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ROFL these sorry to laugh at your expenses. But I did lol a quite a bit.0
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haha the worst date....when I've actually had dates they haven't been that bad..but the other day I went on a dog walking date, the guy stayed for forty five min left and I never heard from him again.....What's weird is that we didn't talk about any controversial subjects....I hate it when people do that. But that is probably the worst one.
Other than that I don't get asked out on dates.0 -
LOL, OMG and WOW
...while I never done anything like that on my dates...
I have to apologize for all "them" guys in the world!0 -
I went out with a guy that I wasn't attracted to at all just because my mom thought he was fabulous. So after dinner, he wanted to go to Walmart. Ugghh. He also called one of his redneck friends and told him to come to Walmart too. So I'm stuck there with these two rednecks. Then, they got separated and couldn't find each other and they proceeded to do turkey calls back and forth until they found each other. Um, no.0
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These are hilarious! Keep 'em coming.0
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I could write a book.
One that comes to mind: a 3rd date, he took me to a casino boat. Everybody who worked there knew him by name, we played blackjack and he kept writing checks for money he didn't have (I'm talking thousands of dollars). He finally did have a winning streak and split the winnings with me when we finally left around 4am.
Ok, so the guy was an alcoholic and a gambling addict, but I left the date $600 richer. Heck yeah I kept the money!
Full disclosure: I continued seeing the guy for a couple of years after that and wound up loaning him $3,500 in total that I never got back. Yeah. I should have stopped while I was ahead.0 -
My worst date had nothing to do with the guy - he was actually super sweet - but it was obviously not meant to be!
We went to see a movie that was just released. We waited in line for 15 minutes to get tickets and were informed when we got up to the window that the time we wanted was sold out. So, we bought tickets for a later showing and decided to go to dinner to pass the time.
While we were waiting to be seated at the restaurant, some guy mistakenly thought I was someone else and was all over me - hugging me and gushing over how long it'd been, then proceeded to give me his phone number in front of my date. Awk-ward!
Once we were seated, a waitress came out with chips and salsa. The salsa bowl slipped out of her hands as she was setting it down, and it splattered ALL over me...on my clothes, in my hair, and in my eyes. I spent almost the entire meal in the bathroom trying to flush my eyes out and get them to stop burning/watering.
After dinner we went back to the theater for the movie and they had already started seating. By the time we got in, there weren't two seats together and nobody would move, so we watched the movie two rows apart.
LOL, I wish I could make this stuff up!0 -
I had a first date meet up with me at a restauraunt and when I got there he was ok but very quickly became a little tipsy. After Dinner, We went to a local park where he pulled out his flask of homemade moonshine, offered me some (I declined) then he got insanely drunk and wanted to be all over me...
Then there was the guy that "hated fat people"..hello? I'm not exactly a size 2
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Never had one... She was my best friends, then roommate. We are both non-romantic stay at home and watch movies type. And she's my first and probably my last. So I would probably never date anyone... Never thought about it. But, kinda wonder what it would feel like...0
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well, this wasn't my date but we were on a triple date and my girlfriends date was upstairs at their Frat house as we awaited them to come down, her date was being sobered up by his buddies - not being too successful - he basically had to be held upright by his friends and yet continued to drink...lets just say that was an entertaining night for those of us that were not his date!
Bwah hahahaha, I was coming over to post the same story!!! And then I think my date may or may not have proposed to me that night.
*edited to add, it was my first official date when he did this^^^. There may have been alcohol involved.
^^^^ ACK I TOTALLY forgot about that!0 -
Bump - these stories are great!0
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My worst=a classic trashy country girl date.
The lyrics to a country song matched it perfectly.
One of my pet peeves when dating is burping out of either end. She burped really loud, and I almost took her home right then and there.
Thankfully I grew out of how I was then, because I overlooked all of that, and the night ended in GREAT success, LOL0 -
I don't know if this would be considered a bad or worst date, but certainly the funniest.
About a year after my divorce, I decided to try an online dating service (I was new to area). About a month later, this one lady and I decided to meet. She was prettier in person than she was on computer, that's for sure.
Anyway, I happened to notice she was rather large in the breast area. You couldn't help but notice. Nonetheless, I looked her in the eyes because I'm a gentleman (it was difficult though). Well, we meet at a mexican food restaurant in downtown Fort Worth. As the conversation is just rolling along, going great, they bring out the chips and salsa. A few minutes later, I pick up a rather large chip, crack it and a piece of the chip, about dime size, cracks off and flies right down her blouse. It was like slow motion. Both of us couldn't help but watch this transpire. Being a guy, I couldn't help but laugh...and laugh...and laugh.
She got up and left. That was it. I never saw her again and ate dinner alone.
Damn chip!0 -
Never been on the date. Even the ones that were matched by blind dates stood me up because they knew what I looked like.
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These are hilarious!!!! I'm not sure if I'm sad or happy that I don't have one to contribute!! Now if this was worst marriages I would totally contribute
My first one was a joke!
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I don't know if this would be considered a bad or worst date, but certainly the funniest.
About a year after my divorce, I decided to try an online dating service (I was new to area). About a month later, this one lady and I decided to meet. She was prettier in person than she was on computer, that's for sure.
Anyway, I happened to notice she was rather large in the breast area. You couldn't help but notice. Nonetheless, I looked her in the eyes because I'm a gentleman (it was difficult though). Well, we meet at a mexican food restaurant in downtown Fort Worth. As the conversation is just rolling along, going great, they bring out the chips and salsa. A few minutes later, I pick up a rather large chip, crack it and a piece of the chip, about dime size, cracks off and flies right down her blouse. It was like slow motion. Both of us couldn't help but watch this transpire. Being a guy, I couldn't help but laugh...and laugh...and laugh.
She got up and left. That was it. I never saw her again and ate dinner alone.
Damn chip!
That's hilarious! I woulda fished that chip out and said there's starving people in 3rd world countries! Pass the salsa!
I'm gonna think of this every time I have chips n salsa now...0 -
I went out with a guy that I wasn't attracted to at all just because my mom thought he was fabulous. So after dinner, he wanted to go to Walmart. Ugghh. He also called one of his redneck friends and told him to come to Walmart too. So I'm stuck there with these two rednecks. Then, they got separated and couldn't find each other and they proceeded to do turkey calls back and forth until they found each other. Um, no.
The turkey calls part kills me. :laugh:0 -
I went out with a guy that I wasn't attracted to at all just because my mom thought he was fabulous. So after dinner, he wanted to go to Walmart. Ugghh. He also called one of his redneck friends and told him to come to Walmart too. So I'm stuck there with these two rednecks. Then, they got separated and couldn't find each other and they proceeded to do turkey calls back and forth until they found each other. Um, no.
The turkey calls part kills me. :laugh:
lmao. wow.0 -
Okay worst date ever. We went to the waffle-house (classy huh?) and our server was missing the lower part of one arm. Problem was, she had our silverware tucked in the little nub of what was left below her elbow. He gagged and pulled me out of the booth. I was insanely embarrassed. We ended up eating Wendy's instead (possible upgrade lol)0
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He ordered pizza [he was supposed to cook] then sat on the couch and watched basketball all night. Then he wanted to drag me into his room and mess around.
Er...no thanks. That was horrible. If I wanted to do something like that, I would have stayed home.
Oh, and another weird one...went on this date, and all he talked about was his guns, zombies, etc. I love zombies, so when I met him I was happy to find another zombie lover. But...even I get tired of guns and killing and zombies and racist remarks.0
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