Please Please Be My Friend

I couldn't find the tie pic, does this work?

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Can I have the cat's glasses?

If you're not grumpy, irritable, mean, evil, a cat lover, an extraterrestrial, black, brown, white, yellow, green, or a cow tipper, please be my friend!

I couldn't find the tie pic, does this work?

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Can I have the cat's glasses?

They broke unfortunately

his name is Liberace.

PLEASE be serious!!

Anyway, to just talk about myself and give zero f*cks for highjacking things, my cats are named Fats and Sketchy. Technically, they are a duo known as Fats McGee and Skinny Larry (both lady cats--zip it). So, Fats is 9 and was originally named Noodle for a few days, then it was changed to Leonard (an ex was calling her random man names and she seemed to respond more than once to "Leonard"). I almost never called her that, though, just some very embarassing weird sounds that I pretended were words.

So, about 3 years ago, I brought the other creature home. Initially she was named Chantel. Then I changed it to Chantal because I remembered Chantel is stupid and not a real name. I never called her by that name and she never responded. When I finally realized just how fat Leonard was getting (you should know that Sketchy is almost 4 and still looks like an older kitten because I could only feed them *all ages* food because the other animal is a binge eater), I decided to just bite the bullet and change her name to what I'd been calling her, "Fats". Then Fats McGee and Skinny Larrry just seemed correct.

About a year later, the future loser ex-boyfriend moved in and informed me that Skinny Larry, in fact, has an anxiety disorder and said she was very "sketchy", so that just became her name. She's a lot less sketchy now, but is far from not being sketchy. Also, I have somehow convinced her of the wonderfulness of meowing a lot and may soon come to regret that decision.

Also, Fats is a biter. Strictly love bites and not all the time, but still...

I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one who gives my pets ridiculous names

his name is Liberace.

PLEASE be serious!!

Anyway, to just talk about myself and give zero f*cks for highjacking things, my cats are named Fats and Sketchy. Technically, they are a duo known as Fats McGee and Skinny Larry (both lady cats--zip it). So, Fats is 9 and was originally named Noodle for a few days, then it was changed to Leonard (an ex was calling her random man names and she seemed to respond more than once to "Leonard"). I almost never called her that, though, just some very embarassing weird sounds that I pretended were words.

So, about 3 years ago, I brought the other creature home. Initially she was named Chantel. Then I changed it to Chantal because I remembered Chantel is stupid and not a real name. I never called her by that name and she never responded. When I finally realized just how fat Leonard was getting (you should know that Sketchy is almost 4 and still looks like an older kitten because I could only feed them *all ages* food because the other animal is a binge eater), I decided to just bite the bullet and change her name to what I'd been calling her, "Fats". Then Fats McGee and Skinny Larrry just seemed correct.

About a year later, the future loser ex-boyfriend moved in and informed me that Skinny Larry, in fact, has an anxiety disorder and said she was very "sketchy", so that just became her name. She's a lot less sketchy now, but is far from not being sketchy. Also, I have somehow convinced her of the wonderfulness of meowing a lot and may soon come to regret that decision.

Also, Fats is a biter. Strictly love bites and not all the time, but still...

I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one who gives my pets ridiculous names

My cats were going to start a Law Firm, Midas Shinken,....and Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo, combined they make the incredibly awesome law firm of Shinken and Shabadoo, personal injury lawyers.

his name is Liberace.

PLEASE be serious!!

Anyway, to just talk about myself and give zero f*cks for highjacking things, my cats are named Fats and Sketchy. Technically, they are a duo known as Fats McGee and Skinny Larry (both lady cats--zip it). So, Fats is 9 and was originally named Noodle for a few days, then it was changed to Leonard (an ex was calling her random man names and she seemed to respond more than once to "Leonard"). I almost never called her that, though, just some very embarassing weird sounds that I pretended were words.

So, about 3 years ago, I brought the other creature home. Initially she was named Chantel. Then I changed it to Chantal because I remembered Chantel is stupid and not a real name. I never called her by that name and she never responded. When I finally realized just how fat Leonard was getting (you should know that Sketchy is almost 4 and still looks like an older kitten because I could only feed them *all ages* food because the other animal is a binge eater), I decided to just bite the bullet and change her name to what I'd been calling her, "Fats". Then Fats McGee and Skinny Larrry just seemed correct.

About a year later, the future loser ex-boyfriend moved in and informed me that Skinny Larry, in fact, has an anxiety disorder and said she was very "sketchy", so that just became her name. She's a lot less sketchy now, but is far from not being sketchy. Also, I have somehow convinced her of the wonderfulness of meowing a lot and may soon come to regret that decision.

Also, Fats is a biter. Strictly love bites and not all the time, but still...