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Do you have one in your office?
So, the boss is on vacation this week and it never fails, we have one guy that alwyas takes advantage of the boss being away. We only get 30 mins for lunch because we work a 4 day week, any way, today he took an hour+ for lunch. I can almost gurantee that he will have a reason to leave early every day this week. Last week…
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9 things I hate about........
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the he** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their *kitten* to search the entire room for the T.V... remote because they…
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Ugggggggg Car trouble.
I had to have my car towed this morning because when I started it, it made this awful squeeling noise and smelled like burning rubber. So the dealership calls back and says it my a/c clutch and compressor. And of course, it's not covered under warranty. It's going to cost $1400!!!! I am so bummed.
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Government Bids
Okay, my boss has put me in charge of getting our company on Govt Bid Lists. The problem is I have no idea how to go about doing this. I have already registered our company with the CCR (Central Contractor Registration). After that I hit a dead end. According to my boss there are several more steps that need to be taken…
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I forgot how good it tastes!
I have been on a salad kick lately but today I wanted something different. I have been trying really hard to stay away from too many carbs and haven't had bread in FOREVER! I love me some bread. So today for lunch I went to Subway. Got a 6" on 9grain wheat, turkey breast/ham, swiss cheese, lite may and baked chips!!! It…
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Did you know???
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your…
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Favorite new commercial
Have any of you seen the new commercial with the talking pigs? They are at a resturaunt eating HAM! It's advertising for a new phone company or something but I just love the hand (uh hoof) gestures that these pigs do, it's hillarious! And they look sooooooooooo real!!! What are your favorite new commercials? Memaw
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Whew!!! But so glad to be back!
I started Jazzercise last night and she really worked me out!! I did Jazzercise about a year ago but I really didn't get into it like I did last night. I was sweating like a pig. Before, I always bragged because I would never sweat, well duh, that's because I didn't give it my all. I gave it my all last night and I was…
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Ever embarrassed your kids, purposely or not?
I was just sitting here and something made me think of a story that my kids still tell to this day as one of thier most embarrassing moments, being embarrassed by thier parents. It was summer time in S. Texas. Extremely hot. My daughter had a water bed that had developed a leak and we needed to find out where the little…
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Ahhhh to be 6 again! ha ha ha
To Be 6 Again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made…
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I feel so bad!
Last summer my husband and I bought a boat from a guy in our neighborhood. We took it out 2 or 3 times but really didn't use it. Then the hubby got a Harley and totally lost interest in the boat, so it has sat there since last summer. Well, when we found out that I wouldn't be getting any bonuses this year and we already…
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Yay! I'm getting excited!!
I have been looking for a Jazzercise class to fit my schedule, I work until 6pm Mon-Thurs. Well I found a class near work that starts at 6. So I talked to my wonderful boss and she said it would be okay for me to leave early enough to make it to the classes if I take a shorter lunch break. I almost never leave for lunch,…
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Tonight's the Night!!
For the contuation of the Biggest Loser! Did Mikey do it? Did he lose the 10lbs? Did we wait an entire week just to watch him be disappointed? I certainly hope he lost the 10lbs + some!!!! I thought that was awsome what he did last week for Aubry. I haven't even seen any pre-veiws for the show. I can't wait. Thoughts???…
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Business Breakfast
I am going to a business breakfast tomorrow at a mexican resturaunt. What can I eat from there? It's hard to have a healthy breakfast away from home. I'm scared!!! Memaw
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Jeff Dunham
We went to see Jeff Dunham last night and he was halarious!!! If you ever get the chance to see him in person, I say GO!! I laughed so hard I was crying. That had to burn some calories!!! Memaw
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too cute
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To be continued?????????????
I can't believe the Biggest Loser did this to us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stand it!!!! Couldn't tell the outcome from the previews either! Dang them!!!! Memaw:sad: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Spring Forward YAY!!!
I am so happy that we change the time this weekend. It will stay light outside longer!! I love that! I work till 6pm so by the time I get home it's already dark and that makes me not want to do anything. Now that the time will be changing I can work out in the yard or go for walks outside or something! YAY!!!! Memaw See,…
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Not sure how I should feel
A little back ground: Last year when my mother was dying and I was taking care of her, her entire family (except for one of my aunts) turned against me and said I was doing it all wrong but didn't offer to help. Make a long story short, after mom passed away, I wrote a letter and sent it to my grandmothers house. I told…
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Magic Dust
This is a cute one! One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the…
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Kinda bummed today
Well I woke up this morning feeling pretty good about life in general. I had lost another 3 lbs this week and things were looking up. Until........................................ I found out we will not be getting our bonuses this year, even though we have earned them. With no signed contracts for the rest of the year,…
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Too Heavy to Exercise?
Thought this might help some of you that are just starting out and need a starting point. http://health.msn.com/weight-loss/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100233408>1=31036 Memaw
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It's 2:15 AM!!!
I guess I should go to bed but I am just so darned hooked on MFP. I read the threads, then I go to play some free online games (I am hooked on FLIPWORDS) then I come back to MFP! It's a viscous cycle, make it stop!!!!! I want to go to bed but I don't want to. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Memaw
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I did it and I didn't pass out!!!
I was finally able to do the entire 1st chapter of Jillian Michaels' 30-day shred. I had tried it before and it just about killed me. I put it away for about a month and decided to try it last night. I did a little modification for the jumping jacks, I did REALLY BIG marches in place with my arms really moving but other…
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2 Nights of Biggest Loser!!
I am sooooo excited. This week there are 2 nights of biggest loser! Yeah!!! I think tonight they are going to get split up, no more couples, it will just be Bob's team vs Jillian's team! It's getting good!!!! Memaw
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Has this ever happened to you???
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these,…
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A Nice Gesture
I came back from lunch and had a beautiful buquet of flowers on my desk. I have NEVER gotten flowers at work before. They are from one of our subcontractors. That just made my day!!! Just had to share. Memaw
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Eat this not that guide to dining out
Just read this and thought it might be helpful to some of you that are struggling with what to eat when you go out. http://health.yahoo.com/experts/eatthis/25511/ultimate-fast-food-survival-guide/ Memaw
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Is this a success?
I have been on a salad kick lately and I either have no dressing or light ranch. Well I ordered a salad and forgot to say "Light" ranch. I put a LITTLE bit of the regular ranch on my salad and the taste was so strong, almost overwhelming! I didn't particularly like it.Thank goodness I only put a dab!!!! Can that be a…
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2007????
I just noticed that I have been a member here since Dec 2007. Is that possible??? I can't believe I let that year go by without really doing anything for my health! What was I thinking??? I am so glad I finally woke up!!!! I love this site. I don't know why I didn't utilize it like I should have, just think of how far…