    stpetegirl Posts: 241
    OMG!! I can't stop laughing! I have a sick sense of humor that not everyone can take, so I say bring it on!! I'll accept all of your perfection if you accept all of my AWESOMNESS!!! roflmao
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    awwwwwwwwwwwwww can you believe its been thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat long, you been a great friend too!
    LOL anyone who reads this , as I saw stated before, you will NOT regret adding him. LOL I have known him omg.. 14 years now? No matter what kind of day you are having.. just pop in and read something he has posted! It is SURE to cheer you up. A better friend you would be hard pressed to find!
    I am proud to call him my friend :) even if he doesn't wear undies and pictures us all naked LOL
  • wannaplay2505
    wannaplay2505 Posts: 26
    Awesome.
  • lilmisfit
    lilmisfit Posts: 860 Member
    This thread makes me :laugh: and I am happy to call you my friend. :drinker:
  • Bradford72
    Bradford72 Posts: 51 Member
    I pee in the shower too. It clears the chamber after...umm...
  • joecollins9385
    joecollins9385 Posts: 355 Member
    haha i shave and brush my teeth in the shower. and go commando often
  • tbolashana
    tbolashana Posts: 2,707 Member
    Lmao! I pee in the shower and I scratch my ears with my car keys. I fart and walk away so everyone will blame it on someone else. I am a people pleaser and need to learn how to say "no" more often, but then cry because everyone uses me. I love eating and love cooking but thank God for that skill because now I'm using it to make the healthy stuff taste great. I never cared about my size either but it has just started to effect my health so its time to fix things. If you can accept all this, I can definitely accept all of yours and would love to be your friend. :flowerforyou:

    Friend request sent to you. Cuz I agree with alot of what you said.:-D
  • daisy2555
    daisy2555 Posts: 21 Member
    Not perfect. Just like everybody else. }I am lazy, extra sensitve and major procrastinator. Did I mention I need friends?:happy: :happy:
  • tbolashana
    tbolashana Posts: 2,707 Member
    but i brush my teeth while i take a bath , i usually make fun of everyone thats not on my friends list , i picture the people on my friends list naked alot , people i dont know i just assume there stupid , i cant spell have awful grammer , some days i just dont feel like wearing underwear , i wish there was a way that you can be fat and healthly because i love to eat and being heavy never really bothered me , but in order to live a long healthy life i gotta get my weight under control , this makes me really grumpy at times , iam not really handsum,really dont have alot of money , i make nom nom nosies when i eat stuff i like , if your a woman ill most likely hit on you , if your a guy ill most likely try and steal friends off your list , sometimes late at night ill lay onmy back and cry till my ears fill with tears and it sounds like the ocean then ill relax and fall asleep if ypu can accept all that i would like to be your friend

    Friend request sent because you cracked me up. I live honesty and do almost every thing you said.
  • Prudiddy
    Prudiddy Posts: 262 Member
    Sick! LOL I sais I wasn't adding any more but this took the cake...........sent friend request.
  • tineekanicole
    tineekanicole Posts: 37
    Love your post! Lol...you can add me :flowerforyou:
  • Onaughmae
    Onaughmae Posts: 873 Member
    Sound like the perfect friend to me! Feel free to add me if you like :)

    As yes I brush my teeth in the shower...and I pee in the shower....but not at the same time (usually) :tongue:
  • LemonBurns
    LemonBurns Posts: 538 Member
    I totally appreciate the disclaimer attached to this call for friends! I often times attach a disclaimer to myself as well. You seem right up my alley! That being said: Do you often times break into spontaneous Dance in public places?
  • stephanieGbraswell
    stephanieGbraswell Posts: 38 Member
    Wow! I really enjoyed that. lol
  • MrsSexton2013
    MrsSexton2013 Posts: 98 Member
    I gotta man, so you can save that, but, I'm all about a new friend, especially one that can poke fun at theirselves :) I too pee in the shower and burp like a man. Let's be bff's.
  • angelicahinkle
    angelicahinkle Posts: 38
    wow i just laughed so hard and thats what we all need is to be able to laugh. I think we all pee in the shower lol.
  • HorganMom3
    HorganMom3 Posts: 63 Member
    Absolutely hilarious! Your on your way to many friends here. And I just may have to steal your idea and get some of my own.
  • NanaDino4
    NanaDino4 Posts: 63
    add me :) love off the wall humor and I have to agree,,,who doesn't pee in the shower atleast once in their life..lol
  • NAcetoLang
    NAcetoLang Posts: 517 Member
    ROFL.... I laughed so hard, I'm pretty sure I cried down my leg a little.

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