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She felt so special, like she was his only one because that is what he kept telling her. She had written their names in a heart so it was official, they were MFP married.2
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »She felt so special, like she was his only one because that is what he kept telling her. She had written their names in a heart so it was official, they were MFP married.
She told all her friends 'his wife doesn't appreciate him' and 'they have been growing apart for a long time'3 -
then suddenly!!! some random woman comes on for one post about all of the women on mfp that are after her man and they can have him because she is done!3
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Then it turns out it was actually him, hoping to fuel the thirst for him1
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His friends' recipes were way better than his wife's and he just couldn't quit them. He was addicted until heisacheater started posting the recipe conversations in public.0
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The twins found out and went balistic, saving the recipes, they stopped for a minute and thought about how they had never asked for his creditnscore1
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Meanwhile username iamhisonlyone is waiting patiently for sheistheonly one to tell her he loves her1
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Then a brand new super hot woman starts blowing up the selfie thread, taking away all the male attention from the mediocre-ish cute ladies.4
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The brand new smokin hot woman in the selfie thread had all the male mfpers dribbling, falling over themselves. The new hot woman smiled at the attention, for only she knew that she was a he and in fact a 68 year old grandad named Trevor.3
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Can't stop laughing !!0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »The brand new smokin hot woman in the selfie thread had all the male mfpers dribbling, falling over themselves. The new hot woman smiled at the attention, for only she knew that she was a he and in fact a 68 year old grandad named Trevor.
All the attention on this one super hot woman made the other thirsty people in the selfie thread furious, and they flagged every single post of the super hot woman. The others even went as far as posting risqué pics, borderline of breaking the MFP guidelines.4 -
Super hot woman created a "I can't help that I'm so popular" thread and gave wonderful tips on how you could be as hot as her:
1) don't ever smile
2) don't have sex, sin ages you.
But most importantly
3)stay inside, curtains closed with a peanut butter face mask for 5 hours a day
Unfortunately, she became too hot and imploded. Leaving many men writing vague messages about their lost love.7 -
There was so much ebanging going on that 80% of female mfpers became epregnant and had ebabies but the men mfpers wouldn't pay esupport5
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »There was so much ebanging going on that 80% of female mfpers became epregnant and had ebabies but the men mfpers wouldn't pay esupport
But it wasn't just the men. Some of the emoms were found unfit, so the edaddies had custody. This gave new meaning to the jail bars on some people's profile pics.4 -
The mods sent everyone a message about internet protection. They made a new section called Daycare where you could leave your e-accidents while you got busy trying to find a baby daddy.4
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And then one thoughtful mfp'er sent Pumpkin Spice Condom gift baskets out to 12 lucky recipients. Includes a tube of Pumpkin Spice Lube, & Pumpkin Spice Whipped Cream. Just in time for Halloween.4
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