DIY: Funny health haiku

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monkeynumber100
monkeynumber100 Posts: 134 Member
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Here is something fun to try if you are bored. Write a haiku poem that illustrates a funny aspect of your weight loss/fitness journey. If you don't know, a haiku is a 3 line poem where the first line has 5 syllables, the second line has 7 and the third line has 5 again. Give it a try! They can be really funny. Here is mine for today:

Doing squats at work
Found myself a bathroom stall
Intern looked confused

Your turn...GO!

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  • thewang
    thewang Posts: 71 Member
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    Boss brought in donuts
    I politely said no thanks
    He said I was rude


    #jerkface
  • monkeynumber100
    monkeynumber100 Posts: 134 Member
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    ^HAHAHAHAHA he is a jerk face. Good for you for not eating the donuts.
  • monkeynumber100
    monkeynumber100 Posts: 134 Member
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    Intern has gone home
    Can do squats behind desk now
    This is much less odd
  • direwolfprincess
    direwolfprincess Posts: 261 Member
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    Four inch black work heels
    Day for a grey pencil skirt
    Makes squat days awkward

    That about sums it up... :embarassed:
  • CStone17
    CStone17 Posts: 37
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    I adore apples
    Too bad they're out of season
    When will Fall be back?
  • JamesterCK
    JamesterCK Posts: 109 Member
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    Day ten of the Shred
    Used to want to strangle Jill
    Is now just mild rage

    I thought this was appropriate, because when I first started the 30 Day Shred I got so annoyed by Jillian's constant banter. I just wanted her to shut up most of the time (and yes, I yelled at my TV for her to "shut the hell up!"). Now that I can physically do the exercises, I find myself a lot calmer, and not as verbally abusive to my TV! Sorry for the abuse Jillian, I was really just mad at myself for not being able to do the exercises, lol.
  • monkeynumber100
    monkeynumber100 Posts: 134 Member
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    Day ten of the Shred
    Used to want to strangle Jill
    Is now just mild rage

    THIS!!!

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