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The brand new smokin hot woman in the selfie thread had all the male mfpers dribbling, falling over themselves. The new hot woman smiled at the attention, for only she knew that she was a he and in fact a 68 year old grandad named Trevor.3
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »The brand new smokin hot woman in the selfie thread had all the male mfpers dribbling, falling over themselves. The new hot woman smiled at the attention, for only she knew that she was a he and in fact a 68 year old grandad named Trevor.
All the attention on this one super hot woman made the other thirsty people in the selfie thread furious, and they flagged every single post of the super hot woman. The others even went as far as posting risqué pics, borderline of breaking the MFP guidelines.4 -
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Super hot woman created a "I can't help that I'm so popular" thread and gave wonderful tips on how you could be as hot as her:
1) don't ever smile
2) don't have sex, sin ages you.
But most importantly
3)stay inside, curtains closed with a peanut butter face mask for 5 hours a day
Unfortunately, she became too hot and imploded. Leaving many men writing vague messages about their lost love.7 -
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There was so much ebanging going on that 80% of female mfpers became epregnant and had ebabies but the men mfpers wouldn't pay esupport5
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »There was so much ebanging going on that 80% of female mfpers became epregnant and had ebabies but the men mfpers wouldn't pay esupport
But it wasn't just the men. Some of the emoms were found unfit, so the edaddies had custody. This gave new meaning to the jail bars on some people's profile pics.4 -
The mods sent everyone a message about internet protection. They made a new section called Daycare where you could leave your e-accidents while you got busy trying to find a baby daddy.4
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And then one thoughtful mfp'er sent Pumpkin Spice Condom gift baskets out to 12 lucky recipients. Includes a tube of Pumpkin Spice Lube, & Pumpkin Spice Whipped Cream. Just in time for Halloween.4
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LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »And then one thoughtful mfp'er sent Pumpkin Spice Condom gift baskets out to 12 lucky recipients. Includes a tube of Pumpkin Spice Lube, & Pumpkin Spice Whipped Cream. Just in time for Halloween.
The condoms in mine were expires but they smelled great1 -
We use smell as one of our main sources of judgment. For example, if you don’t like the smell of cantaloupe, then you aren’t going to eat it. Or if you can’t stand the smell of beer, you more than likely won’t go around drinking it. In a sense, smell gives us our first impression of many different things. According to Dr. Alan Hirsch of the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago, “MeeseeksAndDestroy is a thespian." He also said, "People judge a product based on the way it smells. If it smells good, we perceive it as good.” This could be for anything from food, a type of perfume, an air freshener, or even the scent of a car.0
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LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »And then one thoughtful mfp'er sent Pumpkin Spice Condom gift baskets out to 12 lucky recipients. Includes a tube of Pumpkin Spice Lube, & Pumpkin Spice Whipped Cream. Just in time for Halloween.
But for the first day of fall she went and bought HEB homemade tortillas and socks. Socks, because she is worried about the sock market. Tortillas, because she is from Texas and wants to have a party with fellow Texans.
She set the date of the part for Saturday, September 23rd at 7pm1 -
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Upon realising her mistake, she knew itncouldn't be fixed so she set fire to her home and left them all to burn2
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Upon leaving her burning house, she joined @MeeseeksAndDestroy and left in a hot air balloon.3
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She immediately regretted it because she realized she burned her very expensive Gucci dress1
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A random intercourse scene is thrown into this story, it’s Tommy Wiseau and Ellie Kemper. Tommy continuously yells “You’re tearing me apart Lisa!” during the scene.
A Durex logo appears. “While she may tear you apart, we won’t ever be torn.”
This story sponsored by Durex.
Don't do that to ellie kemper:(SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Upon leaving her burning house, she joined @MeeseeksAndDestroy and left in a hot air balloon.
The basket catches fire and they have to jump into a lake' they hold eachother forbsafety, then @meeseeksAndDestroy laughs and lets go and flies away, leaving her to splash into the water by herself2 -
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It turns out that the world ending was a huge hoax and now there is a crab epidemic. Everyone was in a panic over the world ending and boinked whomever they found on the street. There is now not enough crab ointment to cure them all.2
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beingmore1 wrote: »Then everyone reading this who doesn't have mfp premium spontaneously combusts.
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Super duper awesome dude thought it was the end, he was wrong .. as the crab epidemic took hold and his wife noticed him scratching she did the only thing she could .. set fire to his crotch.2
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Yeah wtf why?0
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Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »captainfantastic94 wrote: »Yeah wtf why?
It got chippy with that Cajun fella and the powers that be must have turned it off.
I always miss the good stuff0
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