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Expressions you love

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  • glamouritz64
    glamouritz64 Posts: 85 Member
    "Sweating like a *kitten* in church,"

    and

    "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick!"

    Both always make me chuckle out loud. :-)

    *SCREAMING HOLLERING LAFFING*
  • glamouritz64
    glamouritz64 Posts: 85 Member
    I'm gonna fightchoo ... or ... I'm gonna punch you right in your throak. (neck/throat = throak)
    You're going to straight to hell in gasoline drawls...farting flames...smoking a cigarette.
    Well, iff'n it IZZZZ, I ain't never seent it! (Used when disagreeing with something someone said, but I don't want to offend.)
    Don't trick me, it ain't cute.
    *kitten* with me if you want to...you'll get f*cked.
    Go self-fornicate.
    That's how we're doing it now??
    SAY that!
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    hookers and blow...
  • columbiasmiles
    columbiasmiles Posts: 54 Member
    When I do something stupid ... F... Me Freddy ... I don't know who Freddy is and why I would want him to F...

    Your not first and you won't be the last. When someelse does somethng stupid.
  • columbiasmiles
    columbiasmiles Posts: 54 Member
    hookers and blow...

    I think I have a new saying ... LOL
  • gr8grl68
    gr8grl68 Posts: 417 Member
    Wicked Not Right

    "Shibby " or "Biscuits" are allowed around the kids

    Douche or D-Bag

    FAB-U-LOUS

    Groovy

    Fartknocker
  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member
    Definately a couple...

    I like to do things for "****s and giggles"
    and when describing a situation, "It's all gravy'
  • avasano
    avasano Posts: 487 Member
    "I could eat the *kitten* out of a billy goat." This always gets a smile, and a frown simultaneously.
  • avasano
    avasano Posts: 487 Member
    "I could eat the *kitten* out of a billy goat." This always gets a smile, and a frown simultaneously.
    And if I still don't eat I follow with "I could eat the *kitten* out of a skunk right now."
  • tdp8700
    tdp8700 Posts: 24
    Roll Tide

    Well bless your heart...
  • jayrdubya78
    jayrdubya78 Posts: 51 Member
    Pretty much anything I use with the F-bomb in it instantly becomes my favorite expression. After all, you can use it in so many different ways: as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, an entire sentence...it never fails me.
  • maybethistime70
    maybethistime70 Posts: 65
    ya think?

    sucking hind tit

    colder than a witches tit
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    wicked pisser (pronounced piss-ah) i say it all the time and i love it.

    like there are so many things that are best described as wicked pissah

    where is this free beer you speak of? lol

    Bahston rules!
  • 2012asv
    2012asv Posts: 702 Member
    I love you mom! Greatest words on earth.
  • Jani2416
    Jani2416 Posts: 275 Member
    Hey Red.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    "You have won $50,000,000. Please send $5,938 for processing your prize."

    I've been waiting two weeks since sending the money. They've gone quiet, though. I guess the processing takes a lot of work. Fortunately, I'm very patient.
  • AshleyRKnutson
    AshleyRKnutson Posts: 98 Member
    I love it when my 3 yr old daughter says "I'm sweating like a pig"....it's just funny to hear it come out of such a small person. :laugh:
  • kaotik26
    kaotik26 Posts: 590 Member
    Im fond of all the Redneckisms like "Happier than a tornado in a trailer park!" Also love Captain Jack's "Why is the rum gone?!" I ask that sometimes!! And my mom's favorite "We're off like a herd of turtles!"
  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
    "Busier than a one legged man in an *kitten* kicking contest"

    "Hotter than a 10 cent hooker on dime night"

    "Better than a kick in the *kitten* with a frozen boot"

    "What can you do when you live in a shoe? Move in next door to a boot and get laced!"

    "Giddyup!"

    And, of course, "cool beans". :-)
  • kimbly71
    kimbly71 Posts: 188
    Girl, she is a hot mess.

    Happier than a two-petered puppy.

    Son of a bisquit.

    :smile:
  • Drawing_a_Blank
    Drawing_a_Blank Posts: 14 Member
    No *kitten*, Sherlock
    Works fer me
    Are you f***ing kidding me?

    and my very favorite....

    Joo got it, main (said with a verrry bad Cuban accent)
  • jayrdubya78
    jayrdubya78 Posts: 51 Member
    It's hotter than two rats f***ing in a wool sock!
  • jayrdubya78
    jayrdubya78 Posts: 51 Member
    It's hotter than a nun's crotch!
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    "Savvy?"
    "Busier than a one-legged man in an a$skicking contest"
    "*kitten*-eating grin"
    "fer fook's sake" (said with heavy Irish brogue)
    "Proooooovee ittttt"

    Some of the ones you guys have posted are gold.
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    Is a frog's *kitten* water tight?! :happy:
  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
    It's hotter than two rats f***ing in a wool sock!

    This is fantastic. I'm going to try to use it at least once today!
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    So when your child "screws up", you can look them in the eye and say,
    "That's why some animals eat their young"!
    :happy: :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • gr8grl68
    gr8grl68 Posts: 417 Member
    Seriously? :huh:

    Knock it off (I think I say this WAAAAY to much to my kids--lol)

    Ummmmm . . . . . . NO. :noway:
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    "some people just need a high five...........................in the face....................with a chair."
  • amandaa02
    amandaa02 Posts: 57 Member
    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

    This is my most fav quote!!!!
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