Should we just break up?
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Dear OP... If you trust and love your man, you should have no insecurities about who he speaks to or when he speaks to them. You are obviously a beautiful and intelligent woman and should trust the fact you are worth coming home to. Besides, I hear you cook like a bandit and the way to a man's heart is though his stomach. I also hear that if you need to use the secondary access to his heart (AKA: the zipper) you're good to go there too.
In the end, your paranoid for absolutely no reason.
That's all great, but I think the question we're all asking ourselves is what kind of beer does HE drink?0 -
Murder is the answer.0
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Dear OP... If you trust and love your man, you should have no insecurities about who he speaks to or when he speaks to them. You are obviously a beautiful and intelligent woman and should trust the fact you are worth coming home to. Besides, I hear you cook like a bandit and the way to a man's heart is though his stomach. I also hear that if you need to use the secondary access to his heart (AKA: the zipper) you're good to go there too.
In the end, your paranoid for absolutely no reason.
Nice Profile Pic, you man-slore!
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Dear OP... If you trust and love your man, you should have no insecurities about who he speaks to or when he speaks to them. You are obviously a beautiful and intelligent woman and should trust the fact you are worth coming home to. Besides, I hear you cook like a bandit and the way to a man's heart is though his stomach. I also hear that if you need to use the secondary access to his heart (AKA: the zipper) you're good to go there too.
In the end, your paranoid for absolutely no reason.
That's all great, but I think the question we're all asking ourselves is what kind of beer does HE drink?
*sigh* good beer. I don't know how he puts up with me... but one time he saw me drink REAL alcohol and I think he figured out there's a reason I don't do that anymore *LOL*0 -
Dear OP... If you trust and love your man, you should have no insecurities about who he speaks to or when he speaks to them. You are obviously a beautiful and intelligent woman and should trust the fact you are worth coming home to. Besides, I hear you cook like a bandit and the way to a man's heart is though his stomach. I also hear that if you need to use the secondary access to his heart (AKA: the zipper) you're good to go there too.
In the end, your paranoid for absolutely no reason.
Don't trust this person, OP. I found a typo.0 -
Easy fix. Switch to a real beer, and ditch that crap.
If that doesn't work, I think you should just make love to me. Ms. Pickles can film. That will teach him. Oh. yeah.0 -
Every morning I come on MFP to dutifully log the Miller 64 I consumed the night before... and every single morning I see this slore named "Iceberg_Simpson" talking to my manfriend for HOURS before we've even been able to exchange a goodmorning.
Why is he talking to her every morning before he talks to me? I mean... rude or WHAT? Does this mean he doesn't love me? What should I do?
Are you making your manfriend enough sandwiches? How about breakfast sandwiches?0 -
No...that's actually perfect. More beer for him. He can leave a nice cold sixer of local IPA in your fridge and it will still be there when he comes back. He should definitely realize what good thing he's got going.Dear OP... If you trust and love your man, you should have no insecurities about who he speaks to or when he speaks to them. You are obviously a beautiful and intelligent woman and should trust the fact you are worth coming home to. Besides, I hear you cook like a bandit and the way to a man's heart is though his stomach. I also hear that if you need to use the secondary access to his heart (AKA: the zipper) you're good to go there too.
In the end, your paranoid for absolutely no reason.
That's all great, but I think the question we're all asking ourselves is what kind of beer does HE drink?
*sigh* good beer. I don't know how he puts up with me... but one time he saw me drink REAL alcohol and I think he figured out there's a reason I don't do that anymore *LOL*
There's only one answer here: give him an ultimatum.0 -
I think you should castrate him live
I thought this said Crate him...
and I was going to agree....
but it actually says castrate..which may...just MAY work better...
because then....vinegar....and jar...
would make pickle!!!!
we all know how you love pickles.
This. Is. Awesome. :laugh:0 -
Never fear, I'm newly pals with your manfriend and will get to him before Iceberg does.
Oh wait, this doesn't solve anything. For you.
you're a browns fan, though... not sure I can trust you to win at anything
Maybe, but downtown we have people like Anthony Sowell and Ariel Castro who would just love to meet you!
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No...that's actually perfect. More beer for him. He can leave a nice cold sixer of local IPA in your fridge and it will still be there when he comes back. He should definitely realize what good thing he's got going.Dear OP... If you trust and love your man, you should have no insecurities about who he speaks to or when he speaks to them. You are obviously a beautiful and intelligent woman and should trust the fact you are worth coming home to. Besides, I hear you cook like a bandit and the way to a man's heart is though his stomach. I also hear that if you need to use the secondary access to his heart (AKA: the zipper) you're good to go there too.
In the end, your paranoid for absolutely no reason.
That's all great, but I think the question we're all asking ourselves is what kind of beer does HE drink?
*sigh* good beer. I don't know how he puts up with me... but one time he saw me drink REAL alcohol and I think he figured out there's a reason I don't do that anymore *LOL*
There's only one answer here: give him an ultimatum.
This is true... his IPA's stay in the fridge until he kills them.
An ultimatum it is!0 -
Every morning I come on MFP to dutifully log the Miller 64 I consumed the night before... and every single morning I see this slore named "Iceberg_Simpson" talking to my manfriend for HOURS before we've even been able to exchange a goodmorning.
