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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    She felt so special, like she was his only one because that is what he kept telling her. She had written their names in a heart so it was official, they were MFP married.
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    She felt so special, like she was his only one because that is what he kept telling her. She had written their names in a heart so it was official, they were MFP married.

    She told all her friends 'his wife doesn't appreciate him' and 'they have been growing apart for a long time'
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    then suddenly!!! some random woman comes on for one post about all of the women on mfp that are after her man and they can have him because she is done!
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    Then it turns out it was actually him, hoping to fuel the thirst for him
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    His friends' recipes were way better than his wife's and he just couldn't quit them. He was addicted until heisacheater started posting the recipe conversations in public.
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    The twins found out and went balistic, saving the recipes, they stopped for a minute and thought about how they had never asked for his creditnscore
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    Meanwhile username iamhisonlyone is waiting patiently for sheistheonly one to tell her he loves her
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Then a brand new super hot woman starts blowing up the selfie thread, taking away all the male attention from the mediocre-ish cute ladies.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    The brand new smokin hot woman in the selfie thread had all the male mfpers dribbling, falling over themselves. The new hot woman smiled at the attention, for only she knew that she was a he and in fact a 68 year old grandad named Trevor.
  • Bluetail6
    Bluetail6 Posts: 2,874 Member
    Can't stop laughing :D:D:D:D!!
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    The brand new smokin hot woman in the selfie thread had all the male mfpers dribbling, falling over themselves. The new hot woman smiled at the attention, for only she knew that she was a he and in fact a 68 year old grandad named Trevor.

    All the attention on this one super hot woman made the other thirsty people in the selfie thread furious, and they flagged every single post of the super hot woman. The others even went as far as posting risqué pics, borderline of breaking the MFP guidelines.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    There was so much ebanging going on that 80% of female mfpers became epregnant and had ebabies but the men mfpers wouldn't pay esupport

    But it wasn't just the men. Some of the emoms were found unfit, so the edaddies had custody. This gave new meaning to the jail bars on some people's profile pics.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    The mods sent everyone a message about internet protection. They made a new section called Daycare where you could leave your e-accidents while you got busy trying to find a baby daddy.
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    And then one thoughtful mfp'er sent Pumpkin Spice Condom gift baskets out to 12 lucky recipients. Includes a tube of Pumpkin Spice Lube, & Pumpkin Spice Whipped Cream. Just in time for Halloween.