Make it up as you go story thread
KatieMae75
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Once upon a time, there was a woman working out at the gym. She was bench pressing 760 pounds without a spotter. Suddenly, there was a ruckus at the back of the gym and.....
Once upon a time, there was a woman working out at the gym. She was bench pressing 760 pounds without a spotter. Suddenly, there was a ruckus at the back of the gym and.....
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Taunto farted so loudly that the women disbalanced and dropped the weight on herself. The death was instant.0
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Taunto was so distraught by the damages he caused that it sent him into a deep depression. He went to the local coffee shop and there..0
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He ran into a Johnny Depp impersonator...0
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That spoke of a fountain that would bring this women back to life.0
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That spoke of a fountain that would bring this women back to life.
Turns out it was Taunto's ex-wife and she was looking for a lawyer because...0 -
Taunto didn't trusted this guy saying he's a Johnny Depp impersonator. Subtle signs were giving it away. For one, she was a black woman named Saquanda and the fountain "it" spoke of was at Charlie Sheens house0
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Taunto didn't trusted this guy saying he's a Johnny Depp impersonator. Subtle signs were giving it away. For one, she was a black woman named Saquanda and the fountain "it" spoke of was at Charlie Sheens house
Where Charlie Sheen was hosting a party for Suri Cruise's birthday...0 -
With a cake made of bacon!0
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With a cake made of bacon!
Which was accidentally knocked over by...0 -
Boobies0
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The boobies were yet another trap set out by Charlie Sheen to distract Taunto from looking for ex-wife wife who was looking for a lawyer. The female black Jonny Depp was no help in this matter either and refuses to...0
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Sleep with Taunto0
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So Taunto changed his name to Steve.0
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And started and Escort service for one-legged obese men...0
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who crave bacon but refuse to eat it because0
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Turns out that Steve's aka taunto, first client was the boyfriend of the woman weight lifter. She was preparing to enter a competition to when $500,000 to pay for a prosthetic leg. In his misery, he went to Steve's service...0
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Only to find out that Steve is the reason why he is single in the 1st place, so he...0
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....all of a sudden three midgets were dancing wearing sumo trousers only....0
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Steve ignores te dancing midgets after remembering that he is a grown man and can ignore dancing midgets. Once Toro, the bodybuilders boyfriend, confronts Steve he realizes that one of the conditions of his name change was that some guy must smell his armpit. In an attempt to make that happen, Steve tells Toro to smell his armpit and the reward would be his...0
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Steve ignores te dancing midgets after remembering that he is a grown man and can ignore dancing midgets. Once Toro, the bodybuilders boyfriend, confronts Steve he realizes that one of the conditions of his name change was that some guy must smell his armpit. In an attempt to make that happen, Steve tells Toro to smell his armpit and the reward would be his...
Silver Bentley driven by Gary Coleman's widow with instructions to take him to...0 -
Steve ignores te dancing midgets after remembering that he is a grown man and can ignore dancing midgets. Once Toro, the bodybuilders boyfriend, confronts Steve he realizes that one of the conditions of his name change was that some guy must smell his armpit. In an attempt to make that happen, Steve tells Toro to smell his armpit and the reward would be his...
Silver Bentley driven by Gary Coleman's widow with instructions to take him to...
the nearest happy hour where he can sing bad karaoke to...0 -
The bad karaoke kills Gary Coleman which puts Charlie Sheen into a state of shock, making FX give him a new show about being a therapist0
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Who counsels bacon addicts via MFP PMs0
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He suggest that Steve be a guest star because he havent truly gotten over the death of his girlfriend0
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Who counsels bacon addicts via MFP PMs
But then gets fired for posting a "Is the person above you hot?" thread in the forums and goes on a rampage where he...0 -
Killed everyone and committed suicide!
Teach you to skip me over0 -
...but then came back from the dead...as a ZOMBIE!0
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! hahaha
and started infecting people by biting them0 -
All the zombies get killed by the mighty Taunto's fart. Steve changed his name back to Taunto JUST to eradicate the planet of zombies because one thing he hates more than "is the person above you hot" thread is zombie stories and Taunto refuses to let this story be about zombies!0
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Taunto doesn't realize that his farts are much stronger than he thought! He ends up killing himself, falling dead with the rest of the zombies, some one notices this brave hero and walks to Taunto's body...0
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