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Do guys really think baby talk is sexy?

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  • blonde71
    blonde71 Posts: 955 Member
    There's a nurse at the doctor's office that my sons go to and she talks in baby talk all the time. My husband thinks it's so annoying as do I.
  • HulaHips83
    HulaHips83 Posts: 129
    Are we talking about that aweful Paris Hilton / Kim Kardashian baby talk? Cause if so, I hate that too! It sounds so stupid. I rank that right up there with women who act helpless just so men will pay them attention and do stuff for them.
  • Lu_88
    Lu_88 Posts: 36 Member
    Wait, what? I've seen people do it to babies but not to an adult :/
  • Jessamine
    Jessamine Posts: 226 Member
    DH got into a bad habit of talking in baby talk whenever he was in a "cuddly" mood. :-/

    I finally brought it up. Apparently his baby talk was annoying the heck out of him, too. He didn't know why he was doing it. It's stopped.
  • DaGsGirl
    DaGsGirl Posts: 194
    No. I like a firm, strong MAN not a baby. That crap freaks me out. lol
  • chunkydunk714
    chunkydunk714 Posts: 784 Member
    People baby talk? In a sexy manner?? That's really weird.

    right??!! Thank God I dont know anyone who does that
  • gecho
    gecho Posts: 426 Member
    Is it supposed to be sexy!?

    I only talk like that to animals. I don't even know why. >.>

    um...this
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    Only if I am wearing a diaper and she is spanking me.
  • MellyGibson
    MellyGibson Posts: 297 Member
    I would agree with the throat punch sentiment with ONE "almost" exception...

    ...one of my friends (OK, so my not-so-secret-crush) is a BIG manly dude....and once in a while he'll pop out with a "I sowwy" or "Boo"...and his comedic timing is so spot-on that it's actually FUNNY. But SEXY? :huh: Nope. :noway:

    I don't baby talk my animals - I trash talk them. My poor cat has so many really inappropriate nicknames (his current one is "F*ckstain", but he's also known as "C*ck gobbler", "A$$hat" and, thanks to a recent forum post he'll be known as "Twatwaffle" for a while). But it's all in good fun.
  • buckeyetex315
    buckeyetex315 Posts: 33 Member
    No. Not by men or women.
  • CajunNino
    CajunNino Posts: 269
    Only if I am wearing a diaper and she is spanking me.
    :laugh: This made me LOL.
  • chunkydunk714
    chunkydunk714 Posts: 784 Member

    I don't baby talk my animals - I trash talk them. My poor cat has so many really inappropriate nicknames (his current one is "F*ckstain", but he's also known as "C*ck gobbler", "A$$hat" and, thanks to a recent forum post he'll be known as "Twatwaffle" for a while). But it's all in good fun.

    HAHAHA too funny....f*ckstain. Love it.
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    I do not baby talk but sometimes i talk with a cartoonish/silly voice. (don't know how to explain it)
    Especially to animals :)
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    I used to do that. It's so funny to call your dog a f*ckbrain, and they just stand there wagging their tail all excited. Ha, ha.
    I would agree with the throat punch sentiment with ONE "almost" exception...

    ...one of my friends (OK, so my not-so-secret-crush) is a BIG manly dude....and once in a while he'll pop out with a "I sowwy" or "Boo"...and his comedic timing is so spot-on that it's actually FUNNY. But SEXY? :huh: Nope. :noway:

    I don't baby talk my animals - I trash talk them. My poor cat has so many really inappropriate nicknames (his current one is "F*ckstain", but he's also known as "C*ck gobbler", "A$$hat" and, thanks to a recent forum post he'll be known as "Twatwaffle" for a while). But it's all in good fun.
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    I stopped talking like a baby when I learned to wipe my own a**.
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    Not unless you are a pedophile.
    ^^^ winner!! I have a friend that does that to EVERYONE!! I tell her all the time to use her big girl voice. It p!sses her off, but everyone not in her eyesight does the silent clap
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    I would agree with the throat punch sentiment with ONE "almost" exception...

    ...one of my friends (OK, so my not-so-secret-crush) is a BIG manly dude....and once in a while he'll pop out with a "I sowwy" or "Boo"...and his comedic timing is so spot-on that it's actually FUNNY. But SEXY? :huh: Nope. :noway:

    I don't baby talk my animals - I trash talk them. My poor cat has so many really inappropriate nicknames (his current one is "F*ckstain", but he's also known as "C*ck gobbler", "A$$hat" and, thanks to a recent forum post he'll be known as "Twatwaffle" for a while). But it's all in good fun.

    *kitten* waffle is one of my favs.
  • bakercj13
    bakercj13 Posts: 26 Member
    No! And when I hear it I usually have to drift off to my happy place in the my head, otherwise two things would occur. One, a violent act of agression towards the baby talker or two, I wiould have to take an ice pick to my hears. Since I don't like option two that leaves me with only one option...
  • MeliJean78
    MeliJean78 Posts: 249
    Do I taste like baby powder?
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    Like with a ball gag in? Were are we going with this.
    Our minds are too alike. Grgrgrgl noises can be fun sometimes.
  • dirtydmvkid
    dirtydmvkid Posts: 184
    I vote throat punch and no sex for a week if your woman is baby talking to you.
  • mrsevanrust
    mrsevanrust Posts: 71
    Wretch- and no thank you!
  • MoveTheMountain
    MoveTheMountain Posts: 764
    I only talk that way to my dog, who eats it up. Never a person - not even to babies, now that I think about it. ("You call that a circle? Give me 20!!)
  • galaxiegal
    galaxiegal Posts: 90
    I do not baby talk but sometimes i talk with a cartoonish/silly voice. (don't know how to explain it)
    Especially to animals :)

    I do this, mostly when I'm teasing him for being stupid or something :tongue:

    but never like a baby, thats too weird
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Wait, so it's ~not~ sexy when you talk to their pen!s that way?

    Dang. Knew I was doing something wrong....
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    No we don't - we tolerate it sometimes to get laid. It sounds ridiculous
  • ShifuYaku
    ShifuYaku Posts: 504 Member
    Makes me think of this song... xD -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD7obXm4Gq4
  • MoveTheMountain
    MoveTheMountain Posts: 764
    Wait, so it's ~not~ sexy when you talk to their pen!s that way?

    Dang. Knew I was doing something wrong....

    Well, generally my pen!s behaves with less maturity than a baby, so it might actually be appropriate...
  • CDMAGS
    CDMAGS Posts: 150 Member
    I'm not a guy, but I find it worthy of a throat punch.


    Love this!
  • exacerbe
    exacerbe Posts: 447 Member
    No -- it's obnoxious!!
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