Safe for work swearing
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captainfantastic94
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What are your safe for work swear words, for when you can't actually swear?
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I work for the Marine Corps... cussing is almost a requirement. LOL!6
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frack
whiskey tango foxtrot
scheiss2 -
I say 'cheese and rice' a lot at my job4
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One of my co workers swears in almost every sentence, so I don't think it matters really. I don't typically swear, I like to think of more creative words to express myself. Swearing is so overdone I don't think it has much impact really.1
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I use a few key business phrases to replace "*kitten* you":
"Okay, no problem"
"Yes sir"
"Good Morning"
"Sincerest Regards,"
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threecheers20 wrote: »work_on_it wrote: »I use a few key business phrases to replace "*kitten* you":
"Okay, no problem"
"Yes sir"
"Good Morning"
"Sincerest Regards,"
Also....
Whatever you say
My mistake
Of course, you are right
I'll get right on that
Sure no problem
All code for bleep you.
Teeth clenched and eyes bulging out of their sockets0 -
God you're such a fidget spinner.1
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I say "You're a peach." to coworkers all the time. They take it as a compliment, but little do they know every time I see a peach I throw it on the ground and stomp it into oblivion. I've been banned from every farmer's market within a 50 mile radius.5
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threecheers20 wrote: »work_on_it wrote: »I use a few key business phrases to replace "*kitten* you":
"Okay, no problem"
"Yes sir"
"Good Morning"
"Sincerest Regards,"
Also....
Whatever you say
My mistake
Of course, you are right
I'll get right on that
Sure no problem
All code for bleep you.
I have yet to say "I'll get right on that" without sounding noticably sarcastic.
And my swearing has gone up like 200% since I started this job.0 -
Example:
I don't give a flying carpet WHAT you think my job is! You get in my way I'll kick your Ashtaroth from here into tomorrow so back the Fairy off you son of a bisquick! Bloody jack rabbits..
Never been fired from a job. Coworkers either hated me or found me hilarious. Managers hated me but upper management always said I should apply for a management position. Go figure..2 -
When we have a pain in the butt client at work we use the time 6:12 to alert each other. Like "Mary don't forget you have a conference call at 6:12"1
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Gorram
Frell
Go se
I also lapse into French when I'm really frustrated.
Va te faire foutre is probably my favorite.1 -
I lapse into grizzled miner speak. We've had small children around for so long it's almost second nature. "Consarn" and "dagnab" are two favorites. I also sometimes use the very Catholic "Mother of Mercy".1
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When I'm around kids, I'll say things like "what in the ham sammich..." or "shut the front door" or "shish kabob"0
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