Kids say the darndest things...

hahahaha!!!

Everyone is always telling me that I should write a book. My kids, say the darndest things.....every day (as i'm sure most do). My kids, can be pretty outrageously funny.

Last night, I had the following conversation with my 3 year old son.

Him: Mom, how did I get into your belly?
Me: Well son, I think you're a little too young to be hearing about the birds and the bees just yet, but i'll tell you this much. Sometimes, when a boy and a girl love eachother, they make a baby.
Him: Mom, I love you....and I want to make a baby.

*facepalm*

Here's to hoping he doesn't repeat that at school.

That is too funny!!! :laugh: I know I am going to end up having the same coversation with my son some day...Oh no!!:laugh:

that is fuuny!!!! My 6yr has asked the very same question.... I told him god put him there becuase mommy & daddy love each other and wanted a baby. Of course then he wants to know how he got out of my belly. That's where I'm glad I had a csection!! I just told him the dr cut him out.

So god put him there, dr cut him out!!! so simple.... well for now. lol

Everyone is always telling me that I should write a book. My kids, say the darndest things.....every day (as i'm sure most do). My kids, can be pretty outrageously funny.

Last night, I had the following conversation with my 3 year old son.

Him: Mom, how did I get into your belly?
Me: Well son, I think you're a little too young to be hearing about the birds and the bees just yet, but i'll tell you this much. Sometimes, when a boy and a girl love eachother, they make a baby.
Him: Mom, I love you....and I want to make a baby.

*facepalm*

Here's to hoping he doesn't repeat that at school.

That is truly adorable!!

I was babysitting and the little boy (who is about 8) was listening to Lady Gaga on the radio.. He then asked me what a 'Disco Stick' was.. I then said "Jake, the song is called 'Lovegame' do you want to ask any more questions?"

It took him about 2 minutes to realise what I meant and then shouted "euurrgghh!!"

:laugh: I got a real kick out of that!

LOL!!

We were flying back from Canada once, and my hubby was going to meet us at the airport... so my daughter is really anxious to see her daddy again, and I tell her he will be there waiting for us when we get to the other airport.

WELL.... I forgot to mention the fact that we had a stop in salt lake city first... we get off the airplane and there is this guy standing there fidgeting with his cell phone, and in my then 3 year old's defense, he kinda looked a little like my hubby. Suddenly my daughter breaks away from me, goes running towards this guys yelling "DAAADDDDDYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!" and wraps herself around his leg. This poor guy looked like a deer caught in headlights!! I just wanted to melt into the floor!! He looks at her and says "Im not your daddy!" and scuttled off....

Rather awkward.

LMAO!

my sons live with their dad during the school year. they came out a couple summers ago and when i picked them up at the airport, my middle son said, "MOM! YOU GOT SHORTER!"

no, sweetie, you got taller. logic, 7 year old has it >.<

this was the same child who almost got expelled from preschool for saying the F-word. *mom puts duct tape over her own mouth* oops...

lol awesome. My son asked how i was going to get the baby out of my belly and how i would know she was ready. I told him that the baby would let me know when she didnt have anymore room to grow and that I would go to the hospital and the doctor would help me get her out... and he asked.. how is the dr going to help?? and I replied, well, Mommy will be trying to get the baby out and the doctor will help... and then you can come see us. ... .. then I switched the subject...thats the best I could do in telling my 5 yr old how a baby is born without actually telling him...

This is why i love children. They are so god darn adorable. Everything is simple and they are so innocent.