One thing I will NEVER understand....

I've heard there's a cream for that

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Is that because you're a skull?

99.99% of humans in general...

I was human once...

But now, my weight is stuck in my ischium. :laugh: :laugh:

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Why we don't eat human flesh.

Swift had it right. It would solve so many problems.

Plus I love bbq ribs and us humans got some big ones. yum.

MMmmm I bet bbq'ed human tits are deeeelicious, probably not as lean as chicken titties though.

Well if the rest of the human body tastes as good as that part between the....oh crap...better stop now..

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They put the most obvious things on the packages to cover their *kitten* in case someone tries to sue them, that is what happened with the coffee cups at McDonalds, someone got burned from coffee and sued because there was no HOT warning, now there is....stupid, but that is the reasoning for the above...

There is a MUCH bigger story behind this. I thought the same thing until I looked up the case and information regarding it and now I think that the lady should have asked for alot more money then she did.

Really??? The lady put a HOT cup of black coffee between her legs, opened it and spilled it and then sued because she got burned. It's COFFEE, its made with boiling water, it will burn you. If you're careless enough to spill it all over yourself and get burned that's on you.

Once AGAIN, its a MUCH bigger story then what the general public knows about. The reason she sued McDonalds and won is because they violated the FDA policy and had the coffee 81% hotter then allowed. She suffered 3rd degree burns. She had to have comestic surgery to her legs and vagina. So how is she carelessly for putting coffee between her legs?? If McDonald's had not of violated the FDA policies then the outcome would have been different, but apparently they are just as "carelessly" as she was. Right?

Bull...the woman was just looking for a quick payday and I understand why mckie d's put labels on their coffee now you just can't take for granted people have common sense. This is just like when an obese man sued them because he blamed them for making him fat.....SMH

Imagine being an 81 year old woman and getting your taint burned off by coffee that is served too hot by a company that knows its too hot and doesn't care.
http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?/ubb/get_topic/f/107/t/000479.html

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On a packet of peanut m&m's it says may contain almonds. I buy a packet every time I see one and have still yet to see and almond m&m.....ill keep trying though in the name of science

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you do that... :laugh: :laugh:

my sons juice box says 100% JUICE...
ingredients: a blend of apple, grape and pear juices from concentrate and other ingredients..
WAIT ..."other ingredients??? "
doesnt that make it NOT 100% juice then????

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why is it they have PULL TABS on cat food but not on tuna fish cans???
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what about you......whats one thing you will never understand?

OMG! You mean that was cat food that I just made that tuna salad from!!! :sad: :blushing: :huh:

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Why they say you can't have your cake and eat it too.

Literally, it means that if you eat your cake it's gone - you can't eat it and still have it.

It's used to refer to times when people want the advantage of one choice but not the accompanying disadvantage of that choice.

why exactly does it say on my box of washing powder "do not eat"???? I mean really...
the first thing I go to when Im hungry is NOT usually the same thing I wash my clothes in... .
BUT ya never know...I guess its like pop rocks to some people... :sick: