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Newest Diet Craze's
Posts funny new diet craze's here! or AKA really funny bad dieting advice! I'll start
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Fat turning soft and weird feeling - what is up with it?
Hi guys! It's me with yet another weird weight loss question.. I've been pretty annoyed as I've lost quite a bit of weight but not much from my belly. Anyways I was noticing today my belly fat is really soft and squishy. And if you squeeze it you can feel like there is pieces inside of it, like it's not one piece of fat…
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2 Carb Brownies! 6g Protein! 90-160 cals! *PICS*
Thought I'd share this! ****************************** **********************WWWWWWWW EEEEOOOORRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWW WWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRTTTT TTT*************************** ************************ Low Carb Recipe Alert. Today I was craving Brownies... not the dry cake kind that you see the recipe for online.. GROSS…
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BBJ - I gained 1829 lbs in 60 days!!!
WHAT A BARGAIN!!!
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I'm jealous of a friend that I inspired.
Not sure where to put this... Anyways... I'm jealous of a guy I inspired to lose weight. A friend of mine 2 years ago saw me lose over 100lbs of weight, I was running 5k's and 10k's. He told me that it inspired him to take up a weight loss competition for a fitness magazine. He did awesome, he actually won his division and…
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Geek Humor!
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Fun Fact Friday!!
Figured it's a good time to learn fun facts about each other! Useless Facts About Me. 1. I own every He-man action figurine and all accessories but one. The original Man of Arms. (I own all the castles, battle cats and armor, and all the battle action versions of figurines.) 2. I love hardcore rap. 3. I have a love for bad…
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He who lost it... but then found it.
Title may have you thinking I lost my mind. That is debatable! I'm a computer nerd who loves golf and photography. 2 years ago I lost over 120lbs (Started out at 384lbs), then life decided to kick me in the proverbial jewels. Over two years of a whirlwind I gained roughly 50lbs of that weight back. My career and other…
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Psoriasis can increase obseity?
I had never heard this before today. I suffer from severe plaque psoriasis and I had quit taking my shot until my new insurance took effect. Just found this interesting. I've had psoriasis since I was 5 years old and had never heard this. http://www.healthcentral.com/skin-care/c/1443/162090/psoriasis-risk-illnesses/
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So you'd do anything to be skinny...
I have a list of ways to help that scale move!!! ;-) Clip finger and toenails 1 ounce maximum Haircut 2-6 ounces Drastic Haircut / Headshave 4-12 ounces Cut/Trim Hair 1 oz. (ladies) 3 oz. (men) Remove a wart 1 oz. Take a diuretic 1-3 pounds (temporary) Take a laxative 1-2 pounds (temporary) Colon Therapy / Enema 2-3 pounds…
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I am a yoyo. See me spin!
Yo...Yo... Mic Check. I am a yo-yo. I'd be a skinner yo-yo if I'd learn to walk the dog! Anyways, I've been on here off and on for a long time. I've been through some interesting phases of MFP life. At one point in time I lost over 100lbs, that was two years ago.I gained roughly 50lbs back in 2 years. Had marriage issues,…
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Phentermine, The Pill that Makes Me Crazy as a Loon
I've did it. I'm most likely in a crazed and crazy as hell state again. I've been dieting for 2 weeks before and lost 3lbs, decent weight loss, then I went back on Phentermine and Topiramate and I've lost 12lbs in one week. It's not a healthy weight loss, and the worst part is the anxiety it causes me, and the fact I'm…
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Convinced a co-worker that Almond Flour is a carb.
Well it's Friday, which is sometimes a bit slower then usual. One of the other co-workers here has been on a big diet and eating Almond Flour items. Today I got a couple other co-workers to follow my lead and when they offered a low-carb cookie they made I said no thanks, I'm eating low carb. They said.. This was made with…
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The gym that causes me marriage stress!!
Well can't really blame it on the gym. Just thought I'd share a fun (not really) experience I've had lately and a bit of a rant. My wife, god bless her soul, decided she wants to work out with me. I'm all cool with that and I said okay we can go to the gym the same time. So we go, and I notice right away she apparently…
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Super Fast Ways to Lose Weight!
Everyone coming on here saying you need to lose x amount of pounds by tomorrow.. YOU'RE WELCOME!! ;-) Clip finger and toenails 1 ounce maximum Haircut 2-6 ounces Drastic Haircut / Headshave 4-12 ounces Cut/Trim Hair 1 oz. (ladies) 3 oz. (men) Remove a wart 1 oz. Take a diuretic 1-3 pounds (temporary) Take a laxative 1-2…
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Stressed, Fat, and Mental.
