Should we just break up?

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  • tmm_0127
    tmm_0127 Posts: 545 Member
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    You should.



    With Miller 64. That's just crap.

    ^^^
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Oh. My. Gawd. That's TERRIBLE! You have to STOP drinking that crap!

    Yeah? Well I told you not to change your username and you see where that got me??
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    I'm gonna deep fry em!

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    Blah blah people are humping blah blah get yo skank hands off my man blah

    What matters here is that deep fried pickle spears are amazing. SPEARS! Not slices.

    the chips are ok, as long as you eat them hot. before they get all soft. soft =/= fun
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Oh. My. Gawd. That's TERRIBLE! You have to STOP drinking that crap!

    Yeah? Well I told you not to change your username and you see where that got me??

    For real, I was completely lost for a good 15 minutes.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I would also like to submit this in my defense.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxLS-cpgbe0

    OMG... LOL I'm totally in for the threesome now.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
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    I would also like to submit this in my defense.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxLS-cpgbe0

    OMG... LOL I'm totally in for the threesome now.


    YAY!!! Our two headed love child is going to be awesome!!!!! (Again though, I refuse to quit drinking in order to carry it. Just sayin.)
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    Oh. My. Gawd. That's TERRIBLE! You have to STOP drinking that crap!

    Yeah? Well I told you not to change your username and you see where that got me??
    Oh stop. I put the underwear back.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Does this mean that I should return our Lovers Toilet? I was having it engraved with our names and a likeness of Miss Pickles.

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    Please point to where the quills are going to be located on this picture... then I shall render my decision.

    First, let me just fix that for you.

    I was thinking thinking on the your side of the tank. And perhaps a few small ones around the toilet seat for good measure.

    Then I was going to wrap it all in duct tape.

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Oh. My. Gawd. That's TERRIBLE! You have to STOP drinking that crap!

    Yeah? Well I told you not to change your username and you see where that got me??
    Oh stop. I put the underwear back.

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  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
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    I got to "Miller 64" and stopped reading.

    I advise using the "quick add calories" feature. It hides all sorts of shame.
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
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    You should.



    With Miller 64. That's just crap.

    Seriously.

    Agreed. Plus a lover's toilet?!?! Just WOW that this item exists.
  • EmbraceTheDarkSide
    EmbraceTheDarkSide Posts: 514 Member
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    I take back the castration recommendation.

    You were asking for it...
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    I would also like to submit this in my defense.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxLS-cpgbe0

    OMG... LOL I'm totally in for the threesome now.


    YAY!!! Our two headed love child is going to be awesome!!!!! (Again though, I refuse to quit drinking in order to carry it. Just sayin.)

    I think that it has been well established in this thread that that is perfectly acceptable as long as you aren't drinking Miller 64.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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    Dear OP... If you trust and love your man, you should have no insecurities about who he speaks to or when he speaks to them. You are obviously a beautiful and intelligent woman and should trust the fact you are worth coming home to. Besides, I hear you cook like a bandit and the way to a man's heart is though his stomach. I also hear that if you need to use the secondary access to his heart (AKA: the zipper) you're good to go there too.

    In the end, you're paranoid for absolutely no reason.
  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486
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    I would also like to submit this in my defense.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxLS-cpgbe0

    OMG... LOL I'm totally in for the threesome now.


    YAY!!! Our two headed love child is going to be awesome!!!!! (Again though, I refuse to quit drinking in order to carry it. Just sayin.)

    will it look like this?

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Dear OP... If you trust and love your man, you should have no insecurities about who he speaks to or when he speaks to them. You are obviously a beautiful and intelligent woman and should trust the fact you are worth coming home to. Besides, I hear you cook like a bandit and the way to a man's heart is though his stomach. I also hear that if you need to use the secondary access to his heart (AKA: the zipper) you're good to go there too.

    In the end, your paranoid for absolutely no reason.

    :drinker:
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    It's time for a threesome...I'll set up the camera

    But if you are in the room, doesn't it make it a foursome???
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I got to "Miller 64" and stopped reading.

    I advise using the "quick add calories" feature. It hides all sorts of shame.

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    It's time for a threesome...I'll set up the camera

    But if you are in the room, doesn't it make it a foursome???

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    (I've never been able to repeat gif before.... *marks calendar*)
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
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    Dear OP... If you trust and love your man, you should have no insecurities about who he speaks to or when he speaks to them. You are obviously a beautiful and intelligent woman and should trust the fact you are worth coming home to. Besides, I hear you cook like a bandit and the way to a man's heart is though his stomach. I also hear that if you need to use the secondary access to his heart (AKA: the zipper) you're good to go there too.

    In the end, your paranoid for absolutely no reason.


    Who the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks is this buffoon and what the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks does he know about anything?

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