Should we just break up?

odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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Every morning I come on MFP to dutifully log the Miller 64 I consumed the night before... and every single morning I see this slore named "Iceberg_Simpson" talking to my manfriend for HOURS before we've even been able to exchange a goodmorning.

Why is he talking to her every morning before he talks to me? I mean... rude or WHAT? Does this mean he doesn't love me? What should I do?
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  • EmbraceTheDarkSide
    EmbraceTheDarkSide Posts: 514 Member
    I think you should castrate him live
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    You should.



    With Miller 64. That's just crap.
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  • Sovi_
    Sovi_ Posts: 575 Member
    IDK... Does he send her junk? I mean the kind that he send me is tame and all. Nothing that screams he doesn't love you.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    It's time for a threesome...I'll set up the camera
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    You should take your pickle and go home!

    Who needs em?!?!?! :grumble:
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    Listen, I worry about that girl with my man friend too. She always says good morning to him and I can't even be ****ed to do that. Maybe we should just let her have both of them and we can turn to each other instead.


    I'm also saying this because you might want to preemptively break up before he learns about your Miller 64 habit....
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    have you tried waiting in the bushes and then chasing?

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    have you tried waiting in the bushes and then chasing?

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    No, but I do sleep outside his window.... And I bring candies.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Does this mean that I should return our Lovers Toilet? I was having it engraved with our names and a likeness of Miss Pickles.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Every morning I come on MFP to dutifully log the Miller 64 I consumed the night before... and every single morning I see this slore named "Iceberg_Simpson" talking to my manfriend for HOURS before we've even been able to exchange a goodmorning.

    Why is he talking to her every morning before he talks to me? I mean... rude or WHAT? Does this mean he doesn't love me? What should I do?

    It's over, clearly. I think he should not even realize there are other females living in the world besides you. If he loved you, that's what he would do.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    IDK... Does he send her junk? I mean the kind that he send me is tame and all. Nothing that screams he doesn't love you.
    He always sends me good junk!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Listen, I worry about that girl with my man friend too. She always says good morning to him and I can't even be ****ed to do that. Maybe we should just let her have both of them and we can turn to each other instead.


    I'm also saying this because you might want to preemptively break up before he learns about your Miller 64 habit....

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  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    OMG, I'm so glad my conversations wtih your man are only thru PM and our pretty pictures. You gonna cut me, aren't you?
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  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486
    I think you should castrate him live

    I thought this said Crate him...

    and I was going to agree....

    but it actually says castrate..which may...just MAY work better...

    because then....vinegar....and jar...

    would make pickle!!!!


    we all know how you love pickles.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Never fear, I'm newly pals with your manfriend and will get to him before Iceberg does.

    Oh wait, this doesn't solve anything. For you.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Does this mean that I should return our Lovers Toilet? I was having it engraved with our names and a likeness of Miss Pickles.

    [img]http://l.yimg.com/os/en-US/video/video.snl.com/SNL_0716_03_The_Love_Toilet.png[\img] Please point to where the quills are going to be located on this picture... then I shall render my decision.[/img]
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Never fear, I'm newly pals with your manfriend and will get to him before Iceberg does.

    Oh wait, this doesn't solve anything. For you.

    Don't you even TRY goin full Mexican on me, Sklut!
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I'm not sure about the relationship part, but you should definitely STOP drinking Miller 64. Just because they brew that swill in your hometown doesn't require you to drink it.
  • nihil_gnome
    nihil_gnome Posts: 17
    Wait, this is a dating site? I've been going about it all wrong. Shoot.
  • EmbraceTheDarkSide
    EmbraceTheDarkSide Posts: 514 Member
    Never fear, I'm newly pals with your manfriend and will get to him before Iceberg does.

    Oh wait, this doesn't solve anything. For you.

    you're a browns fan, though... not sure I can trust you to win at anything :(
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I bet he's just trying get a thressome going, can you blame him!?


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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I think you should castrate him live

    I thought this said Crate him...

    and I was going to agree....

    but it actually says castrate..which may...just MAY work better...

    because then....vinegar....and jar...

    would make pickle!!!!


    we all know how you love pickles.

    I'm gonna deep fry em!

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  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Does this mean that I should return our Lovers Toilet? I was having it engraved with our names and a likeness of Miss Pickles.

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    Please point to where the quills are going to be located on this picture... then I shall render my decision.

    First, let me just fix that for you.

    I was thinking thinking on the your side of the tank. And perhaps a few small ones around the toilet seat for good measure.

    Then I was going to wrap it all in duct tape.
  • Desterknee
    Desterknee Posts: 1,056 Member
    You should.



    With Miller 64. That's just crap.

    Seriously.
  • DJManos
    DJManos Posts: 220
    It's time for a threesome...I'll set up the camera

    Most likely this....
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Never fear, I'm newly pals with your manfriend and will get to him before Iceberg does.

    Oh wait, this doesn't solve anything. For you.

    Don't you even TRY goin full Mexican on me, Sklut!

    I do not know what this is... is this code for a dirty Sanchez?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    IDK... Does he send her junk? I mean the kind that he send me is tame and all. Nothing that screams he doesn't love you.
    He always sends me good junk!

    Maybe he wants to move to Florida and is trying to entice you with his man-pickle?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    IDK... Does he send her junk? I mean the kind that he send me is tame and all. Nothing that screams he doesn't love you.
    He always sends me good junk!

    Maybe he wants to move to Florida and is trying to entice you with his man-pickle?
    That's probably it. Don't tell him I'm 90 minutes away from any decent beaches.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    you told me it wasn't a big deal.......and now I come here.....dafuq.....

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