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phxhousingsolutions
phxhousingsolutions Posts: 17 Member
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I want to hear the lamest and best pick up line's. Let's hear some great ones and laugh...
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  • phxhousingsolutions
    phxhousingsolutions Posts: 17 Member
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    That's so great! Lmao
  • phxhousingsolutions
    phxhousingsolutions Posts: 17 Member
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    Hehe, not all of them...
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,206 Member
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    Some guy came up to me and said "Excuse me, how much does a polar bear weigh...enough to break the ice, im John" smh.. just no.

    Another classy guy asked me "Excuse me miss, but are you famous?" "um no..." "Becuase your so beautiful you must be from the stars"
  • Lifeonmars2015
    Lifeonmars2015 Posts: 667 Member
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    your legs must be hurting, cause you've been running in my dreams all night
  • Lifeonmars2015
    Lifeonmars2015 Posts: 667 Member
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    your dress would look even better on the bedroom floor
  • phxhousingsolutions
    phxhousingsolutions Posts: 17 Member
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    I have had guys say weird stuff, but not any of that. That must of been awkward
  • phxhousingsolutions
    phxhousingsolutions Posts: 17 Member
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    Lol leg must tried...
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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    I had a guy come up to me with his eyes closed, grabbed my breast andn then apologized saying "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your name tag was in braille".
  • DragonShoe_GCole
    DragonShoe_GCole Posts: 138 Member
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    madhatter2013 wrote: »
    I had a guy come up to me with his eyes closed, grabbed my breast andn then apologized saying "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your name tag was in braille".

    And after you kicked him in the balls, he did what?
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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    Well, unfortunately I was a shy 20 yr old with a whole family full of blind people (I learned to place Chess on a braille board) so I was the only one that actually thought it was kind of creative. Nothing came out of it, but still creative in my mind. Looking back now, it was lame.
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,206 Member
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    Lifeonmars2015 wrote: »
    your legs must be hurting, cause you've been running in my dreams all night

    Sounds like a good way to loose weight, you keep dreaming and ill keep getting skinnier!

  • DragonShoe_GCole
    DragonShoe_GCole Posts: 138 Member
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    soldiergrl_101 wrote: »
    Some guy came up to me and said "Excuse me, how much does a polar bear weigh...enough to break the ice, im John" smh.. just no.

    Classic! Do you even "Hall Pass??!"

  • phxhousingsolutions
    phxhousingsolutions Posts: 17 Member
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    Hall pass, loved that movie!
    So funny
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,834 Member
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    although this isn't a pick up line, some scammer on Facebook sent me a message this morning that said "your a pretty lady and I wills love to know you. i works in the military"

  • CTnicktellis
    CTnicktellis Posts: 846 Member
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    Hey baby what's your sign lol
  • musthavescentscanada
    musthavescentscanada Posts: 27 Member
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    I have tequila at my mom's house.
    Wanna do it?
    -_-
    No. No.
  • phxhousingsolutions
    phxhousingsolutions Posts: 17 Member
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    Lol fb, scammer and classic pick up line's. What every little girl dreams of....lol
  • mizzzc
    mizzzc Posts: 346 Member
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    Heres one I have as my pick up line on POF: Hey! You dropped something!! My Number!!!!! LOL works every time....

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