I gained 1,285 pounds in 1 week.

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  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    Do you even lift?

    I lift the shakes to my lips which according to the bottle is pretty amazing, after 3 weeks I'll have so much muscle mass that I'll have to drink out of straws as my bones won't have the ability to handle me lifting my arms.
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
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    Flavors?

    Galactic Grape is my favorite.

    There is also:
    Fruit Punch Force
    Sand People Strawberry
    R2-D2 Punch
    Lukes Hard Lemonade
    Vaders Dark Cherry



    So...you don't recommend Jawa Java or Wookie Choc Chip Cookie? Only the fruit flavors?
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
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    HAVE YOU TAKEN MEASUREMENTS? MUSCLE WEIGHS MORE THAN FAT....
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    Flavors?

    Galactic Grape is my favorite.

    There is also:
    Fruit Punch Force
    Sand People Strawberry
    R2-D2 Punch
    Lukes Hard Lemonade
    Vaders Dark Cherry



    So...you don't recommend Jawa Java or Wookie Choc Chip Cookie? Only the fruit flavors?

    Those both have caffeine which messes with my complexion. I don't want acne spots on my huge muscles.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    That shake has done wonders for your complexion, too!
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,829 Member
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    Well, you know why you've gained so much.

    You weren't eating back your exercise calories so you went into starvation mode and your body stopped burning fat altogether. DUH.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    OMG BRAH YOUR RIPPED!
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    OMG BRAH YOUR RIPPED!

    I kno bro, the Striated muscles is out of this world.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
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    From Wookiepedia:

    Full-grown adult Hutts were very large creatures, boasting a total body-weight as much as a metric ton. Perhaps unsurprisingly, they were often semi-sedentary, spending their days lounging lazily and traveling on repulsorlift sleds or palanquins borne by teams of slaves. Most of their bulk rested in their bulging belly and thick, slug-like tail, adding to their impression of bloated corruption. In Hutt society, weight was equated with power and status, so thin Hutts were derided as weak and unworthy.
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    From Wookiepedia:

    Full-grown adult Hutts were very large creatures, boasting a total body-weight as much as a metric ton. Perhaps unsurprisingly, they were often semi-sedentary, spending their days lounging lazily and traveling on repulsorlift sleds or palanquins borne by teams of slaves. Most of their bulk rested in their bulging belly and thick, slug-like tail, adding to their impression of bloated corruption. In Hutt society, weight was equated with power and status, so thin Hutts were derided as weak and unworthy.

    So that is why I'm growing a tail.
  • PlunderBunneh
    PlunderBunneh Posts: 1,705 Member
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    Lots of lolling, teevum.
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    Funny, you are
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
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    OMG OMG OMG!!!! WOULD YOUR GAIN BE CALLED A SHAKE WEIGHT????



    BAHAHAHAHHAHAAA:laugh:
  • mamamc03
    mamamc03 Posts: 1,067 Member
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    What he didn't tell you is that he was photoshopped...this is the original!

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    Pizza the Hut from Space Balls
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    This weekend was a great weekend. I doubled the shakes and gained an extra 783 pounds!
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    HAVE YOU TAKEN MEASUREMENTS? MUSCLE WEIGHS MORE THAN FAT....

    Went off the shakes for a couple months and lost 272lbs of pure muscle, started them back up.. Hopefully I get to mega Jabba status again soon!

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