Gained 2lb overnight!!!

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  • nsimportant
    nsimportant Posts: 170 Member
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    I guess You where dreaming about food and You really overate in Your dream and ofc because You had such a vivid dream Your body needed to store that food and that's how you gained all that weight You know that grelin hormon and your dream overeating made You secrete tons of insulin and You converted all the food into FAT!.
    Ofc ill back this up with some random web url about looking at food and getting fat http://eatingplansforweightloss.info/sleep-weight-koss/looking-at-food-can-make-you-fat/ and http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18163975
    Scary!

    I hope none takes me seriously.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
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    I guess You where dreaming about food and You really overate in Your dream and ofc because You had such a vivid dream Your body needed to store that food and that's how you gained all that weight You know that grelin hormon and your dream overeating made You secrete tons of insulin and You converted all the food into FAT!.
    Ofc ill back this up with some random web url about looking at food and getting fat http://eatingplansforweightloss.info/sleep-weight-koss/looking-at-food-can-make-you-fat/ and http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18163975
    Scary!

    I hope none takes me seriously.

    It's no laughing matter. The other night, I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow. In the morning, I woke up to discover my pillow had disappeared.
  • smilesalot1969
    smilesalot1969 Posts: 392
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    I guess You where dreaming about food and You really overate in Your dream and ofc because You had such a vivid dream Your body needed to store that food and that's how you gained all that weight You know that grelin hormon and your dream overeating made You secrete tons of insulin and You converted all the food into FAT!.
    Ofc ill back this up with some random web url about looking at food and getting fat http://eatingplansforweightloss.info/sleep-weight-koss/looking-at-food-can-make-you-fat/ and http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18163975
    Scary!

    I hope none takes me seriously.

    love this!! i shall have to have a stern word with dream self to stop screwing up my weight loss :P
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
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    I guess You where dreaming about food and You really overate in Your dream and ofc because You had such a vivid dream Your body needed to store that food and that's how you gained all that weight You know that grelin hormon and your dream overeating made You secrete tons of insulin and You converted all the food into FAT!.
    Ofc ill back this up with some random web url about looking at food and getting fat http://eatingplansforweightloss.info/sleep-weight-koss/looking-at-food-can-make-you-fat/ and http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18163975
    Scary!

    I hope none takes me seriously.

    It's no laughing matter. The other night, I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow. In the morning, I woke up to discover my pillow had disappeared.
    You think you've got problems?

    The other night I dreamed I was eating my pillow. In the morning, I woke to discover my giant marshmallow had disappeared! :bigsmile:

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