I gained 1,285 pounds in 1 week.

d2footballJRC
d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
edited November 12 in Chit-Chat
So I've been on this new diet drinking Body by Jabba shakes and in week I've went from

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Then after JUST ONE WEEK!! TO

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I'm not too worried as I heard muscle weighs more than fat. Helps that I have a lady in a metal bikini to mix me my shakes and bring them to me. Lucky enough that came free when you put a year supply of shakes on auto order as my wife left me a couple days ago because she said I was getting too muscular.

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  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    bahaha you funny
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    awesome gains brah!
  • suelegal
    suelegal Posts: 1,282 Member
    LOL very funny
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    Do you even lift?
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    Flavors?
  • Ocarina
    Ocarina Posts: 1,550 Member
    :heart: :drinker:

    How do you get such a solid stomach???? Tips plz!!!!!!!
  • ickybella
    ickybella Posts: 1,438 Member
    I wouldn't worry. It's probably all muscle.
  • liftandcycle
    liftandcycle Posts: 209
    You're my inspiration! i need this shake!
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    two questions:
    - are you wearing a jetpack in the 'before' photo?
    - are you saying that jabba weighs less than a whale?
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    awesome gains brah!

    I kno rite? Must be Cell Tech in those shakes.
  • TexasGirl_Amie
    TexasGirl_Amie Posts: 215
    wow, just wow.
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    two questions:
    - are you wearing a jetpack in the 'before' photo?
    - are you saying that jabba weighs less than a whale?

    1. I wish.
    2. I'm a small jabba, but don't worry in 2 months I'll be much larger than even the blue whale if these muscle gains keep up!
  • erxkeel
    erxkeel Posts: 553 Member
    Cool, I shot your cousin all to hell last night on SWOR.
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    You so funny!
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    Flavors?

    Galactic Grape is my favorite.

    There is also:
    Fruit Punch Force
    Sand People Strawberry
    R2-D2 Punch
    Lukes Hard Lemonade
    Vaders Dark Cherry
  • sexyminxinthemaking
    sexyminxinthemaking Posts: 451 Member
    ha ha that really made me lol :laugh:
  • liftandcycle
    liftandcycle Posts: 209
    Galactic Grape is my favorite.

    There is also:
    Fruit Punch Force
    Sand People Strawberry
    R2-D2 Punch
    Lukes Hard Lemonade
    Vaders Dark Cherry

    I lol'ed soo hard!
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
    shecksayyy!
  • StephTheBookworm
    StephTheBookworm Posts: 177 Member
    Hot!
  • Woooolywool
    Woooolywool Posts: 136 Member
    haha aw man, you're amazing for posting this! :'D
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    Do you even lift?

    I lift the shakes to my lips which according to the bottle is pretty amazing, after 3 weeks I'll have so much muscle mass that I'll have to drink out of straws as my bones won't have the ability to handle me lifting my arms.
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    Flavors?

    Galactic Grape is my favorite.

    There is also:
    Fruit Punch Force
    Sand People Strawberry
    R2-D2 Punch
    Lukes Hard Lemonade
    Vaders Dark Cherry



    So...you don't recommend Jawa Java or Wookie Choc Chip Cookie? Only the fruit flavors?
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
    HAVE YOU TAKEN MEASUREMENTS? MUSCLE WEIGHS MORE THAN FAT....
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    Flavors?

    Galactic Grape is my favorite.

    There is also:
    Fruit Punch Force
    Sand People Strawberry
    R2-D2 Punch
    Lukes Hard Lemonade
    Vaders Dark Cherry



    So...you don't recommend Jawa Java or Wookie Choc Chip Cookie? Only the fruit flavors?

    Those both have caffeine which messes with my complexion. I don't want acne spots on my huge muscles.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    That shake has done wonders for your complexion, too!
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    Well, you know why you've gained so much.

    You weren't eating back your exercise calories so you went into starvation mode and your body stopped burning fat altogether. DUH.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    OMG BRAH YOUR RIPPED!
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    OMG BRAH YOUR RIPPED!

    I kno bro, the Striated muscles is out of this world.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    From Wookiepedia:

    Full-grown adult Hutts were very large creatures, boasting a total body-weight as much as a metric ton. Perhaps unsurprisingly, they were often semi-sedentary, spending their days lounging lazily and traveling on repulsorlift sleds or palanquins borne by teams of slaves. Most of their bulk rested in their bulging belly and thick, slug-like tail, adding to their impression of bloated corruption. In Hutt society, weight was equated with power and status, so thin Hutts were derided as weak and unworthy.
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    From Wookiepedia:

    Full-grown adult Hutts were very large creatures, boasting a total body-weight as much as a metric ton. Perhaps unsurprisingly, they were often semi-sedentary, spending their days lounging lazily and traveling on repulsorlift sleds or palanquins borne by teams of slaves. Most of their bulk rested in their bulging belly and thick, slug-like tail, adding to their impression of bloated corruption. In Hutt society, weight was equated with power and status, so thin Hutts were derided as weak and unworthy.

    So that is why I'm growing a tail.
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