lame pick up line's....
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phxhousingsolutions
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I want to hear the lamest and best pick up line's. Let's hear some great ones and laugh...
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That's so great! Lmao0
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Hehe, not all of them...0
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Some guy came up to me and said "Excuse me, how much does a polar bear weigh...enough to break the ice, im John" smh.. just no.
Another classy guy asked me "Excuse me miss, but are you famous?" "um no..." "Becuase your so beautiful you must be from the stars"0 -
your legs must be hurting, cause you've been running in my dreams all night0
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your dress would look even better on the bedroom floor0
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I have had guys say weird stuff, but not any of that. That must of been awkward0
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Lol leg must tried...0 -
I had a guy come up to me with his eyes closed, grabbed my breast andn then apologized saying "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your name tag was in braille".0
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madhatter2013 wrote: »I had a guy come up to me with his eyes closed, grabbed my breast andn then apologized saying "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your name tag was in braille".
And after you kicked him in the balls, he did what?
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Well, unfortunately I was a shy 20 yr old with a whole family full of blind people (I learned to place Chess on a braille board) so I was the only one that actually thought it was kind of creative. Nothing came out of it, but still creative in my mind. Looking back now, it was lame.0
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Lifeonmars2015 wrote: »your legs must be hurting, cause you've been running in my dreams all night
Sounds like a good way to loose weight, you keep dreaming and ill keep getting skinnier!
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soldiergrl_101 wrote: »Some guy came up to me and said "Excuse me, how much does a polar bear weigh...enough to break the ice, im John" smh.. just no.
Classic! Do you even "Hall Pass??!"
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Hall pass, loved that movie!
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although this isn't a pick up line, some scammer on Facebook sent me a message this morning that said "your a pretty lady and I wills love to know you. i works in the military"
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Hey baby what's your sign lol0
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I have tequila at my mom's house.
Wanna do it?
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No. No.0 -
Lol fb, scammer and classic pick up line's. What every little girl dreams of....lol0
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Heres one I have as my pick up line on POF: Hey! You dropped something!! My Number!!!!! LOL works every time....0
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