Story time!

Lets make a "chit chat" story

Everyone Write a paragraph and we will see how it turns out
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  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    While hitting up chit chat and chilling. He came across a very attractive female's profile picture. so he pm'd said woman and said, "hey! what's up?". She responded, "you tell me big fella." then of course one or the other mentioned something about using a messenger to message because it would be more convenient. ...
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    But it wasn't a catfish! it was just a very friendly lady wanting to chat away and make an internet friend because the conversation just flowed so easily and they seemed to have so much in common.
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    Pics were shared and then immediately posted to the interwebs for the masses to view
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    They really had a lot in common because it turned out they had the same genitals! And one of them still lived their mom's basement.
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    then they realized they were Siamese twins separated at birth. And that is why they shared the same genitals! And then the guy and girl felt really wierded out by their initial attraction to each other.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    So they both started looking through chit chat again to find another love interest. They searched and searched until they found the perfect one. So they thought.
  • GlassAngyl
    GlassAngyl Posts: 478 Member
    This is painful but funny.
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    So they both started looking through chit chat again to find another love interest. They searched and searched until they found the perfect one. So they thought.
    we're dorks.... :D

    They decided to keep an eye out for each other. If they saw someone in the threads that seemed sweet and funny they would let their brother or sister know about it! so they started lurking the selfie thread and fun and games
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    The dude decided that some days the threads made him feel dead and other days he felt alive. He needed to be noticed so he started posting lots of selfies and his thirst became unquenchable. The girl was starting to feel left out and bitter, all she could do was roll her eyes and report his risky behavior but never told him. She pretended all was normal when they talked.

    i feel like this is a true story :D:D:D

    Lmao. Just observations!!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    The dude decided that some days the threads made him feel dead and other days he felt alive. He needed to be noticed so he started posting lots of selfies and his thirst became unquenchable. The girl was starting to feel left out and bitter, all she could do was roll her eyes and report his risky behavior but never told him. She pretended all was normal when they talked.

    i feel like this is a true story :D:D:D

    Lmao. Just observations!!

    lies! now im gonna think of you when the super duper awesome dude goes back to jail and eventually banned again hahaha!

    Lol I have never even used the report button but this does all seem like it really could happen here, doesn't it?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited September 2017
    Then his vocabulary started shrinking to things like yes, no, pass, would bang. It got even worse the longer he went. All he says now is 10/10, abp, ntm. And he had a new crush everyday. Sometimes every hour.
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    Then his vocabulary started shrinking to things like yes, no, pass, would bang. It got even worse the longer he went. All he says now is 10/10, abp, ntm. And he had a new crush everyday. Sometimes every hour.

    You left out asl
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    then as his battery was going dead, he saw a vision of an angel post a picture in the "I'm not a catfish selfie" thread (or something like that). he gasped and hurried to find his phone charger. By this time the angel's pm box was filling up with, "do you have kik?" pm's.
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    He quickly and carefully typed the three letters that ne knew would win her heart.... H.. .E.....Y