**goofiest song lyric thread**

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  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    Not really goofy so much as just hilariously idiotic.

    "What's next, what's next, what's N-X-E-T, it's me, Warren to the mothafu**in G"

    No that's not a typo...that's actually how he spells next
  • ctooch99
    ctooch99 Posts: 459 Member
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    Sky rockets in Flight... reeeeeeeeeeeer
    Afternoon Delight....

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    shows his age
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
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    Left alone with big fat Fanny,
    She was such a naughty nanny!
    Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!

    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    Left alone with big fat Fanny,
    She was such a naughty nanny!
    Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!

    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

    That's my ringtone!!
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
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    Left alone with big fat Fanny,
    She was such a naughty nanny!
    Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!

    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

    That's my ringtone!!

    Its on my workout mix, so I hear it walking/jogging every morning. And of course "Eye of the Tiger" as required by law.
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    Thought I heard this wrong...but now I'm pretty sure I'm hearing it right...

    No idea who sings this or what its called (and these lyrics are from memory from a couple minutes ago)

    "She was distracted...but she wanted a black kid"

    WTF???!
  • LPCoder
    LPCoder Posts: 404 Member
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    Flightless Bird, American Mouth:

    Now I'm a fat house cat
    Nursing my sore blunt tongue
    Watching the warm poison rats curl through the wide fence cracks
    Pissing on magazine photos
    Those fishing lures thrown in the cold
    And clean blood of Christ mountain stream
  • focus4fitness
    focus4fitness Posts: 551 Member
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    And sometimes when we touch
    The honesty's too much and I have to close my eyes and hide
    I wanna hold you till I die
    Till we both break down and cry
    I want to hold you till the fear in me subsides





    I am pretty sure this is the worst song ever.
  • cellokitty91
    cellokitty91 Posts: 127 Member
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    Saosin-Show me your bootiehole.

    "all these *****es and all these hoes get used to the lickin of the bootiehole".

    I'm so sorry.
  • chelbel89
    chelbel89 Posts: 161 Member
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    In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
    Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
    With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
    Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
    You can't write if you can't relate
    Trade the cash for the beef, for the body, for the hate
    And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
    That's chokin' on the splinters

    "Loser"- Beck

    Such a weird song!!! :noway:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    "Loser"- Beck

    Such a weird song!!! :noway:

    How could I forget that one! I still love it, though. :smile:
  • brentdaniels
    brentdaniels Posts: 127
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    I have to admit this is on my iPod...hey, I am an 80's child.

    In violent times, you shouldn't have to sell your soul
    In black and white, they really, really ought to know
    Those one-track minds that took you for a working boy
    Kiss them goodbye - you shouldn't have to jump for joy

    Tears for Fears-Shout....also qualifies for the goofiest band name...
  • Southernb3lle
    Southernb3lle Posts: 862 Member
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    Even though I love her. This line makes no sense.
    "Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago" - Sade
  • sweetchildomine
    sweetchildomine Posts: 872 Member
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    Pretty much all the lyrics to MmmBop. I'm not gonna lie, it's totally on my ipod though hahha. Don't judge!!! Hey, I liked it when I was 11 and it reminds me of good times!! My favorite parts are

    Plant a seed, Plant a flower, Plant a rose
    You can plant any one of those
    Keep planting to find out which one grows
    Its a secret no one knows

    :D

    In an MMMbop they're not there
    Until you lose your hair
    Oh, but you don't care
    YEAH YEAH

    Hahaha I'm going to go listen to it right now because it makes me happy inside lol.
  • MsTonyaRenee
    MsTonyaRenee Posts: 116 Member
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    Pretty much all the lyrics to MmmBop. I'm not gonna lie, it's totally on my ipod though hahha. Don't judge!!! Hey, I liked it when I was 11 and it reminds me of good times!! My favorite parts are

    Plant a seed, Plant a flower, Plant a rose
    You can plant any one of those
    Keep planting to find out which one grows
    Its a secret no one knows

    :D

    In an MMMbop they're not there
    Until you lose your hair
    Oh, but you don't care
    YEAH YEAH

    Hahaha I'm going to go listen to it right now because it makes me happy inside lol.


    :heart: Hansen!
  • cekeys
    cekeys Posts: 397 Member
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    "How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots
    How 'bout that ever elusive kudo"

    Alanis Morrisette, "Thank u"

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