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    Zombies or....

    Posts: 1,430 Member
    edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
    a-hem Relations.... (does saying 'Horseback-riding' still get these things locked)?


    I've noticed there is a ****-ton of people who mention Zombies and S.ex on their profile pages... who are "Inspired By" or find they want to "Get In Shape" because of a Zombie attack or for better, sometimes BIGGER 'rolls in the hay'....

    I too added both reasons to my profile early on with MFP...

    Who else is workin out for the Zombies & for the lovin?

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    • Posts: 1,592 Member
      I just want to *kitten* a zombie.
    • Posts: 3,412 Member
      Any man who calls relations with his woman "horseback riding" should be gelded. But to answer your question, I'm only here to prepare for the zombie apocalypse.

























      And to try and get some, I'm not going to lie.
    • Posts: 3,755 Member
      Like both, am preparing for both, have neither right now... :grumble:
    • Posts: 574 Member
      Midget zombies turn me on
    • Posts: 245 Member
      definately both, but being able to outrun the Zombies, highly motivational.
    • Posts: 1,298 Member
      yes, i would like to look great naked, which in turn, (i hope), will lead to some bedroom action .....and yes!, I definitely need to be able to enhance my fitness level to survive the zombie apocalypse
    • Posts: 1,725 Member
      I like zombie hookers...does that count!
    • Posts: 362 Member
      I just want to *kitten* a zombie.

      I f*ucked a zombie for years :ohwell:
    • Posts: 1,592 Member
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      I f*ucked a zombie for years :ohwell:

      A Real Doll?
    • Posts: 1,430 Member
      Like both, am preparing for both, have neither right now... :grumble:

      You deserve both, dammit!
    • Posts: 157
      yes, i would like to look great naked, which in turn, (i hope), will lead to some bedroom action .....and yes!, I definitely need to be able to enhance my fitness level to survive the zombie apocalypse

      First of all you're already gorgeous :wink:

      and second, the only ispiration I need is Arnold.
    • Posts: 3,450 Member
      It's all about the booty.
    • Posts: 574 Member
      It's all about the booty.

      Giving or receiving? BTW 81 lbs is amazing...doubt you have much booty left
    • Posts: 1,394 Member
      Both. My husband likes how I look now, but he thinks muscles are hot and I wanna build them up!!! Plus, I work with the dead (literally) and hey, I'll be the first to know when the apocalypse breaks out so I gotta be in shape!
    • Posts: 15 Member
      A serve of both for me please!
    • Posts: 1,298 Member
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      First of all you're already gorgeous :wink:

      and second, the only ispiration I need is Arnold.


      :blushing: thanks!
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