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Good advice...

gwduker
gwduker Posts: 293
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
We have all been given advice in our lives, what is the best you ever got? My two are from my grandpa:

1. Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
2. Marry a woman with small hands, it makes your willy look bigger.

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  • kbeach08
    kbeach08 Posts: 184 Member
    :laugh: Ha ha ha wow that's awesome!!!:laugh: I can think of some pieces of advice that you have given me.... Think I will keep it too myself now though... lol :laugh: :wink:
  • Jani2416
    Jani2416 Posts: 275 Member
    I have long skinny fingers, I'm in trouble :sad:
  • FitnFabMichelle
    FitnFabMichelle Posts: 161 Member
    We have all been given advice in our lives, what is the best you ever got? My two are from my grandpa:

    1. Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
    2. Marry a woman with small hands, it makes your willy look bigger.

    That is some tremendous advice!!!! :) LOVE IT!
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Never stick your d!(k, that shoots a liquid, into something that is directly plugged into a wall socket.
  • winninga
    winninga Posts: 77 Member
    We have all been given advice in our lives, what is the best you ever got? My two are from my grandpa:

    1. Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
    2. Marry a woman with small hands, it makes your willy look bigger.

    I just laughed out loud at work. I'm already known as the loud, inappropriate goofy one! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • gwduker
    gwduker Posts: 293
    No one else has any good advice? Hmmmmm..

    Maybe I just have a warped sense of humor..... Naw that can't be it. :laugh:
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    I can't think of any at the moment.

    This just really made me miss my ornery gramps. He said that kind of stuff all the time :)
  • legs_n_bacon
    legs_n_bacon Posts: 478 Member
    Don't piss in the wind.

    Wear clean.underwear in case you get in an accident.

    Fighting for peace is like f*cking for virginity.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member

    2. Marry a woman with small hands, it makes your willy look bigger.

    This is why I only date asian women......
  • gwduker
    gwduker Posts: 293
    Don't piss in the wind.

    Wear clean.underwear in case you get in an accident.

    Fighting for peace is like f*cking for virginity.
    I was told these too. One more I just remembered from my best friends dad...

    If all you are screwing is a pretty face, you're missing out on a lot of screwing.
    And,
    No matter how good they look, someone is tired of screwing them...
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    1. You don't tug on Superman's cape
    2. You don't spit in the wind
    3. You don't pull the mask off the Lone Ranger
    4. You don't mess around with Jim....
  • gwduker
    gwduker Posts: 293
    Wow, I thought this would really take off. There I go thinking again.....
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