Title got your attention didn't it. Now you are asking yourself, is this guy CRAZY and MENTAL. I don't think I am, but I don't know if people who are crazy and mental would know if they were. Thus it re-begins. I've been around MFP for a long time now. I lost around 100lbs there for a bit, I've kept about 70lbs off on what…
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60 calorie chocolate peanut butter fudge (w/pic)
Ingredients: One 18.3 ounce box of Betty Crocker Fudge Brownies - Chewy Brownie Mix 2 cups canned pure pumpkin 2 tablespoons reduced-fat peanut butter Heat oven to 350. Thow the pumpkin and brownie mix into a bowel and stir it until smooth. Spray a 9X9 pan with nonstick and then pour in the mix. Then take the peanut butter…
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Anyone else hate the taste of Ground Turkey?
I was just curious, I'm looking at moving over to using bison as I just can't stand the taste of ground turkey. I've tried a couple brands now. I know bison is a bit more but I've had it and it's closer tasting to ground beef. I was wondering if anyone had any other way to use ground turkey that makes it taste more like…
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Winter Blizzard Q - 2013
Who is getting hit with Blizzard Q currently. I live in Missouri and we have lots and lots and lots of snow!! I'm an amateur golfer and I was watching match play on the PGA tour in Arizona and I saw where they had to cancel yesterday's matches after they got 4 inches of snow in Arizona! We are projected for around 12-17…
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Something you do for free that most people pay for.
I cut my families and my own hair. I also mend my own clothes. (Home Economics came in handy!!!) What do you do yourself that most people pay someone to do?
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Isaraeli Law Bans Skinny, BMI-Challenged Models.
Just saw this on Channel 4 news tonight. http://abcnews.go.com/International/israeli-law-bans-skinny-bmi-challenged-models/story?id=18116291 This article is from a month ago. Very interesting. They have to mark when a photo is photo shopped now.
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Women, learn to pull up your pants!
So I went to man up and throw heavy stuff around at my gym. So I'm lifting and working out and do weighted sit ups and this lady who is always in the gym the same time as me. Very nice lady and very fit. Anyways she pops in an insanity DVD and starts warming up on the mat next to me. I look over and coming out of her Yoga…
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I gained 1,285 pounds in 1 week.
So I've been on this new diet drinking Body by Jabba shakes and in week I've went from Then after JUST ONE WEEK!! TO I'm not too worried as I heard muscle weighs more than fat. Helps that I have a lady in a metal bikini to mix me my shakes and bring them to me. Lucky enough that came free when you put a year supply of…
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Muscle does not weigh more than fat... PROOF..
Superman weighs 215 pounds and has roughly the same shoulder and frame that I have. According to research on the internet. I weigh 300 pounds and I have more fat then Superman. I also looked up body fat % and by the numbers I found on the internet and my own numbers I have proven that fat is 1.283% heavier then muscle. Now…
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31g protein ICECREAM ONLY 5g carbs.. Is ths real life??
YES it's real life.. and it's dang tasty.. http://sinorslim.com/desserts/keto-cookie-dough-ice-cream/ I used a Chocolate Peanut Butter Protein powder from Gaspari, stats are pretty darn close!! Macro Nutrient Breakdown: Total Fat 3g Saturated 0g Unsaturated 3g Carbohydrates 5g Sugar 1g Protein 31g Calories 175
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2 minute 120 calories HIGH protein Low Sugar cinnamon rolls!
I'm going to let you in on the ultimate way to make cinnamon rolls.. and it only takes 2 minutes to cook.. Yes that is right in under 5 minutes(including prep time) you can have cinnamon rolls! NEARLY SUGAR FREE! You may look at these and think, ehhh no way.. Trust me try it.. They are amazing this way. You can cook any…
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2 minute 120 calories HIGH protein cinnamon rolls!
I'm going to let you in on the ultimate way to make cinnamon rolls.. and it only takes 2 minutes to cook.. Yes that is right in under 5 minutes(including prep time) you can have cinnamon rolls! NEARLY SUGAR FREE! You may look at these and think, ehhh no way.. Trust me try it.. They are amazing this way. You can cook any…
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The Battle of the Bathroom Spider!!
Not cool!, Not cool!... I REALLY had to poop.... so I go to the bathroom..... THERE WAS A GIANT SPIDER IN THE TOILET...I MEAN HUGE HUGE.....I quickly snapped a shot from a distance then I quickly dived for the handle to flush the sucker..I flushed the toilet and it just p!$$ed the spider off, it's all flailing with it's…
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Any other Chivers or Chivettes here?
KCCO :-)