Why is he talking to her every morning before he talks to me? I mean... rude or WHAT? Does this mean he doesn't love me? What should I do?
Are you making your manfriend enough sandwiches? How about breakfast sandwiches?
This one time I made a really bad dry turkey and cheese sammich. But I tried to make up for it with Quiche Lorraine, Chicken Satay, and Filet Mignon w/ Shrimp!0 -
Yay! I love ultimatums!
No...that's actually perfect. More beer for him. He can leave a nice cold sixer of local IPA in your fridge and it will still be there when he comes back. He should definitely realize what good thing he's got going.Dear OP... If you trust and love your man, you should have no insecurities about who he speaks to or when he speaks to them. You are obviously a beautiful and intelligent woman and should trust the fact you are worth coming home to. Besides, I hear you cook like a bandit and the way to a man's heart is though his stomach. I also hear that if you need to use the secondary access to his heart (AKA: the zipper) you're good to go there too.
In the end, your paranoid for absolutely no reason.
That's all great, but I think the question we're all asking ourselves is what kind of beer does HE drink?
*sigh* good beer. I don't know how he puts up with me... but one time he saw me drink REAL alcohol and I think he figured out there's a reason I don't do that anymore *LOL*
There's only one answer here: give him an ultimatum.
This is true... his IPA's stay in the fridge until he kills them.
An ultimatum it is!
OK....he has to give her up or.....he has to drink Miller 64 from now on AND you'll only make him half sandwiches.0 -
After careful reevaluation, I agree with the majority and you should ditch the loser. UNLESS he has some awesome skills. Like mechanic skills, carpernter skills, snow removal skills, computer skills, you know skills!
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I am sorry. While I have nothing to add to the real topic of this thread, I must state for the record that assigned seating on a love toilet only limits options rather than expands horizons. This is against the spirit of the couples pooping together movement, or is it the couples moving together poop? Either will work.
Oh, and Miller 64 is not saving your liver. It is killing it while also denying it a noble death.0 -
Maybe you should tie him to a chair and eat a JJ Gargantuan in front of him, just to make him suffer a little. Naked, even.0
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After careful reevaluation, I agree with the majority and you should ditch the loser. UNLESS he has some awesome skills. Like mechanic skills, carpernter skills, snow removal skills, computer skills, you know skills!
Oh... he's got skills a'ight.
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I am sorry. While I have nothing to add to the real topic of this thread, I must state for the record that assigned seating on a love toilet only limits options rather than expands horizons. This is against the spirit of the couples pooping together movement, or is it the couples moving together poop? Either will work.
Oh, and Miller 64 is not saving your liver. It is killing it while also denying it a noble death.
*hangs head in shame* Why are you always so right, Doorki?0 -
After careful reevaluation, I agree with the majority and you should ditch the loser. UNLESS he has some awesome skills. Like mechanic skills, carpernter skills, snow removal skills, computer skills, you know skills!
Oh... he's got skills a'ight.
I hate my friends for putting this on the internet....sigh.0 -
I am sorry. While I have nothing to add to the real topic of this thread, I must state for the record that assigned seating on a love toilet only limits options rather than expands horizons. This is against the spirit of the couples pooping together movement, or is it the couples moving together poop? Either will work.
Oh, and Miller 64 is not saving your liver. It is killing it while also denying it a noble death.
*hangs head in shame* Why are you always so right, Doorki?
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After careful reevaluation, I agree with the majority and you should ditch the loser. UNLESS he has some awesome skills. Like mechanic skills, carpernter skills, snow removal skills, computer skills, you know skills!
Oh... he's got skills a'ight.
Since we're talking about skills....
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Yes, but can he....After careful reevaluation, I agree with the majority and you should ditch the loser. UNLESS he has some awesome skills. Like mechanic skills, carpernter skills, snow removal skills, computer skills, you know skills!
Oh... he's got skills a'ight.
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After careful reevaluation, I agree with the majority and you should ditch the loser. UNLESS he has some awesome skills. Like mechanic skills, carpernter skills, snow removal skills, computer skills, you know skills!
Oh... he's got skills a'ight.
Since we're talking about skills....
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After careful reevaluation, I agree with the majority and you should ditch the loser. UNLESS he has some awesome skills. Like mechanic skills, carpernter skills, snow removal skills, computer skills, you know skills!
Oh... he's got skills a'ight.
Since we're talking about skills....
this is why i hate sneezing during anal...........................cleanses
edited to add cleanses...cause I forgot that word.....totally forgot that......word.0 -
After careful reevaluation, I agree with the majority and you should ditch the loser. UNLESS he has some awesome skills. Like mechanic skills, carpernter skills, snow removal skills, computer skills, you know skills!
Oh... he's got skills a'ight.
Since we're talking about skills....
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Every morning I come on MFP to dutifully log the Miller 64 I consumed the night before... and every single morning I see this slore named "Iceberg_Simpson" talking to my manfriend for HOURS before we've even been able to exchange a goodmorning.
Why is he talking to her every morning before he talks to me? I mean... rude or WHAT? Does this mean he doesn't love me? What should I do?
Are you making your manfriend enough sandwiches? How about breakfast sandwiches?
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To imagine myself doing this to my guyfriend here :laugh: :laugh:0 -
This thread is the best thing on MFP today.0
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