Story time!

captainfantastic94

Lets make a "chit chat" story

Everyone Write a paragraph and we will see how it turns out

nolan44219

While hitting up chit chat and chilling. He came across a very attractive female's profile picture. so he pm'd said woman and said, "hey! what's up?". She responded, "you tell me big fella." then of course one or the other mentioned something about using a messenger to message because it would be more convenient. ...

nolan44219

But it wasn't a catfish! it was just a very friendly lady wanting to chat away and make an internet friend because the conversation just flowed so easily and they seemed to have so much in common.

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captainfantastic94

Pics were shared and then immediately posted to the interwebs for the masses to view

RunHardBeStrong

They really had a lot in common because it turned out they had the same genitals! And one of them still lived their mom's basement.

nolan44219

then they realized they were Siamese twins separated at birth. And that is why they shared the same genitals! And then the guy and girl felt really wierded out by their initial attraction to each other.

RunHardBeStrong

So they both started looking through chit chat again to find another love interest. They searched and searched until they found the perfect one. So they thought.

GlassAngyl

This is painful but funny.

nolan44219

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

So they both started looking through chit chat again to find another love interest. They searched and searched until they found the perfect one. So they thought.

we're dorks....

They decided to keep an eye out for each other. If they saw someone in the threads that seemed sweet and funny they would let their brother or sister know about it! so they started lurking the selfie thread and fun and games

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RunHardBeStrong

The dude decided that some days the threads made him feel dead and other days he felt alive. He needed to be noticed so he started posting lots of selfies and his thirst became unquenchable. The girl was starting to feel left out and bitter, all she could do was roll her eyes and report his risky behavior but never told him. She pretended all was normal when they talked.

RunHardBeStrong

OutOfUserName wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

The dude decided that some days the threads made him feel dead and other days he felt alive. He needed to be noticed so he started posting lots of selfies and his thirst became unquenchable. The girl was starting to feel left out and bitter, all she could do was roll her eyes and report his risky behavior but never told him. She pretended all was normal when they talked.

i feel like this is a true story

Lmao. Just observations!!

RunHardBeStrong

OutOfUserName wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

OutOfUserName wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

The dude decided that some days the threads made him feel dead and other days he felt alive. He needed to be noticed so he started posting lots of selfies and his thirst became unquenchable. The girl was starting to feel left out and bitter, all she could do was roll her eyes and report his risky behavior but never told him. She pretended all was normal when they talked.

i feel like this is a true story

Lmao. Just observations!!

lies! now im gonna think of you when the super duper awesome dude goes back to jail and eventually banned again hahaha!

Lol I have never even used the report button but this does all seem like it really could happen here, doesn't it?

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Just_Mel_

He caught MFP herpes. From too much time in Fun and Games.

RunHardBeStrong

Then his vocabulary started shrinking to things like yes, no, pass, would bang. It got even worse the longer he went. All he says now is 10/10, abp, ntm. And he had a new crush everyday. Sometimes every hour.

captainfantastic94

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Then his vocabulary started shrinking to things like yes, no, pass, would bang. It got even worse the longer he went. All he says now is 10/10, abp, ntm. And he had a new crush everyday. Sometimes every hour.

You left out asl

nolan44219

then as his battery was going dead, he saw a vision of an angel post a picture in the "I'm not a catfish selfie" thread (or something like that). he gasped and hurried to find his phone charger. By this time the angel's pm box was filling up with, "do you have kik?" pm's.

captainfantastic94

He quickly and carefully typed the three letters that ne knew would win her heart.... H.. .E.....Y

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RunHardBeStrong

She felt so special, like she was his only one because that is what he kept telling her. She had written their names in a heart so it was official, they were MFP married.

captainfantastic94

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

She felt so special, like she was his only one because that is what he kept telling her. She had written their names in a heart so it was official, they were MFP married.

She told all her friends 'his wife doesn't appreciate him' and 'they have been growing apart for a long time'

nolan44219

then suddenly!!! some random woman comes on for one post about all of the women on mfp that are after her man and they can have him because she is done!

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captainfantastic94

Then it turns out it was actually him, hoping to fuel the thirst for him

RunHardBeStrong

His friends' recipes were way better than his wife's and he just couldn't quit them. He was addicted until heisacheater started posting the recipe conversations in public.

captainfantastic94

The twins found out and went balistic, saving the recipes, they stopped for a minute and thought about how they had never asked for his creditnscore

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captainfantastic94

Meanwhile username iamhisonlyone is waiting patiently for sheistheonly one to tell her he loves her

Just_Mel_

Then a brand new super hot woman starts blowing up the selfie thread, taking away all the male attention from the mediocre-ish cute ladies.