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captainfantastic94
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in Chit-Chat
Lets make a "chit chat" story
Everyone Write a paragraph and we will see how it turns out
Everyone Write a paragraph and we will see how it turns out
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While hitting up chit chat and chilling. He came across a very attractive female's profile picture. so he pm'd said woman and said, "hey! what's up?". She responded, "you tell me big fella." then of course one or the other mentioned something about using a messenger to message because it would be more convenient. ...0
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But it wasn't a catfish! it was just a very friendly lady wanting to chat away and make an internet friend because the conversation just flowed so easily and they seemed to have so much in common.1
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Pics were shared and then immediately posted to the interwebs for the masses to view2
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They really had a lot in common because it turned out they had the same genitals! And one of them still lived their mom's basement.3
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then they realized they were Siamese twins separated at birth. And that is why they shared the same genitals! And then the guy and girl felt really wierded out by their initial attraction to each other.1
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So they both started looking through chit chat again to find another love interest. They searched and searched until they found the perfect one. So they thought.0
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This is painful but funny.1
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »So they both started looking through chit chat again to find another love interest. They searched and searched until they found the perfect one. So they thought.
They decided to keep an eye out for each other. If they saw someone in the threads that seemed sweet and funny they would let their brother or sister know about it! so they started lurking the selfie thread and fun and games
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The dude decided that some days the threads made him feel dead and other days he felt alive. He needed to be noticed so he started posting lots of selfies and his thirst became unquenchable. The girl was starting to feel left out and bitter, all she could do was roll her eyes and report his risky behavior but never told him. She pretended all was normal when they talked.6
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OutOfUserName wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »The dude decided that some days the threads made him feel dead and other days he felt alive. He needed to be noticed so he started posting lots of selfies and his thirst became unquenchable. The girl was starting to feel left out and bitter, all she could do was roll her eyes and report his risky behavior but never told him. She pretended all was normal when they talked.
i feel like this is a true story
Lmao. Just observations!!1 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »The dude decided that some days the threads made him feel dead and other days he felt alive. He needed to be noticed so he started posting lots of selfies and his thirst became unquenchable. The girl was starting to feel left out and bitter, all she could do was roll her eyes and report his risky behavior but never told him. She pretended all was normal when they talked.
i feel like this is a true story
Lmao. Just observations!!
lies! now im gonna think of you when the super duper awesome dude goes back to jail and eventually banned again hahaha!
Lol I have never even used the report button but this does all seem like it really could happen here, doesn't it?0 -
He caught MFP herpes. From too much time in Fun and Games.5
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Then his vocabulary started shrinking to things like yes, no, pass, would bang. It got even worse the longer he went. All he says now is 10/10, abp, ntm. And he had a new crush everyday. Sometimes every hour.2
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Then his vocabulary started shrinking to things like yes, no, pass, would bang. It got even worse the longer he went. All he says now is 10/10, abp, ntm. And he had a new crush everyday. Sometimes every hour.
You left out asl1 -
then as his battery was going dead, he saw a vision of an angel post a picture in the "I'm not a catfish selfie" thread (or something like that). he gasped and hurried to find his phone charger. By this time the angel's pm box was filling up with, "do you have kik?" pm's.2
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He quickly and carefully typed the three letters that ne knew would win her heart.... H.. .E.....Y3
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