Texts you HATE getting

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  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    3 times a day on Saturday I get a text from my boss "time to check in"

    they want to track how many new sales leads they get every couple hours. Like its gonna make a difference in the world. Can't we just say at the end of the day "Got 10 new leads today" ?
  • HellsKells
    HellsKells Posts: 671 Member
    I got one from my wife 2 years ago, something like this:

    Wife: Umm..hon we need to talk
    Me: Yeah?
    Wife: Megz is pregnant
    Me: Ohh...Great
    Wife: She might need a test from you....

    Does your wife refer to herself in 3rd person or something? If not.....eh....huh? I don't get it.
  • BaDaSsBrUnEtTe
    BaDaSsBrUnEtTe Posts: 518 Member
    k

    :noway: cant stand this one.
  • Gioooo
    Gioooo Posts: 301 Member
    "oh"
  • GoalByFifty
    GoalByFifty Posts: 97 Member
    It didn't work out and we tried for 8 years. Don't communicate with me anymore. I wish you well. :(
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I say K or Ok all the time...fail on my part apparently..
  • Meloyelo2010
    Meloyelo2010 Posts: 171 Member
    "Yes dear" from the husband annoys the **** out of me.

    Perhaps you would prefer "Do it yourself, and when you're done with that make me a sammich!!" :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

    Barefoot and in the kitchen is my dream! Maybe he'd like a pie also?!
  • stylistchik
    stylistchik Posts: 1,436 Member
    "Can you come in to work early?"
  • heidimaggott5
    heidimaggott5 Posts: 29 Member
    anything that has been sent to everyone in your address book, or that has "forward this in the next 5 minutes or...." in it
  • leahrochelle
    leahrochelle Posts: 218 Member
    k

    :noway: cant stand this one.

    "k" drives me absolutely up the wall.
  • Dreamerryu27
    Dreamerryu27 Posts: 281 Member
    My mom, " Why are you not answering your phone????" After leaving voicemail on all my phone lines. ( I am 1 of 4 dude spread it around)
  • gmarriottfccla
    gmarriottfccla Posts: 64 Member
    "I don't love you anymore."

    well that made me sad :(
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    "Ummm... that wasnt just a rash"
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    "Ummm... that wasnt just a rash"

    oh getting I thought you said sending!
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    up 2 u

    Not only full-on txtspk but also means there was no point in sending my previous opinion-seeking text.
  • linda1243
    linda1243 Posts: 166 Member
    I have a friend who always sends a ":-)" in a separate text. makes me want to beat her with a text. I do not have unlimited texts and I think smiley faces in text messages are assinine. Grrrrr. Feels good to vent.
  • usernamejoe
    usernamejoe Posts: 219 Member
    "I'm jealous you can get Chik Fil A on Sundays!"

    this is getting old for me...
  • cNhobbes
    cNhobbes Posts: 235 Member
    spam texts telling me i've won $92387439 and a cruise
  • suzieqcookie
    suzieqcookie Posts: 314 Member
    I hate when I say something, and all i get back is "K"
    ^--- Exactly.

    amen!
  • stylistchik
    stylistchik Posts: 1,436 Member
    If you don't make a payment today we will commence repossession proceedings.

    It is for some dude called Nathan who I definitely am not (and the only thing I owe money on is my mortgage). I get these repeatedly and they always freak me out thinking that perhaps I have taken out of a car loan in the name of someone else during a schiziod break.

    My mom used to work in repossessions and I'm pretty sure they don't text people for that kind of thing. lol I'm guessing it's a scam haha
  • sarahharmintx
    sarahharmintx Posts: 868 Member
    Sorry. (which just happened when I clicked on this thread)

    Im sorry.

    I've got to work late.
  • MissyMissy18
    MissyMissy18 Posts: 315 Member
    Often, when I say something that apparantly annoys my boyfriend, I get this passive-aggressive response: "Oooookay"

    Drives me NUTS!!!
  • MrsSorenson
    MrsSorenson Posts: 450 Member
    Nothing!! I hate it when people don't respond to your text at all! Sometimes until days later. WTF!
  • rprussell2004
    rprussell2004 Posts: 870 Member
    "We need to discuss your test results. NOW."
  • manderann
    manderann Posts: 189 Member
    Four hours later....

    lol

    Really? At this point, why even bother with a response?
  • kariebo
    kariebo Posts: 101 Member
    call me <---- HATE THIS... just freaking call me instead of texting me to call you!
  • LemonBurns
    LemonBurns Posts: 538 Member
    I HATE "LOL" I mean really? Com'mon!!!... I KNOW that I am a HILariously funny person... but PLEASE... can't you come up with something better than "LOL" Banter with me... I want to laugh too! Or worse... the "LOL" when I didn't say anything funny at all - seriously, WTF are you laughing at?
  • SandyCheeks1985
    SandyCheeks1985 Posts: 12 Member
    "K."

    Agreed!!! I wish I could be clever like this person when I get that response! HA!

    k.jpg

    OMG!! LOL I <3 this!!! :)
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    "Yes dear" from the husband annoys the **** out of me.

    Perhaps you would prefer "Do it yourself, and when you're done with that make me a sammich!!" :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

    Barefoot and in the kitchen is my dream! Maybe he'd like a pie also?!

    :bigsmile: You're good at this..
  • holleysings
    holleysings Posts: 664 Member
    I'm out of soda/milk. (from my husband)
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