Should we just break up?
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I'm not sure about the relationship part, but you should definitely STOP drinking Miller 64. Just because they brew that swill in your hometown doesn't require you to drink it.
Don't hate on me and my 64! I'm SAVING my liver AND meeting my daily water requirement!!!
I'm SMRT!0 -
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That's probably it. Don't tell him I'm 90 minutes away from any decent beaches.
He always sends me good junk!IDK... Does he send her junk? I mean the kind that he send me is tame and all. Nothing that screams he doesn't love you.
Maybe he wants to move to Florida and is trying to entice you with his man-pickle?
I live down the street from the beaches...I am the best kind of Sneetch also!0 -
you told me it wasn't a big deal.......and now I come here.....dafuq.....
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THAT'S IT! I'm done with you and your confessional!!0 -
Oh. My. Gawd. That's TERRIBLE! You have to STOP drinking that crap!0
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Never fear, I'm newly pals with your manfriend and will get to him before Iceberg does.
Oh wait, this doesn't solve anything. For you.
you're a browns fan, though... not sure I can trust you to win at anything
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I'm gonna deep fry em!
Blah blah people are humping blah blah get yo skank hands off my man blah
What matters here is that deep fried pickle spears are amazing. SPEARS! Not slices.
he totally showed me the light this summer....he's right...listen to the man0 -
I'm gonna deep fry em!
Blah blah people are humping blah blah get yo skank hands off my man blah
What matters here is that deep fried pickle spears are amazing. SPEARS! Not slices.
I have to get in on this. I rolled my spear in kettle chips yesterday and fell IN LOVE! I need to take it to the next level and deep fry em... Or go to the local pub and just order some (I choose option
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You should.
With Miller 64. That's just crap.
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Oh. My. Gawd. That's TERRIBLE! You have to STOP drinking that crap!
Yeah? Well I told you not to change your username and you see where that got me??0 -
I'm gonna deep fry em!
Blah blah people are humping blah blah get yo skank hands off my man blah
What matters here is that deep fried pickle spears are amazing. SPEARS! Not slices.
the chips are ok, as long as you eat them hot. before they get all soft. soft =/= fun0 -
Oh. My. Gawd. That's TERRIBLE! You have to STOP drinking that crap!
Yeah? Well I told you not to change your username and you see where that got me??
For real, I was completely lost for a good 15 minutes.0 -
OMG... LOL I'm totally in for the threesome now.0 -
OMG... LOL I'm totally in for the threesome now.
YAY!!! Our two headed love child is going to be awesome!!!!! (Again though, I refuse to quit drinking in order to carry it. Just sayin.)0 -
Oh stop. I put the underwear back.Oh. My. Gawd. That's TERRIBLE! You have to STOP drinking that crap!
Yeah? Well I told you not to change your username and you see where that got me??0 -
Does this mean that I should return our Lovers Toilet? I was having it engraved with our names and a likeness of Miss Pickles.
Please point to where the quills are going to be located on this picture... then I shall render my decision.
First, let me just fix that for you.
I was thinking thinking on the your side of the tank. And perhaps a few small ones around the toilet seat for good measure.
Then I was going to wrap it all in duct tape.
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Oh stop. I put the underwear back.Oh. My. Gawd. That's TERRIBLE! You have to STOP drinking that crap!
Yeah? Well I told you not to change your username and you see where that got me??
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I got to "Miller 64" and stopped reading.
I advise using the "quick add calories" feature. It hides all sorts of shame.0 -
You should.
With Miller 64. That's just crap.
Seriously.
Agreed. Plus a lover's toilet?!?! Just WOW that this item exists.0 -
I take back the castration recommendation.
You were asking for it...0 -
OMG... LOL I'm totally in for the threesome now.
YAY!!! Our two headed love child is going to be awesome!!!!! (Again though, I refuse to quit drinking in order to carry it. Just sayin.)
I think that it has been well established in this thread that that is perfectly acceptable as long as you aren't drinking Miller 64.0 -
Dear OP... If you trust and love your man, you should have no insecurities about who he speaks to or when he speaks to them. You are obviously a beautiful and intelligent woman and should trust the fact you are worth coming home to. Besides, I hear you cook like a bandit and the way to a man's heart is though his stomach. I also hear that if you need to use the secondary access to his heart (AKA: the zipper) you're good to go there too.
In the end, you're paranoid for absolutely no reason.0 -
OMG... LOL I'm totally in for the threesome now.
YAY!!! Our two headed love child is going to be awesome!!!!! (Again though, I refuse to quit drinking in order to carry it. Just sayin.)
will it look like this?
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Dear OP... If you trust and love your man, you should have no insecurities about who he speaks to or when he speaks to them. You are obviously a beautiful and intelligent woman and should trust the fact you are worth coming home to. Besides, I hear you cook like a bandit and the way to a man's heart is though his stomach. I also hear that if you need to use the secondary access to his heart (AKA: the zipper) you're good to go there too.
In the end, your paranoid for absolutely no reason.
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It's time for a threesome...I'll set up the camera
But if you are in the room, doesn't it make it a foursome???0 -
I got to "Miller 64" and stopped reading.
I advise using the "quick add calories" feature. It hides all sorts of shame.
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It's time for a threesome...I'll set up the camera
But if you are in the room, doesn't it make it a foursome???
(I've never been able to repeat gif before.... *marks calendar*)0 -
Dear OP... If you trust and love your man, you should have no insecurities about who he speaks to or when he speaks to them. You are obviously a beautiful and intelligent woman and should trust the fact you are worth coming home to. Besides, I hear you cook like a bandit and the way to a man's heart is though his stomach. I also hear that if you need to use the secondary access to his heart (AKA: the zipper) you're good to go there too.
In the end, your paranoid for absolutely no reason.
Who the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks is this buffoon and what the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks does he know about anything?0
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